This is a transcribed copy of "We've Got Fleas".
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Speaker | Dialogue |
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K.O. prepares a plate of nachos. | |
K.O. | Lightning cheese to represent a flash of instinct. |
K.O. places jalapenos. | |
K.O. | Laser jalapenos, to represent the precision of a sharp intellect. |
K.O. places beef cubes. | |
K.O. | And beef power cubes, for strength. By these ingredients combined, I’ve created the ultimate nacho mix! Fit for a hero! |
Baby Teeth drools wanting to eat the nachos. | |
K.O. | Or… maybe they’re fit for the official animal mascot of the Bodega— Baby Teeth! |
Baby Teeth eats the nachos. | |
K.O. | Who has been here this whole time. It must be nice to be such a cute and beloved animal. |
Alarm blares. | |
K.O. | Uh? |
Titlecard appears, K.O. heads out of the store. | |
Enid | So what do you think we got today? |
Rad | Ah, I don’t know. I’ll bet it’s another lame Darrell. |
A Boxmore box lands on the ground while something in it is creating noise. Enid chuckles. | |
Enid | Uh, is it okay in there? |
Rad chuckles. | |
Rad | Yeah. You two can take this one. I’m out. |
K.O. | Rad! |
Rad | Come on, K.O.. I’d feel bad clobbering a robot that can’t even open its own box. |
The robot claws the box with letter "M" to open it. It reveals to be Mikayla, she growls. | |
Enid | Good thing it was able to get out, huh, Rad? |
Rad | Hey! |
K.O. | H-Hi there. E-Excuse me? |
K.O. approaches to Mikayla. | |
K.O. | You look a lot different from your brothers and sister. Are you, like, their pet? |
Mikayla approaches K.O. | |
K.O. | Or… |
K.O. gasps. | |
K.O. | Could you be the official animal mascot of Boxmore? |
Rad | K.O., stop talking to it! |
Mikayla hisses. | |
Mikyala | Mikayla! |
K.O. | Mikayla? That’s a beautiful name! Uh, my name’s K.O.. |
Mikayla prepares to scratch him. | |
K.O. | And I work at Gar’s Bodega, where we— |
Rad catches K.O.. | |
Rad | Aah! |
Rad falls to the ground with K.O. | |
Rad | Enid! |
Enid | I got it! |
Enid jumps. | |
Enid | Hyah! |
Mikayla dodges it and runs away while Enid chases her. | |
Enid | Keep your paws off my friends, jerk! |
Mikayla jumps between cars, however Rad catches her with his finger move. | |
Enid | Nice save. |
Rad | Heh. I’m back in the game. Whoa! |
Mikayla keeps banging on the pole to knock it down while the pole falls off. Rad lets go of Mikayla. | |
K.O. | Rad! Hey, buddy. |
Mikayla growls. | |
K.O. | Come here. I-I’m not gonna hurt you. |
Mikayla hisses. | |
K.O. | See? There’s no need for us to fight. |
Mikayla growls and digs the ground making a mess. | |
K.O. | Owwww! Whyyyyy?! |
Rad drives his van to block the mess. He and Enid gets off the van. | |
Enid | Looks like our normal approach isn’t working. |
Rad | She’s too unpredictable. It’s like fighting a wild animal. |
K.O. gasps. | |
K.O. | That’s it. In times of need, the hero’s noble animal companion always sweeps in to win the day! |
K.O. whistles. | |
K.O. | Baby Teeth! Come forth! |
Baby Teeth still eating the nachos. | |
Baby Teeth | Huh? |
Baby Teeth looks out but continues to eat nachos. | |
Enid | Any other bright ideas? |
K.O. | Hmmmm. Well… maybe we could become animals. |
Rad | "Become" animals? How could we do that? |
Dendy | [Opens Rad’s van door] It’s simple. You just need to be bitten by a were-animal. |
Rad, K.O., & Enid | Dendy! |
Rad | What were you doing in my van? |
Dendy | [Shows a hologram of a were-animal] A were-animal’s fangs secrete a special were-enzyme that activates the bitten’s inner beast. |
K.O. | Uh… were-animal?! |
Rad | [Chuckles] I think you mean, "Where is animal, K.O." |
[K.O. laughs but Enid is unimpressed] | |
K.O. | Yeah, my bad. |
