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Speaker Dialogue
[The episode starts off at the Bodega, Enid and Rad laying on the ground with food. Rad has a lollipop on his mouth]
Rad Enid, I’m so bored that I’m, like, excited to talk about how bored I am.
Enid Yeah, that is exciting. I mean boring.
K.O. How can you be bored?! There’s always something to do! Like, I just found out we have a bathroom, and I’m gonna go clean it!
Enid We need a robot to fight.
Rad Yeah, why didn’t Boxman send one today? [Enid puts a lollipop in her mouth] He busy or something?
[Next shot shows the Boxmore Factory. Fink, Lord Boxman, and Professor Venomous walks in the factory]
Lord Boxman Professor Venomous! I thought you were gonna reschedule [chuckling] like you usually do. But you didn’t have to dress up on my account!
[Titlecard appears]
Professor Venomous Let’s make this quick, Boxman. I’m only here because P.O.I.N.T.’s been breathing down my neck lately.
Lord Boxman Oh? They have?
Professor Venomous P.O.I.N.T. is the biggest group of superheroes around! [Pans to the exterior shot of P.O.I.N.T. HQ] Their weapons, their defense, their everything! [Back to Boxmore] It’s better than anything that we villains have to offer. Why do you think I’ve enlisted your help in the first place?
Lord Boxman No, really, I— I agree with you. I have to deal with P.O.I.N.T. all the time! I’m just so sick of them meddling in all of my affairs… [Professor Venomous grumbles] …that that’s why I called you here! This new project I’m working on is going to turn everything on its head.
Professor Venomous A glorb-processing plant?
Lord Boxman Good eye, P.V.
Fink P.V.?
[Cellphone rings]
Lord Boxman Every robot needs a glorb, and since glorbs are rather hard to come by, i have to make sure that each one I have is used to its utmost efficiency.
Professor Venomous Hmm. And I take it this facility has something to do with your top-secret project?
Lord Boxman Let me tell you all about it.
Fink Status update, boss! [Clears throat] Cosma says… that we bring a snack.
Professor Venomous Okay.
Fink Vormulax is bringing her karaoke machine.
Professor Venomous Yes!
Fink And Billiam says not to be late because we raise anchor at 9:00 p.m. sharp.
Professor Venomous Yeesh. We need to get out of here.
Lord Boxman B-But… don’t you want to hear about my top-secret project?
Professor Venomous No can do, Box. We;re going to a villains’ party tonight on Billiam Milliam’s hover yacht.
Lord Boxman A… villains’ party? [As Professor Venomous and Fink leaves, Lord Boxman comes in front wearing a tuxedo] Can I come?!
Professor Venomous No.
Lord Boxman How about now?! [Rips his outfit to reveal a rapper outfit]
Professor Venomous No. [Lord Boxman rips into another outfit] Stop that! You can’t go because you aren’t invited.
Lord Boxman Not invited? Really? But I’m a villain!
Professor Venomous You are box-man, Boxman.
Fink Ha!
Lord Boxman Touche. I’ll be your plus-one.
Professor Venomous Fink’s already my plus-one.
Fink [Sticks out tongue] Nyeh!
Lord Boxman But she’s just a henchman! [Fink chops on his finger] Yipe! Look, Boxmore is more than capable of looking after pwecious widdle Fink tonight, oh, yes. just give me a chance to show you that I am more than just a box-man!
[Fink muffled yells]
Professor Venomous [Checks watch] I suppose.
Lord Boxman Great! Shannon! Darrell!
Shannon & Darrell You can count on us, Dad!
Lord Boxman My robots are going to baby-sit. Shall we?
[Scene shows a shot of Billiam Milliam’s yacht]
Billiam And you look exquisitely evil tonight. [Cosma passes by] So lovely to see you, Vormulax. Mwah. [Kisses Vormulax’s hand]
Vormulax Ohh. [Carries her karaoke machine]
Billiam Let my minion take your karaoke machine off your hands. [Billiam’s minion takes Vormulax’s karaoke machine] [Professor Venomous comes in] Ah, Professor Venomous! It’s been so— [Lord Boxman barges in]
Lord Boxman Ooh, lovely boat, Billy-Willy. Ow-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! [Pushes the minion]
[Professor Venomous sighs]
Billiam You brought Boxman as your plus-one? You know he’s just a joke villain. He builds little toy robots.
Professor Venomous He forced himself along. But surely no one will notice him.
Lord Boxman [Laughs] Ooooh! I love tiny shrimpers. [Eats whole plate of shrimp] Ooh, tomates! Don’t mind if I do. [Eats the whole plate of tomates]
Billiam Egad!
[Billiam’s yacht goes sails aboard. Big Bull Demon receives his drink from Billiam’s minion. Cosma and Vormulax chats. Billiam make a clink sound to his glass]
Billiam Good evening, my villains and villainesses. You’re in for the most outrageous, sinful treat of a time tonight. To start things off… [Claps] … I will hand out some commemorative t-shirts.
[Billiam’s minions hands out the t-shirts to the guests while the guests were not impressed. Cosma in disguised, throws the t-shirt]
Cosma Pfeh!
[Lord Boxman drinks the whole punch. A t-shirt falls on his face]
Lord Boxman Ooh!
Big Bull Demon Hmm. [Lord Boxman wears his t-shirt]
[Big Bull Demon grumbles]
Lord Boxman Ooh! That’s my hot purple jam.
[Professor Venomous grumbles as well. He checks his phone that Fink messages him]
Professor Venomous [Chuckles] Looks like she’s having fun.
[Lord Boxman dances and vocalizes]
Cosma Ugh, this guy?
Vormulax Smeh.
Lord Boxman Hello, my fellow villains. Care to see my most recent evil accomplishments? Yes! [Cosma and Vormulax sees his tablet]
[The tablet shows a cartoon short titled “Boxman vs K.O.”]
Lord Boxman Ooh, how I hate that do-gooder K.O.! That’s why I created this K.O.-seeking missile! [Puts the missile to Darrell’s arm]
