|— This is a transcribed copy of "We Got Hacked". —|
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[The episode starts off with K.O. placing a wet floor sign while Mr. Gar is commanding his employees]
K.O.: [Humming] Time to mop.
Mr. Gar: So let’s put our noses to the grindstone…
[K.O. places a circle of wet floor signs]
K.O.: And now that we’ve taken proper precautions… [Clears throat] Watch out, all! Here comes the dirt exterminator, with the star of today’s session—[holds out a mop] the power mop!
Enid: Uh, that looks like a regular old mop to me, bub-o.
K.O.: [laughing] Oh, no, no. This is but its dormant state. Let us tap into its true potential. Bloop. [Pushes the button to generate the mop, K.O. falls off]
Rad: Dude, nice!
[The mop starts to clean]
Enid and Rad: Whoa!
[Gregg takes food to Potato’s basket, which the mop knocks Potato down]
A Real Magic Skeleton: Power balls… Power— [The mop knocks the power balls stand and A Real Magic Skeleton]
Mr. Gar: Stop that renegade mop!
Enid: Stop right— [The mop knocks her out]
Rad: Come to Papa— [The mops knocks him out as well]
K.O.: I got it— Oof! [The mops knock him out as well]
[The mop crashes throughout the bodega and titlecard appears]
Mr. Gar: Bodega-men! [Enid, Rad, and K.O. stands in salute] Looks like the store… will be closed today for repairs.
Enid: Well, I don’t particularly mind.
K.O.: Noooooo!! Uh. I mean… no. That won’t be necessary. Because I know someone who can fix just about everything.
[Dendy enters the bodega]
Dendy: You called for my assistance, K.O.?
K.O.: Dendy! Dendy, Dendy, Dendy, Dendy! We got— We got problems!
Dendy: Hmm. I understand your predicament.
Dendy: [Points to Mr. Gar] Mr. Gar here is overcompensating for his receding hairline with muscles.
Mr. Gar: Hey!
Dendy: [Points to Rad] Rad is pretending to be super macho. Even though, he’s a big softy.
Rad: Th— That’s not true.
Dendy: [Points to the mop] We have a cleaning apparatus with a tacky design. [Points to Enid while she’s picking her nose] Or perhaps, is it how Enid acts super cool because she’s internally struggling with her identity.
Enid: Uh. uh. [Stomps on the ground] Uh. Absolutely not.
Dendy: Hmmm..uhmm, it must be...
[Mr. Gar picks up Dendy and screams at her]
Mr. Gar: THE DANG MOP IS MALFUNCTIONING!!
[Dendy falls on the ground and adds some cords to the mop, K.O. is amazed]
[Dendy plugs cords into the backpack and opens a hologram screen]
K.O.: Coooool! [said fast] What's that?
Dendy: Oh, that is just a digital read-out of the mop’s cyber mechanic.
K.O.: what's that?
Dendy: Thats a statistical analysis of the Pow Card economy.
K.O.: What's that? Looks kind of, advertising.
Dendy: That's an unconvincing pop-up ad trying to trick gullible people to letting a virus lose onto their system, I highly advise that [pop-ups appear] again — you just pressed it didn’t you?
K.O.: [More pop-ups appear] [Panting] No?
[More pop-ups appear that it sent a signal to the mop, glitching i. Enid and Rad roll down, causing some glitch to spread]
Dendy: We should take cover as well.
[K.O, Nods In Agreement]
[The mop glitches then it hits some shelves and the cashier.]
Dendy: [Sigh] K.O., I really wished you let me finished before you wanna go ahead and press that pop-up. This is highly inconvenient. What were you thinking?
K.O.: [Laughs Nervously] I did not touch it! I swear. Besides, it does not matter who caused it. I can, mop it up!
[The mop disappears]
K.O.: Ohh, yeah. My mop’s broken, I’ll just clean it later!
[The sign glitches]
[A Real Magic Skeleton walks towards the glitch, then glitches to transform into CGI form]
Brandon: Yo! Let's head back, woah? Buddy are you ok?
[His friend glitches, making Shelves fall]
Enid: Uhh, what the heck is going on here?
Dendy: [Sarcastically] Well, K.O. apparently didn’t click on a pop-up ad that unleashed what seems to be a contagious glitch virus.
K.O.: That's right I didn't.
Enid, Rad, Dendy, and K.O.: [Scream]
Dendy: What is it needing?
Rad: Calm down my friends! I got this in no time!
[Rad makes a can wall, which gets busted]
Rad: I don’t know why I thought that would work.
Potato: You think this carrot is good for the ratatouille?
[Potato and Gregg get bitten by A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon]
Enid: Let's just leave the glitch mess in someone else’s hands, AND RUN!!!!!
[K.O. touches the door and appears the glitch has spread to the door]
K.O.: Enid! The door is glitched too!
Enid: Aw dang whack. Uhh, let's go to the break room!