Enid | [Grabs K.O. and Rad and shows them to Crinkly Wrinkly] There animal! Let’s get bit. |
Rad & K.O. | Hm! |
Enid, Rad, & K.O. | Come on! Bite us! Please bite us! Bite me! |
Crinkly Wrinkly | Whaaaat?! [Wheezes] |
Enid | Look, I know it sounds strange, but I promise you it’s for a good reason. [Crinkly Wrinkly bites her arm] Owwww! Ugh! [Shakes him] Get off me you dusty, little creep! |
Crinkly Wrinkly | [KO catches him] Why, thank ya, sonny! [Chomps K.O.’s nose] |
K.O. | Owww! Ugh! |
Rad | [Laughs] [Crinkly chomps Rad’s hand] Aaaaaah! |
Crinkly Wrinkly | A-hoo-hoo-hoo! I’ve been wanting to do that for ages! |
Enid | Wait, you wanted to bite us?! |
Rad | Ew! |
K.O. | You weren’t supposed to like it! |
Enid | Ugh! Blek! |
Rad | That cannot be legal. |
Crinkly Wrinkly | [On the bus] Hahaha, enjoy your cuuuuurse! [The bus drives off] |
Enid | Your garbage curse didn’t even work, you dank, old pillowcase!!! [A bunny tail appears behind her] |
K.O. | Enid! Y-You have a new ponytail! On your butt! |
Enid | Oh! Cute! But I don’t think it’s a ponytail. It’s more of a… [She grows bunny ears and transforming into a bunny] Oh, uh, oh! [Her feet transforms into bunny feet ripping her shoes] A bunny! It must be because I’m so… [Hops] …quick on my feet. |
Rad | Whoa! Nice! If your inner animal is fast, then mine must be something totally macho. Like a classic werewolf! [Claws and a tail is grown out] Yeah! I can feel it! [Rips his shirt off] [Laughs] [A collar with a bell appears on his neck] Oh. A cat? Nice. Must be because I’m so… [Licks himself] …cleaaaaan. |
K.O. | Wow! Wow, wow, wow! You guys look so cool! [Grows a tail out] Ah! I can’t wait to find out what I’m gonna be! |
Enid & Rad | A puppy! |
Rad | That’s so K.O.! |
Enid | Of course he’s a puppy! It’s perfect because he’s such a good boy! |
[K.O. transforms into a puppy and barks. Enid and Rad cuddles him] | |
Rad | Yeah, who’s a good boy?! |
K.O. | Me! Me, me, me! |
Enid & Rad | Yes, you are! |
Enid | Yes, you are! |
[Mikayla comes in to fight Rad] | |
Enid | Oh, right. Mikayla. Time to use our animal powers to put this monkey business to an end! |
Rad | Ohhhh, she’s a monkey? I thought she was some kinda… jaguar… guitar… l-lizard. |
[Mikayla growls and gets out her paw] | |
Enid | [She kicks Mikayla] Whoooooo… cares? |
Rad | Well, I’m a little curious. |
Enid | [Throws Mikayla around with her feet] You want a bite of the action, K.O.? |
K.O. | I think I’d rather show her my… Bark Blast! [His bark blast blasts Mikayla] |
Rad | Cat Scratch Fever! [Scratches Mikayla] |
Mikayla | Aaaaaaah! [Launches to Box More and Box More explodes] |
Rad | Heh. Nice. [Smacks lips] Sooo, how do we go back to normal? |
Enid | Uhhh… |
K.O. | W-We could ask Crinkly Wrinkly to bite us again? |
[Enid and Rad shudders] | |
Enid | You know what? I’d rather stay a rabbit. |
Rad | Yeah, I can deal with this. |
K.O. | Wait. Really?! [Chuckles and wags his tail] We’re just gonna be animals from now on?! |
Rad | Yeah, sure. |
Enid | It’ll be fun. |
K.O. | Yippee!! [Barks, pants] |
[He sees a group of dogs walking and follows them] | |
[Enid sees a bunch of images of carrots on her phone and Rad touches her phone. Pird approaches and Enid digs a tunnel] | |
Singer | I wanna be a good boy, too. And sniff, drool and bury a bone in the yard. I wanna scratch bellies with you. You’re so cool. [Enid exits the ground and sees a crate of carrots] Can I borrow some fleas while we’re at it? [Howls] [K.O. waves his dog friends bye and scratches himself, taking out fleas] [Rad is sleeping in front of the Bodega. K.O. walks in and pets him but gave him a flea] I’m not sayin’ I think every puppy dog is smart. But between you and me, barking is a form of art. [Rad scratches himself. Enid is seen eating carrots. K.O. waves to her but he gave her fleas as well] Doggies are smart, and barking is a form of art. [K.O., Enid, and Rad scratch themselves to get rid of fleas. K.O. knocks the crate of carrots with Enid and falls on Rad] |
