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| Speaker | Dialogue |
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| [Open. Ext. K.O.'s House - Night] | |
| (K.O.'s house is decorated corn-themed decorations.) | |
| [Trans. Int. K.O.'s House] | |
| (Carol places food on the table for Shucksgiving. She sits down.) | |
| Carol | Happy Shucksgiving, K.O.! |
| (In place of K.O. is a sack with K.O.'s hairstyle and headband that resembles him .) | |
| Carol | I wish K.O. didn't have to work tonight. |
| [Title: Super Black Friday title card and beginning credits] | |
| [Trans. Int. Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega] | |
| (Enid puts up a poster on the window that reads "BLORBY ON SALE!") | |
| K.O. | Why do we have to work tonight? Right now I should be home eating Mommy's delicious Shucksgiving pie. It's our tradition every year. |
| Enid | Well, every year, our tradition is to open the store for Super Black Friday at 6:00 P.M. — |
| (Enid shows her watch that reads 5:50.) | |
| Enid | in 10 minutes — so a bunch of dumb shoppers can buy whatever dumb new toy is out for their kids. |
| (Rad comes in with a Blorby.) | |
| Radicles | This year, it's "Blorby"! Heh… he jiggles. That's his main feature. |
| Enid | Look, sometimes you just gotta work on a holiday. |
| K.O. | But why?! |
| Rad | Well, you see K.O., although this season is marketed as a joyful time for families, the compulsory merriment, hyper-commercialism, and gratuitous spending end up making it do more harm than good. Basically, there's no real good reason for it. |
| Mr. Gar | Ahemp! You're absolutely correct, Radicles. Super Black Friday is a silly thing. We should shut down the store for tonight and instead take this precious time to be around people we love. Welp, see you at Carol's, K.O. |
| (Mr. Gar leaves the Bodega.) | |
| Enid | Well, that's nice. |
| Rad | Yeah! I gotta call my mom and dad and tell them I'm coming home! *takes out phone* |
| Enid | *takes out phone* I should text Red Action and see what's up. |
| K.O. | *laughs* And I can go home and have Shucksgiving pie with Mommy! |
| Rad | It's gonna be so nice having a normal, traditional holiday. |
| Enid | It sure will. See you guys on Monday! |
| [Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo] | |
| (The Bodgeamen exits the Bodega only to see and endless line of customers filling the entire plaza.) | |
| K.O. | Um, I don't think they took the hint when we turned the lights off. |
| Enid | Well, too bad. Sale's off, weirdos! |
| Rad | Go home to your families! |
| (Everyone stays where they are.) | |
| Rad | Uh, why aren't they leaving? |
| Enid | Whatever, let's just go. |
| (Enid approaches to the crowd.) | |
| Enid | Um, excuse me? Hello? *waves* |
| (Rad pushes against the crowd.) | |
| Rad | Let us through! |
| (Enid pushes against the crowd.) | |
| Enid | Come on, people. Move! |
| (K.O. headbutts a member of the crowd, pushing K.O. back.) | |
| K.O. | Oh, I don't get it! Why do these people want to waste their holiday standing in line? |
| (Principal Claus places his hand on K.O.'s shoulder.) | |
| Principal Claus | Ho-ho-ho. This is no ordinary line, K.O.! Why, it's the most wonderful line of the year! |
| Enid, Rad & K.O. | Principal Claus?! |
| Rad | Lakewood Public's most beloved principal of all time! |
| Enid | We never see you outside of school. |
| K.O. | Shouldn't you be grading papers and telling kids not to run in the hall? Don't you celebrate Shucksgiving? |
| Principal Claus | *laughs* I do… by going out shopping! The Super Black Friday sale is my tradition! |
| Enid, Rad & K.O. | Huh? |
| K.O. | But… why? |
| Principal Claus | I'm glad you asked. *pokes K.O.'s nose* Come along, children! |
| (Principal Claus pokes his nose and he flies up in the sky. He K.O. flies up too, leaving a trail of sparkles.) | |