Darrell I don’t know, boss. That K.O. is pretty waskily.
Lord Boxman I know that! That’s why… [Replaces Darrell’s head with a TV monitor. He has a camera video with him] I’m going to do it remotely. Simply genius. [He poses as Darrell’s place] Now where is that suffering simpleton? Ooh! [Sees Enid] You!
Enid [Eats a carrot] Eh, what’s up, Box?
Lord Boxman Be vewy quiet! I’m hunting K.O.!
Enid Not sure if I know a K.O. Does he look kind of like this? [Holds out K.O.]
Lord Boxman [Sputters] Yes!
Enid Eh, never seen him. Can you be more specific? [Throws K.O.]
Lord Boxman You know exactly who I mean. He looks like this! [Flips to a K.O. screen] [The missile launches to the monitor thinking it’s actually K.O.] No, no, no, no, no, no, not me! [The missile blasts to the monitor to Lord Boxman and lands on a drum] Aah!
[The cartoon short ends]
Vormulax Why would you show us this?
Lord Boxman Aren’t I just terrible? [Cosma and Vormulax leaves] Unh! Chop, chop, chop! Unh! Unh! Chop, chop, chop!
Billiam Ohh! He’s ruining everything!
Professor Venomous I have to stop this. [Takes off his suit coat. He dances his way to Lord Boxman to make him stop dancing] Boxman.
Lord Boxman Whoo! Whoo!
Professor Venomous Boxman! Boxman! Boxman! This is inane. [Walks away]
Lord Boxman Is that karaoke I hear?
Big Bull Demon Crystal eyes.
Lord Boxman [Farts] Big Bull Demon, was that you?! Oh, that’s nasty! [Pushes Big Bull Demon out of the way. Takes the mic] Ahemp. [Vormulax leaves] I’d like to dedicate this song to my most evil best friend, and I think you know him. Professor Venomous. Oh, yeah. [Grabs Professor Venomous] When we walk down the street. Other villians wish that they could meet us. But they can’t. No, they can’t. [Tosses Professor Venomous] ‘Cause we’re two of hearts! [Mic receives feedback] [Cosma is about to puke and Big Bull Demon covers his ears as professer venomous is on the floor shaking] Two of hearts! We’re two of hearts! [Billiam and his bodyguards comes in] I don’t know if I mentioned this, but we are two hearts! [Billiam takes the mic from him] [Cosma and Big Bull Demon sighs as venomous stops shaking and sighs]
Billiam Ahem. Dearest guests, why don’t we move on to the best part of our evil party? I’ve prepared the rooftop for our annual explode-off! Let us boast our terrible powers in a most excessive manner. [Prepares his plan]
Lord Boxman Ooh! [Laughs] [Professor Venomous walks in] Ah, you’re just in time for the big, big show!
[Billiam head-shaped missiles launches to blow up an island]
[Crowd applauses]
Cosma Ha. Watch this. [Launches missiles to the moon and blows up]
Cool Sun Aw, man, none of that. I’m out of here. [Moves away]
Billiam All right, who’s next? Oh, Big Bull Demon? Come on up.
Lord Boxman [Pushes Big Bull Demon] No! No! No! Me! Me! Me! Mine! It’s my turn! I got a real good one. [Starts launching sequence]
[Crowd goes to see the missiles launched]
Billiam Hmm, that, uh… wasn’t so bad, huh? [One of his minions show his computer] Oh, whatever is the matter, my boy. [Grabs computer] Uh, my fellow villains, I regret to inform you all that the coordinates Boxman entered were for…P.O.I.N.T.— [Shows a shot of P.O.I.N.T. H.Q.] P.O.I.N.T. H.Q.
[Crowd screams]
Lord Boxman This one’s for you, Professor Venomous! [The missiles hits POINT HQ]
[Crowd gasps. A pterodactyl lands on POINT HQ. Crowd sighs]
POINT HQ Automated defenses, activated. [The POINT HQ fires a beam to Billiam’s yacht. The yacht is destroyed]
Billiam [Claps] Not to worry, everyone. [Whistles] [His bodyguards comes in] I’ve prepared emergency escape pods for such an occasion. Simply put on your life vest, jump on their back, and let them swim you to safety. [The guests puts on their lifevest and they escape the yacht with a bodyguard]
Hon Dew Nice going, Boxman!
Cantalop Yeah, why are you even here? You’re not one of us.
Billiam Boxman, my boy. Your super power must be failure. [Chuckles] It’s the only thing you’re good at. [Commands his bodyguards to place Lord Boxman on the ground. Billiam walks over him] [On a raft of bodyguards with his minions] We don’t approve of you, darling!
[A bodyguard comes in to pants him]
Professor Venomous Come on! There’s still one more escape pod. Let’s escape together.
Lord Boxman No.
Professor Venomous Eh?
Lord Boxman I knew it all along, you know? I knew all the villains hated me. The real reason why I came along is because I wanted to show them that I don’t care what they think of me! They’re never gonna stop me from doing what I want, [Holds out a remote] whether it’s destroying the plaza or destroying this accursed yacht! [Pushes a button] [Laughs maniacally]
[A box drops on the yacht and sending Lord Boxman and Professor Venomous in the air. Lord Boxman pushes a button to get his flying desk to catch them]
Lord Boxman I guess I got kind of carried away back ther—
Professor Venomous I’m impressed.
Lord Boxman Huh?
Professor Venomous I love your dedication to crushing those plaza heroes.
Lord Boxman But what are you—?
Professor Venomous Your secret project? You’re gonna give me every last detail on it.
Lord Boxman Oh. Okay!
Professor Venomous And that’s not all. I have something to give you. [Opens a small box to show a bio-chip]
Lord Boxman Ooh, hello. What is that?
Professor Venomous This bio-chip will turn your little science project into the most fearsome weapon alive! Now… tell me everything.
Lord Boxman [Chuckles] Sure thing. [Chuckles] Let’s go pick up, Fink! Whoo-hoo!
[The episode ends]


