Your World is an Illusion/Transcript

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Template:K.O.

Speaker	Dialogue
Rex Th' Bunny	What in tarnation?
Raymond	Prepare to meet your end, my leather-bound, lagomorhphic lad…
Raymond comes out of the box.
Raymond	Hyah!
Raymond shows himself in a hockey player with a hockey stick.
Raymond	…for I have a hat trick of my own.
Raymond transform his hands into hockey stick shooter.
Raymond	Ha ha! Get ready for a power play!
Raymond shoots 3 hockey balls, closer to Rex Th' Bunny, shocked and covers himself.
Rex Th' Bunny	Huh?
Rex Th' Bunny, surprised to see K.O., Rad and Enid.
Rex Th' Bunny	Whah!
Rex Th' Bunny gasps.
K.O., Enid and Rad	Aah!
K.O. punches and Rad and Enid kicks the hockey balls back at Raymond, hits him in the mouth and breaks half of his teeth.
Raymond	I need to see some dentists! Ya-ha-ha-hooeyyyyy!
Raymond sends to the sky, about to send to the jail, but goes to dentist. Drill is heard.
Rex Th' Bunny	Ah, man, you guys really saved my tail back there.
Rex Th' Bunny holds his hand in the air.
Rex Th' Bunny	Slap me some cool fives.
Rad and Enid	No, thanks. Bye-ee.
Rad and Enid fly back into Gar's.
K.O.	I'll take some fives.
K.O. and Rex Th' Bunny high fives.
Rex Th' Bunny	Oh. Thanks again, partner.
Rex Th' Bunny clicks tongue.
Rex Th' Bunny	I owe you one.
Rex Th' Bunny walks off, K.O. imitates clicking tongue.
Holo-Jane	Psst! Hey, kid, come over here.
K.O.	Hmm, a stranger.
Raymond	Hyah!
Raymond comes out of the box.
Raymond	Half-time's over, half-pint.
K.O.	Raymond? Again? And with the exact, same entrance as before?
Raymond	So nice…
Raymond brushes his teeth.
Raymond	I did it twice.
K.O.	And why are you standing like that, without a hockey stick? Aah!
Raymond	Look, benchwarmer, I know I'm remarkable to you, but you better quit making so many remarks. 'Cause without your little chums here to help you, this rematch is gonna be a shutout!
Townpeople	Rematch! Rematch!
K.O.	Everyone, please, this isn't a game. Y'all gotta listen to me. Can you even listen?
K.O. looks at one of the townspeople.
K.O.	This guy doesn't even have ears or, like, a body.
Raymond	You… You're seriously ignoring me? This has never happened to me before. I think I… hate this!
Raymond charging at K.O.
Raymond	Hyah!
Raymond is about to punch K.O.
Raymond	PAY! ATTENTION! TO ME!
Raymond see K.O. is still here, gasps.
Raymond	Unscathed?
K.O.	Well, yeah. You never hit me.
Raymond	Mnargh!
Raymond punches K.O. but nothing happened.
K.O.	See? You reared back, and just a blob of light.
Raymond	What is this sorcery?
K.O.	Do I only have…
K.O. counts his fingers.
One, two, three, four fingers? Why do we call them "high fives", then?
Raymond	You're mad!
K.O.	No. Just confused.
Raymond gasps, wipes his tears off.
Raymond	Best to just put the little guy out of his misery.
Raymond transform his hands into hockey stick shooter and is about to blast K.O., he gasps and jumps out of the dimension. K.O. gasps again.
Raymond	What? Argh!
Raymond comes to K.O.
Raymond	Thou baseborn cur! I'll get…
Raymond is about to scratch K.O., but misses.
Raymond	Rah! Huh? Argh!
Raymond tries to grabs K.O., but missed again. He is about malfunction.
Raymond	I don't unders-s-stand. Does not compute. Sports?!
Raymond's head explodes and thud. The crowd cheering.
Rex Th' Bunny	Thanks again, champ.