| K.O. | *gasps* Whoa! |
| Principal Claus | Let me show you the true meaning of the Black Friday sale line! |
| (Principal Claus pokes Enid's and Rad's noses. They fly up too with leaving a trail of sparkles.) | |
| Enid & Rad | Whoa! Aah! |
| (The Bodegamen and Principal Claus flies in the air looking down at the Plaza.) | |
| K.O. | Wheeeeeeee! *laughs; gasps* Whoa! Check out the size of this line! |
| Rad | Aw, man. It wraps around the plaza, like, four times! |
| Enid | Yikes. Go home! Don't you people have lives?! |
| Principal Claus | Oh, but they do have lives, Enid, right here in this very queue. Let's take a closer look, shall we? |
| (Principal Claus and the Bodegamen flies low and lands next to Brandon and Barista Pup with coffee.) | |
| Principal Claus | Ho-ho, well if it isn't Brandon and Barista Pup — two of Lakewood Public's finest alumni. |
| Brandon & Barista Pup | Principal Claus! |
| (Brandon runs to hug Principal Claus.) | |
| Brandon | Dude! You made it! |
| (Barista Pup walks to them.) | |
| Principal Claus | Oh, my boy, I wouldn't miss tonight for all the cookies and milk in the world. |
| (Rad and Enid has their arms crossed.) | |
| Rad | Aw, come on, you two go shopping on Super Black Friday? |
| Enid | You betray your fellow retail brethren. |
| Brandon | Pbht. Magi's gonna be so stoked I got him a Blorby, he'll forget all about covering the Super Black Friday shift alone at the frame store! |
| [Trans. Int. iFrame Outlet] | |
| (The crowd indistinctly shouts. They get various parts of A Real Magic Skeleton.) | |
| [Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo] | |
| (Rad shakes. Barista Pup offers coffee.) | |
| Barista Pup | Hey, does anyone want a cup of coffee? |
| Rad | Yes, please! It's freezing out here! |
| (Enid and Rad slurps their coffee and K.O. drinks cocoa.) | |
| Rad, K.O. & Enid | Ah! |
| Enid | I guess this is kind of nice. |
| K.O. | Yeah! And look. |
| (The customers are wrapped around blankets and drinking coffee.) | |
| K.O. | Everyone is sharing hot drinks and keeping warm together! It's just like how my mom and I get cozy with hot cocoa every Shucksgiving. *sighs*) |
| Rad | Nice of you to bring coffee for everyone, Barista Pup. |
| Barista Pup | Oh, this stuff didn't come from the café. It came from that guy. *points to Joe Cuppa* |
| (Joe Cuppa pours his coffee and gives it to Carla.) | |
| Joe Cuppa | There ya go! *chuckles* If you like that, there's a latte more where that came from! |
| (Rim shot FX plays in the background.) | |
| Joe Cuppa | Literally! You want a latte? Hey! |
| (Joe Cuppa and Principal Claus laughs. The Bodegamen drops their cups and flies away. Joe Cuppa notices the Bodegamen in the sky.) | |
| Joe Cuppa | Hey, uh, did you order that triple-shot to go, buddy? |
| Principal Claus | Well, no, I— *sighs* |
| (Principal Claus notices the Bodegamen flying away. Principal Claus stops them.) | |
| Principal Claus | Hey! No using the holiday flying powers to escape. |
| Rad | Can I use my normal flying powers then? |
| Principal Claus | *laughs* No. |
| (Principal Claus guides them to view the sale line again.) | |
| Principal Claus | I'm not done showing you the true meaning of the Super Black Friday sale line! |
| (K.O. points down to the pests and Crinkly Wrinkly playing kicky-ball.) | |
| K.O. | Hey, look! It's the pests! And they're playing kicky-ball with Crinkly Wrinkly. |
| Enid | Hm. I didn't know they were friends. |
| Principal Claus | Neither did they — until someone broke out a kicky-ball! Sometimes all you need to make friends is a game to play… and a line to stand in. |
| K.O. | I guess that's kind of fun. Mom and me always play games together after Shucksgiving dinner. *stomach rumbles* |
| Claus | *laughs* Getting hungry, are we? Then I know just the place in line for you. |