[Brandon, ARMS, Potato, and Gregg rise from the ground chasing them. The four keep running until Rad’s ankle breaks]
Rad: MY ANKLE!
Enid: I got you dude!
Rad: I can walk, I can walk. [His bone shows up, making him hurt worse]
K.O.: Rad!! No!!!
Rad: Don’t cry little K.O.! Radicles does not give up! [His hand bone also cracks] I'll just, levitate.
[The glitches eats Rad]
[Most of the glitches are going towards K.O.’s way]
Rad: [Pixelated speaking]
[Enid, K.O., and Dendy comes to the door]
Enid: Come on! Come on! Faster! hurry! Grab some things to barricade the door!
[Rad almost bites them, then Enid shuts the door, looking disgusted. Rad’s Face is on the door]
[The glitch is on the door]
Enid: The glitch is spreading! Quick! Throw things at his face.
[Dendy and K.O. throws random stuff in his face]
Enid: Aughhh, I can still see his cruddy face!
[Dendy puts ketchup on Rad’s face]
Enid: Oh, thanks Dendy!
[The ketchup gets pinched, making them spread to revealing Rad’s CGI eyes]
Dendy: K.O., I hope you know That none of this would have happened if you didn’t click that pop-up.
K.O.: [Guilty] I didn’t click anything!
[The barricade has the glitch’s hand, clipping through it]
Dendy and K.O.: ENID!
Enid: woah, geez. How did they get through the barricade!
Dendy: They’re clipping through the walls. I’d step away from the barricade Enid!
Enid: Heh, uhh yeah!
K.O.: [Worried] Uhmm, Enid? What's wrong with your hair?
[The glitch has spread to Enid]
Enid: Hahaha. It's probably just a stain from [glitches].
K.O.: Are you sure you're ok?
Enid: I’m fine K.O., [Appears glitched, mouth and eyes are duplicated] Come here!
[Dendy and K.O. are scared and the rest of the glitches clip through, resulting them to run]
K.O.: I wish I could just hit reset on the whole day, If I only never opened up that dumb pop-up!
Dendy: That's, it!
K.O.: I know Dendy! I hit that pop-up even though you said not to [Crying] I’m so sorry! [A tear drops]
Dendy: That is not what I'm referring to. Well, I mean yes, but the whole world could have been destroyed because of your earlier actions. But I meant what you first said, [Thinks] about hitting reset, we should be able to fix this if we use my hack pack to recalibrate the plaza and radiate the glitches presence from a fundamental level, everything would be ok! [She thumbs up, a sweat comes down]
K.O.: [Amazed] Snippity snap! Where is your hack pack?
Dendy: It's [A vision of where her Hackpack is on the other side of the store] still in the store. [Sits]
K.O.: What? We’ll never make it out there!
Dendy: Yes, it is impossible. We are definitely doomed, but at least we will end our existence. Together.
K.O.: [Sits too, at front Of Dendy] Dendy, let's look at each other. So that the last thing we see before we go is a friendly face. Instead one of those glitch things, I’m glad you were my friend Dendy.
Dendy: I’m glad that I was your friend too, K.O..
K.O.: Those glitches sure are taking their time!
[Having six Glitches, makes them slow to process, making them loading, stuck]
K.O.: Uhmm, what's going on?
Dendy: It appears as if the glitches, have glitched! Having this many glitches at once must have overloaded the system!
K.O.: Do you know what this means?
Dendy: We have more time to study the glitches before they destroy ss!
K.O.: No no no! It means we got time to get your Hackpack!
[Rad tries to glitch them]
[K.O. and Dendy crash to a few objects]
K.O.: It’s surrounded by ad screens!
Dendy: Worry not! I have prepared a backup keyboard incase of emergencies! [A keyboard appears]
Dendy: Now we just need to hit CONTROL ALT, DELETE at the same time.
K.O.: Uhmm, ok ok ok, CONTROL, ALT, DELETE!
[The glitches busts the door]
Dendy: We must connect the glitches to the Hackpack as well. I'm Just not sure how.
K.O: I know how! [Gets six plugs] I started this, I’m going to finish it.
[The glitches are walking towards Dendy and K.O.. K.O. is towards them with plugs]
K.O.: [Screams] Here it comes! [Spreads the plugs to The glitches]
[All of them have plugs]
K.O.: [Goes to the backpack] Control, Alt, and Dele- Ow! [K.O. gets held by the glitches, and bitten] Must, reach, Delete!
Dendy: Oh, I'll just get that for you! [Clicks Delete]
[The glitches go away, a dot glows, forming reloading, it reloads the whole plaza]
Mr. Gar: WHO IS CAUSING ALL THESE COMMOTION HERE??
K.O.: Everyone! your not creepy anymore!
Rad: Eee, K.O., Uhmm.
[K.O.’s face is glitched]
K.O.: What? I'm just glad everyone is ok now!
Mr. Gar: Well, whatever this manual says, maybe you should fix your study.
Dendy: [Laughs oddly]
[Zooms into K.O,’s face, ending the episode]