Rad | This isn’t fun if there’s fleas! |
Enid | Yeah, I’m done. |
K.O. | [Butt scoots] Ohh. Ow. S-Should we go talk to Crinkly Wrinkly then? |
Enid & Rad | No! |
Enid | We just need… a haircut! |
[Mr. Logic shaves all the fur from Rad, Enid, and K.O.. But the fur regrows itself quick. Rad drops a mirror. Rad, Enid, and K.O. continues to scratch themselves] | |
K.O. | Now should we talk to Crinkly Wrinkly? |
Rad & Enid | No! |
Rad | We just need… a-a human to bite us! |
Enid | Yeah, a human. |
[Mega Football Baby gnaws on K.O.’s arm at the arcade] | |
K.O. | Um… help. |
Enid | Okay, yeah, let’s go get Crinkly Wrinkly. |
Crinkly Wrinkly | Of course I could bite ya again! But t’won’t do squat! Haw haw! |
Enid | What?! |
Rad | Huh? |
Crinkly Wrinkly | [In the bus] I’m afraid you gamey little children are stuck like that! [Laughs crazily] |
K.O. | We can’t turn back?! Ugh! W-Why didn’t Dendy tell us that?! |
Dendy | [Rolls down the van’s window] You didn’t ask. |
K.O., Rad and Enid | Dendyyyyy. |
Rad | Seriously stay out of my van. |
Dendy rolls back the window. | |
Potato | Psst! You know, you three don’t have to live like this… if you don’t want to. |
Enid | No offense, Potato, but what do you know about not being a rabbit? |
Potato | I know I look like just your everyday anthropomorphic bunny, but… I’ve found a way to escape my mundane reality and be the person I’ve always wanted to be. I-I could show ya how! But you might not like it. |
Shows a shot of people line going to the Fantastic! Video Store. Puck Reverie lets them in. | |
Potato | This is it. |
Rad | I don’t get it. Why’re people going into the old video store? |
Enid | Yeah, what’s the deal, Potato? Uh… Potato? Pota— |
Potato waves. | |
Potato | Over here. |
Potato wears a human girl costume. | |
Potato | Sorry, I had to get changed. Um… what do you think? |
K.O., Rad, & Enid | Whoaaaa! |
Rad | Cool! |
Enid | You’re so cute! |
K.O. | Amazing, Potato! |
Rad | You look just like a human. |
Potato | Oh, gosh, no. Just wait till you see everyone else. |
They all enter the store. It reveals that it’s a convention where animal characters dress up as humans. | |
K.O. | Wow, this place is cool! |
Enid | Yeah, it feels kinda like a costume party. |
Rad | Lotta familiar faces, too. Look, there’s Dogmun, Dolph Finn, Rex, Mikayla… Wait! Mikayla?! |
Mikayla turns around and hisses. | |
K.O. | She’s gonna wreck this peaceful gathering! |
Enid | Not on our watch! |
K.O., Enid, and Rad prepares to fight. K.O. barks. | |
K.O., Enid, & Rad | Aaaaaaaaaaah! |
Potato | Stoooop! What are you doing?! She’s just trying to give you your outfits! |
K.O., Enid and Rad | Huh? |
Mikayla shows them their outfits. | |
K.O. | Aw, geez. We’re so sorry, Mikayla. |
Rad | Yeah. You were just hanging out with everyone else here, huh? |
Enid | You wanted to help us fit in, and look like humans. Because that’s what you want, too, isn’t it? |
Potato | Yep! This is a place of acceptance, not violence. It’s a place where you can be someone else for a while. And some of us have realized that that makes us feel even more like ourselves. So, are you gonna try out your new costumes, or what? |
At the Bodega, K.O., Enid, and Rad wore their regular costumes. Enid sits on the counter, Rad levitates a box and transports it to a pile of boxes. Baby Teeth is eating her nachos and K.O. picks one. | |
K.O. sighs. | |
K.O. | I’m so glad everything’s back to normal. |
A nacho crumbles because he’s in his costume. The episode ends. |