| (Co-Bruh and Flurry orders at Burrito Beardo. Principal Claus and the Bodegamen walk to Burrito Beardo. K.O. holds onto Rad's head.) | |
| Principal Claus | Beardo comes this time each year! |
| Rad | Uh, I hate to break it to you, P.C., but Beardo is here like every day. |
| Claus | Yes, but today is the only day you can get one of his special seasonal burritos. Each one contains a complete Shucksgiving dinner. |
| Rad | Sounds like he's just capitalizing on the foot traffic. |
| Claus | You can taste pure holiday love in every bite. |
| K.O. | I'll be the judge of that! |
| (Beardo takes out a turkey leg, scoops mashed potatoes with gravy, and cuts a slice of pie. He pours cranberry sauce on the ingredients. He rolls them up in a tortilla and makes a burrito. He gives the burrito to K.O.) | |
| Beardo | Merry Holiday, Scramp. |
| K.O. | Ooh! Thanks, Beardo! Moment of truth. *munches the burrito; pupils dilate* Whoa! This burrito brings back every home-cooked holiday meal I've ever had all at once! It tastes just like being home for the holidays… |
| Beardo | That will be six technos. |
| K.O. | Huh. |
| (K.O. puts the burrito back to Beardo's hand.) | |
| K.O. | I'll put that… |
| (K.O. runs to Principal Claus.) | |
| K.O. | uh, what about what about your family, Principal Claus? Don't you miss spending Shucksgiving with them? |
| Principal Claus | *chuckles* But K.O., I'm spending it with them right now. *winks* |
| K.O. | We're related? *gasps* Daddy? |
| Claus | *laughs* No, K.O. You see, Super Black Friday shoppers are my family. |
| (The shoppers are having a fun time.) | |
| Principal Claus | We may not be related, but every year, we stand together as one celebrating the season with rich traditions all our own! |
| (Principal Claus puts his hands on Ginger's and Joe Cuppa's backs.) | |
| K.O. | Oh! Gosh, I guess I was so excited about getting home to my holiday traditions, that I couldn't even see that yours mean just as much to you. |
| Rad | Oh! I get it. |
| Enid | I'm not sure I do. |
| (The Bodegamen hugs Principal Claus.) | |
| K.O | Wow, Principal Claus, you really taught us a lesson! |
| Rad | And it's not even a school day! |
| Claus | *chuckles* What can I say? A principal may get holidays off, but he never stops teaching his students. |
| (They hear bells jingling.) | |
| Rad | That sound… |
| Enid | Could it be? |
| (The sky portal drops a present box from Boxmore. The box unwraps itself to reveal Darrell and Shannon.) | |
| K.O. | Darrell! Shannon! I can't believe you'd attack the plaza on a holiday! |
| Shannon | Oh, you silly! Why ever would we need to attack you guys… |
| Darrell | When you're already victims to the idea of buying stuff? |
| Shannon & Darrell | *dances* We're just here to laugh at how dumb you all are! *laughs* |
| (Shannon smacks Joe Cuppa's head to make coffee pour out.) | |
| Shannon | Coffee is for nerds. |
| Darrell | Kicky-ball is lame! |
| (Darrell kicks Peej.) | |
| Shannon & Darrell | Burritos are gross! *drops the burrito; laughs* |
| Enid | They're ruining Super Black Friday! |
| Rad | Someone's got to stop them before they break up this family! |
| K.O. | Time to show our guests some holiday cheer! |
| (Before K.O. fights, Principal Claus runs to fight Darrell and Shannon.) | |
| K.O. | Huh? |
| Darrell | *laughs* Huh? |
| (Principal Claus grabs Darrell's arm and slams him down. He grabs Shannon's head and tosses her in the sky. The Bodegamen watches the fight. Principal Claus flies to grab Shannon and slams her down.) | |
| Principal Claus | Ho-ho-ho. |
| K.O. | Wow, Principal Claus! I had no idea you could fight like that! |
| Principal Claus | It's a shame I have to fight at all, K.O. Every year, I have to protect the line from interlopers like Darrell and Shannon. We here would be happy to accept them into our family, if they wanted, but some people will just never respect our traditions. |
