"Textbook Train" is a song from the episode "The So-Bad-ical". It can be heard playing whenever the Textbook Train is passing by.


[spoken] All aboard the Textbook Train!
Textbook Train,
He's comin' fully packed
With a big fat stack
Of textbooks in the back
Textbook Train's
Ain't got no time to chat
It's where a bureaucrat
Gets all his textbooks at
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Season 1: Barkin' is a Form of ArfBoxman's SongThe Diarrhea SongEvery Second MattersFollow OrdersK.O.'s LamentMy Mommy is CoolPainwreckP.O.I.N.T. SongRad RulesRad's RapSkeleton RemoteStar-Crossed LoversTwo of HeartsWash Your Hands
Season 2: I Wanna Get Out of HereTextbook Train
Season 3: Focus Pocus

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