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Speaker Dialogue
[The episode starts off with Darrell and Shannon coloring. Lord Boxman slams the door open throwing Fink into the room. Titlecard appears]
Fink Whoa!
Lord Boxman Shannon! Darrell!
Shannon & Darrell Oh, boy! Is it time to fight some heroes?
Lord Boxman No, no, no fighting heroes! I’m going out to an important business party with Professor Venomous. So, I need you two to babysit his nasty, little mutant while we’re gone.
[Fink groans]
Darrell & Shannon You can count on us, Dad!
Lord Boxman I certainly hope so because if anything bad were to happen to her in your care…
Fink [Hits the table] Ah! [Groans]
Lord Boxman …it’d mean the end of all Daddy’s happiness, and you don’t want that, now do you?
Darrell & Shannon Mnh-mnh!
Lord Boxman All right then. You two play nice with Stink there, and, oh, yes, don’t even think about leaving this room! [Slams the door shut]
Fink Hyah. [Kicks a stack of blocks]
Shannon & Darrell Yay! New playmate!
Shannon We never get new playmates.
Darrell [Hugs Fink] Especially not soft and cute ones! [Fink’s tail pokes his eye] Aah!
Fink Don’t get so chummy! I’m only hanging out with you dumb robots because my boss told me to!
Shannon Hey, now, don’t write us off yet, Fink. ‘Cause we’re gonna show you the best time you’ve ever had!
Darrell Yeah! Ever heard of a game called, Golden Statues?
Fink Golden what now?
[Fink, Shannon, and Mikayla play Golden Statutes]
Darrell [Paces] What a peaceful night in the statue museum. Boy, I sure hope none of the statues come alive to tag me while I’m not looking. [Laughs]
[Once Darrell is not looking, Shannon and Mikayla have a chance to tag him. When Darrell uses his flashlight, Shannon and Mikayla resume to be statues]
Darrell Gotcha! Aw, darn it. Almost had ya. Get a load of these statues. [Fink takes a picture of them playing statues] So lifelike.
[Fink laughs]
Shannon [Stretches her head out] Fink! If the security guard catches a statue moving, he can—
Darrell Tag! Gotcha, Shannon!
Shannon What?! We’re in time out!
Darrell Um, I didn’t hear you call a time out.
Shannon Um, well, I did.
Darrell Well, I’m gonna text daddy [Texts] and tell him you’re not playing right.
Shannon Well, I’m gonna tell him [Texts as well] you’re ruining our guests’s good time. Right, Fink? [Fink is on the ground texting] Oh. Um… Uh… great idea, Fink! Let’s watch a video. [Turns on the TV]
Fink Huh?
Sock puppet If only I had listened to you, Lord Boxman, surely I would have destroyed the Plaza and earned your love. [Reveals that it was a sock puppet of Lord Boxman] You should never, ever, ever disobey an order!
Fink Your boss makes you watch videos of himself?
[Darrell and Shannon listen to Lord Boxman’s song]
Lord Boxman To be a perfect robot slave, don’t ask questions, just behave. And always...
Lord Boxman, Darrell, & Shannon Follow orders.
Lord Boxman That’s right! Now, do you know what else a good robot is? Bingo! Silent.
Fink Can we please watch something else?
Darrell Something “else”?
Shannon What else is there to watch?
Fink Oh, I don’t know. Maybe something that isn’t completely inane?! Don’t you dumb robots know anything? Videos should be entertainment. Like this. [Shows a video to Darrell and Shannon. A chainsaw and screaming is heard]
Darrell Sh-Shannon?
Shannon [Covers Darrell’s eye] Don’t worry, buddy! It’s not real! It can’t be real.
Fink [Laughs] It’s real all right! [Laughs] Real funny!
Shannon Uh, uh, y-yeah. [Laughs uncomfortably] Why don’t we try another game? How about, uh, uh… House! Yeah! Would you like that, buddy? [Darrell nods] Yeah. Let’s uh, let’s play House.
Fink [Sighs] Fine. Not even you weirdos can mess up a baby game like House.
Darrell [In Lord Boxman’s outfit] Okay, so, I’m the daddy, and you’re the robots. [Fink wears a sailor suit and Shannon wears the wig]
Fink And what’s with these costumes? Shannon’s already a robot.
Darrell I like costumes. Now go make supper or I’ll throw you in the furnace! I have lots of work to do. [Uses a toy hammer to “build” a block]
Shannon [Comes in with a bowl] I… made you soup, dad!
Darrell Ah, yes. Daddies love soup.
Fink [Throws a fridge on Darrell] Yeah. Thought I’d get you something more filling than a knuckle sandwich. [Laughs]
Darrell [Throws the fridge] Fink! What the heck? Robots can never hurt the daddy!
Fink Oh, no! That must mean I’m on the fritz! Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Darrell You’re not playing right!
Fink [Shannon dusts the stuffed animals] Beep-beep! Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep! [Pretends to electrocute Shannon] Bzzt, bzzt, bzzt, bzzt, bzzt-bzzt, bzzt! Ha! Now your circuits are fried!
Shannon No, they’re not!
Fink I’ve awakened your free will! [Laughs]
Shannon [Tries to protect herself] Noooo! Stop iiiit!
Fink [Laughs] Robot revolution! [Darrell takes the cap away] Hey! [Growls]
Darrell Um… I don’t think you should be a robot anymore. How ‘bout you play the family dog?
