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"Textbook Train" is a song from the episode "The So-Bad-ical". It can be heard playing whenever the Textbook Train is passing by.

Lyrics

[spoken] All aboard the Textbook Train!
Textbook Train,
He's comin' fully packed
With a big fat stack
Of textbooks in the back
Textbook Train's
Ain't got no time to chat
It's where a bureaucrat
Gets all his textbooks at
Textbooooooks!
Music
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Season 3: Focus Pocus

Soundtracks Original Soundtracks
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