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"Textbook Train" is a song from the episode "The So-Bad-ical". It can be heard playing whenever the Textbook Train is passing by.
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| [spoken] All aboard the Textbook Train! Textbook Train, He's comin' fully packed With a big fat stack Of textbooks in the back Textbook Train's Ain't got no time to chat It's where a bureaucrat Gets all his textbooks at Textbooooooks! |