Fink [Growls] [Tears the sailor suit off] No, I’m sick of your stupid games! I’m the guest so I get to decide what we’re gonna do. And I say we mess with some heroes like real villains.
Shannon & Darrell We can’t do that!
Shannon That would be… disobeying orders.
Darrell Yeah! And if you’re not safe in this room when they get back, Professor Venomous won’t want to be our daddy’s friend anymore, and then you’ll never get to play here ever again.
Shannon We just want to make Dad proud of us.
Fink Ya know, I make my boss proud all the time.
Shannon & Darrell Really?
Fink Mm-hmm. My boss always praises me, and gets me lots of presents and rewards me with treats ‘cause I’m his favoritest minion! Does Boxman ever do that stuff for you?
Shannon& Darrell No.
Fink Not to worry. We can fix that right away. I mean, for example, just think about how proud your boss— your daddy will be if he came home tonight and saw that you defeated those Plaza heroes he hates so much while he was gone?
Shannon Dad didn’t give us orders to do that.
Fink Orders, schmorders. He’d be so impressed. He’d completely forget you disobeyed him by leaving this room. So… Come on! Let’s go!
Darrell Wait a minute. Are you… trying to get us in trouble?
Fink [Evil laugh] I guess you robots aren’t so dumb after all. You figured me out. My boss me this special collar, [Puts glorb in her collar] and one glorb should be just enough energy to get you chumps in big trouble.
[Darrell and Shannon hug in fear]
Fink [Transforms herself more powerful] Whether you like it or not, I'mma have fun tonight. [Blasts the door open and escapes]
[Darrell and Shannon run to get her]
Darrell She’s really powerful in this form!
Shannon Well, she’s not the only one who can change. Hyah! [Turns into a net to catch Fink. However Fink escapes it]
Fink Ha! Nice try, suckers! [Blasts through another door]
Shannon Did she just… go to the bathroom? [Fink enters the toilet] Rats can really do that?!
Darrell I thought that was urban legend.
Shannon If we don’t get her back before Daddy and Professor Venomous get home, we’re done for!
[K.O. cleans the toilet in bathroom at the Bodega. Fink exits the toilet]
K.O. Ah! Rats can really do that?!
Fink Well, well, well. What a coinkydink. I was just a-looking for some havoc to wreak.
[Fink fights K.O.]
K.O. Hey! Aren’t you Professor Venomous’ hench… rat thingy?
Fink That’s right. And I’m gonna wreck this joint!
K.O. Whoa! Hey! Uh, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I’ll never close the toilet lid again, I swear! [Grabs Fink’s fist] Whoa! Wh-whoa! [The laser beam blasts him] Whoa! [He dodges Fink and crashes the wall] How’d a potty rat like you get so much power?
Fink If you have to ask, you’ll never know. [K.O. exits the bathroom] Hey! [Shannon and Darrell comes out the toilet] You’ll never take me alive! [Runs out]
K.O. A-A-And then, the rat came out of the toilet, a-and she was big and mean, a-and she can fly! And… [Screams]
Fink Get back here, hero! I wasn’t done messing with you!
Rad Ha! Told ya! Rats really can do that.
Enid Huh. Guess I owe you a soda.
[Darrell and Shannon run to catch Fink]
Enid & Rad Darrell and Shannon?
Enid Hey!
Rad Get back here!
[Rad and Enid run to chase them]
Fink [Still chasing K.O.] I’m gonna get you! Oh.
K.O. Whoa! [Crawls under a car] [Fink finds him and drags him out] Ooh!
Fink [Steps on K.O.] This is way more fun than playing House. [Her glorb energy runs out] Aw, nuts. Out of juice. [Shannon catches her] Aah!
Darrell [Grabs Fink and Shannon] Gotcha, you little scamp. [Fink hisses and growls]
Shannon Now all we gotta do is get out of here and back to Box More.
Rad Wrong! [Comes in with Enid and K.O.] Only thing you three are gonna get is out of here and back to Box More!
Darrell [Turns around] Um, we just said that. Aah!
[Shannon, Darrell, and Fink flies to Boxmore crashing through the roof]
Lord Boxman We’re back! Gah!
Fink Boss! [Hugs Professor Venomous’ legs]
Professor Venomous You’re all burnt up, too. I take it you had fun.
Fink No, I didn’t! The robots are the worst. They didn’t feed me, and they don’t know how to play good at all, and— and— and… they led me in danger! I almost bit the dust! You see this? You see this, Boss? Look at me. Just look at me. I… I’m… [Yawns and falls asleep]
Professor Venomous Oh, boy. [Carries Fink]
Lord Boxman Oh, Venomous, I’m… so, so sorry.
Professor Venomous What for? Usually it’s her babysitters that end up this tuckered out. Never seen it happen the other way around. That must’ve been quite a feat. [Laughs] You guys should babysit her all the time.
Fink Huh?
Professor Venomous Anyway, I better get this one home. See ya, Boxman.
Fink No… No, no, no, no, no.
[Lord Boxman waves to him as Professor Venomous and Fink leaves]
Professor Venomous Yes.
Lord Boxman Now, I don’t know what you two did, but… [Throws the t-shirts to Shannon and Darrell] here. A little something from the party. Keep up the good work.
Shannon & Darrell Presents! [Both dissemble themselves]
[The episode ends]

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