Transcripts
Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season 1 A: Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!I Am DendySibling RivalryYou Get MeDo You Have Any More in the Back?Just Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaMy Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsYou Are RadLegends of Mr. GarWe Got HackedPlazalympicsWe're CapturedKnow Your MomFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromT.K.O.

B: Stop Attacking the PlazaPlaza ShortsWe've Got FleasOne Last ScoreSecond First DateNo More Pow CardsLet's Watch the PilotA Hero's FateGlory DaysParents DayLet's Have a StakeoutThe Power Is Yours!Rad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InBack in Red ActionOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!Let's Take a MomentRMS & Brandon's First EpisodeMystery Science Fair 201XLet's Not Be SkeletonsLad & LogicAction NewsYou're in Control

Season 2 A: Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellHope This FliesThe Perfect MealPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolPoint to the PlazaThe So-Bad-icalLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionRed Action to the FutureT.K.O.'s HouseSpecial DeliveryDendy's PowerWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal Exams

B: Soda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesCrossover NexusPlaza AloneAll in the VillainyMonster PartyGarQuestSuper Black FridayWhacky JaxxyzSidekick ScoutsProject Ray WayI Am JethroBeach EpisodeRad's Alien SicknessKO's Health WeekGar Trains Punching JudyOK A.U.!Dark Plaza

Season 3 We Are HeroesKO, Rad, and Enid!Let's Meet SonicTKO RulesK.O. vs. FinkChip's DamageThe K.O. TrapWhatever Happened to... Rippy Roo?Planet XDeep Space VacationBig RevealRadical RescueYou're a Good Friend, KOLet's Get ShadowyRed Action 3: Grudgement DayCarlDendy's Video ChannelLet's Fight to the EndThank You for Watching the Show
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