| (Enid glances at her watch as it reads 5:59.) | |
| Enid | It's almost 6:00. What should we do? |
| Rad | I don't know. At first, I thought these people were just victims of mindless buying, but waiting for the store to open like this is their tradition. It's how they bond. |
| K.O. | Then maybe we shouldn't sell the Blorbies. We should give them away. 'Cause isn't giving more in the holiday spirit? |
| (Enid notices snow pouring in.) | |
| Enid | Hey, look. |
| (Rad and K.O. also look up to see the snow.) | |
| K.O. | Oh, wow! |
| Rad | It's beautiful! |
| K.O. | Come on, guys, let's open the store. Attention all line goers! |
| (The Bodegamen opens the store. Barista Pup, Crinkly Wrinkly, Brandon and the rest of the crowd turns around and gasp. | |
| Brandon | Huh? |
| (The crowd cheers.) | |
| K.O. | Gar's Bodega is open for business! *chuckles* Let's make this the best Super Black Friday yet! |
| (A snowflake falls on Enid's watch. Her watch beeps at 6:00. The crowd rushes into the Bodega running over the Bodegamen.) | |
| [Trans. Int. Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega] | |
| (The shoppers get the Blorbies. Miss Quantum gets a couple of Blorbies. The shoppers empty a shelf of the Blorbies.) | |
| K.O. | *stands up* Everyone, wait! You need to calm-— |
| (Small One jumps on K.O. and runs. Enid is behind the counter with her scanner.) | |
| Enid | What's up with this huge crowd, huh? I thought you guys loved being in lines!. |
| (Enid stands up to scan the Blorbies. Small One grabs Rad's arm.) | |
| Small One | Daddy, I want this Blorby! |
| Rad | Just cause I'm blue doesn't mean I'm a Blorby. |
| (The crowd indistinct shouts as they go crazy with the Blorbies.) | |
| K.O. | Guys, please! You're ruining the store! |
| (A hero customer runs on top of him. Enid scans the Blorbies.) | |
| Enid | Aah! Aah! |
| (The scanner turns off.) | |
| Enid | *gasps* No! |
| (Enid sees that the wire from the scanner is ripped. Small One pushes Rad into the small Blorby box.) | |
| Small One | Get in your box! |
| Rad | I'm not a Blorby! |
| (The crowd still goes crazy. K.O. lies on the floor.) | |
| K.O. | *sighs* Guys, please… |
| (A customer steps on K.O. Enid is back with a working scanner.) | |
| Enid | Everyone, stay back! |
| Small One | Blorby. |
| (Rad screams. The watch turns to 6:01. The crowd freezes and leaves the Bodega with their Blorbies.) | |
| Shoppers | Thank you. |
| (The Bodega is in a mess. K.O., Rad, and Enid are tired. K.O. gets up.) | |
| K.O. | *sighs* I'm glad we helped everyone else enjoy their tradition. |
| (Rad lifts his head up.) | |
| K.O. | But what about my tradition. What about my Shucksgiving pie? |
| (Mr. Gar and Carol enters the Bodega. Carol has the pie and Mr. Gar has the plates.) | |
| Mr. Gar & Carol | Did somebody say "pie"? |
| (Enid lifts her head up.) | |
| K.O. | Mommy! |
| Enid & Rad | Mr. Gar? |
| Mr. Gar | This was all my fault for asking you three to work Black Friday in the first place. So instead, let's follow our tradition of eating pie in the Bodega. |
| (Mr. Gar hands Enid and Rad their pie slices.) | |
| Enid | But we've never done this before. How is this a tradition? |
| Mr. Gar | Well, the thing about traditions is they're all made up. So let's make up our own new tradition here and now. |
| (Carol hands K.O. his slice of pie.) | |
| K.O. | I'm so happy to finally spend some time with my friends and family. |
| [Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo] | |
| (Everyone at the Bodega laughs and have fun with their tradition.) | |
| [Trans. Int. Principal Claus' Office] | |
| (Principal Claus looks at them through his snow globe as he was about to write a letter.) | |
| Principal Claus | Stay in school. *winks* |
| [END] | |