You bet there’s a problem here, Lumps-A-Lot! I’ve been trying to locate the wheel polish, and your register weasel here is acting like a real snark-aroni and cheese! Then she says you’re out of wheel polish! But I am a customer! And the customer gets what he wants!
|—Skateboard Nerd, Legends of Mr. Gar|
Skateboard Nerd is a highly intelligent sentient skateboard who came to life after being ridden his whole life by hip punks.
Skateboard Nerd has the appearance of a skateboard with legs, arms, and a face. He wears a pair of thick-rimmed black glasses, a pink bow right under his mouth, pointy blue shoes, and a pair of white socks, each with a single blue stripe.
His body is grey, with a blue rim and four skateboard wheels on the back. He also has buck teeth.
Skateboard appears obnoxious and unpleasant to be around of, as seen in "Legends of Mr. Gar", where he overreacts when confronted by a simple problem and demands for something to be done about it immediately.
Abilities and Powers
He can move quickly using the wheels on his back.
- His biography on the official OK K.O.! Tumblr blog claims that, since he's never been seen in canon since he exploded on Enid’s first day of work, he might be dead.
- His status was brought up in "Thank You for Watching the Show", as his tombstone is shown alongside Ginger's when Gladys and Gertie visit her funeral. Though Ginger fakes her death, Skateboard Nerd is shown to be deceased.
- After being used as a skateboard by hip punks his whole life, Skateboard Nerd decided to rebel by becoming sentient and a genius.
- He always comes by to correct the plaza’s mistakes. He interrupts whatever’s going on with an obnoxious “um, actually!”.