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[The episode starts off with K.O. spinning in a circle]

K.O.: Love is in the air! And savings! [Places a sale sticker on a Valentine item] Don’t you guys just love the annual mid-February sale?! [Rad levitates a Boomquet over a display stand while Enid is on her phone]

Rad and Enid: Meh.

Rad: It’s okay.

[Cupid triggers the Boomquet display]

Cupid: Love conquers all. [Titlecard appears]

Rad and Enid: Cupid?!

Cupid: Two people in this room have unresolved romantic tension. [Shoots his laser while K.O., Rad, and Enid dodges] [Blows a heart-shaped hole in the shelves] [Potato and Colewort appears]

Potato: Actually, we’re just taking things slow.

Cupid: Nobody cares! [Enid and Rad tries to head off but Cupid catches them] It’s you two I’m here for. What’s your deal?!

Enid: [Chuckles] Me and Rad? [Laughs] Never. Pssh.

Rad: Never?! That’s a funny way to say, “That one time.” [air quotes]

Enid: You know as well as I do that middle school dating is stricken from the record!

K.O.: [Shocked] What?! Slow down. You guys dated? Each other?!

Enid: It was just one date, K.O.. [Sighs] It was a long time ago.

Cupid: Ah, yes… I remember it well.

Rad: What? You weren’t even there, dude.

Cupid: Oh, but I was there. In every tender blush, in each sweet sigh of longing.

Enid: What?

Rad: Ew!

Cupid: It’s romantic! Now settle in for a flashback by gazing into my all-remembering Eye of Loveyou.

Enid and Rad: No! K.O.: [Jumps] Yay!

[Displays flashback to where Enid was picking up her books]

Enid: Dang it. I’m such a klutz. Whoa!

Rad: [Levitates a book] Oh, uh, you dropped this, right? [Enid has hearts behind her] Uh… I’ll just put this… here. Okay, cool, see you around.

Elodie: Ooh! What a gentleman! He’s like a distant dorky light in your dark, brooding heart.

Enid: Gross!

Elodie: It’s been like this for the past three weeks. Stop waiting and just ask him out already!

Enid: Hey, Rad.

Rad: [Closes his locker] Oh! It’s… you.

Enid: Enid. I’m in your class. Thanks for helping me out back there.

Rad: Oh. [Laughs] It’s nothing. Well…

Enid: Do you wanna go out to the crater sometime and hang out?!

Rad: [Shaking] S-Sure?

Enid: Is 5:00 tomorrow good?! [Rad nods “yes”] Okay, cool! It’s a date! [She and Elodie jumps up and laughs]

Bell Beefer: All right, all right, all right! Score one for Radicles.

Rad: Score? But I didn’t even do anything?

Mega Football Baby: Exactly. Which is why we, your friends, are gonna make sure you win way big on this date.

Rad: Win? No, guys, I just wanna not mess up.

Bell Beefer: And you won’t. Our advice is gonna be so good, it’ll be like we’re right there with you.

[Next scene shows the crater. A couple of people are at the hangout. Enid paces back and forth to wait for Rad]

Enid: [Groans] He said he’d be here by now. [Checks her phone] Maybe he forgot. Or maybe… he was making fun of me?

Enid and Rad: [Bumps into each other] Uh! [Enid falls]

Rad: [Inhales] Are you okay?

Enid: Yeah. Thanks.

Rad: [Picks Enid up] Sorry, I’m late. My friends were helping me get ready and I kinda lost track of time.

Enid: Oh, that’s okay. Did you wanna go get some ice cream?

Rad: Sure.

[Enid and Rad goes to the ice cream truck. However, depictions of Mega Football Baby and Bell Beefer as the “devils” appears on Rad’s shoulders]

Mega Football Baby: Dude! What was that sorry display?

Rad: Uh, if I wanna win this date, I gotta…

Bell Beefer: Be a huge jerk!

Rad: Wait. Isn’t one of you supposed to be, like, on the other side?

Bell Beefer: If you wanted a broader perspective on this stuff, you shoulda talked to someone who isn’t a teenage boy. [Passes gas]

[Mega Football Baby and Rad laughs]

Rad: Well… I’ll try being a jerk to her.

[Punching Judy walks away with her ice cream while Enid waves to Rad]

Bell Beefer and Mega Football Baby: Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! [Bell Beefer passed gas again]

Rad: Hmm.

Enid: I’ll take a…

Rad: Don’t worry, I’ve got this. ‘Sup? I’ll take a scoop of strawberry. [Puts his arm over Enid’s shoulder] And this little lady will also be having strawberry.

Enid: Um… [Laughs. Takes Rad’s hand off. Pushes Rad a little] Actually, I’d like a cone of cookie dough, please.

[The ice cream lady gives Rad his strawberry ice cream and Enid her cookie dough ice cream]

Rad: Mmm.

Mega Football Baby: She is so testing you!

Bell Beefer: Yeah. She wants to see if you’re man enough to make fun of her taste!

Rad: Are you sure? That sounds like a bit of a stretch? [Enid eats her ice cream]

Mega Football Baby and Bell Beefer: Stretch! Stretch! Stretch!

Rad: Huh. [His ice cream drips]

Enid: What did you say?

Rad: Uh… I said… ha! You like cookie dough? That stuff’s, like, the baby form of cookies. It hasn’t even been baked yet.

Enid: Oh. Um… I just like how it tastes. Um… let’s go, I guess. [Walks away]

Rad: Guys… I think that bummed her out. Ahh! [A pterodactyl is next to him]

[Next scene shows Enid using a her power kick to split the bottle]

Rad: Whoa. Enid… I had no idea you could kick like that!

Enid: [Laughs] Thanks! [Sits on a stump] I’ve been practicing it for a while. [Rad also sits on the stump] If I can get into Point Prep, I can really start my training! What I really want to be is a great ninja hero.

Bell Beefer: [Punches Rad] Dude, what are you doing?

Mega Football Baby: Listening to her? Complimenting her? Girls hate that stuff!

Rad: Really? But… she looks happier now?

Enid: They have real ultimate power, they’re fast…

Mega Football Baby: Look, your last shot at victory is to act like you don’t care about her dreams.

Bell Beefer: That’ll get her attention!

Rad: Oh. Okay. I got this.

Enid: [Waves to Rad] Radicles? Hello?

Rad: Huh? Oh. Um… I’m sorry. Were you, like… talking?

Enid: Uh! What’s your problem?! I thought you were cool, but this whole date you’ve been acting like some… bogus jerk! You ignored me, you talked over me… you made fun of cookie dough ice cream?! Who does that?!

Rad: Uh… The man of your dreams?

Enid: I’m going home. [Walks away]

Rad: Wait! Wait! Enid! Wait! I have to tell you something.

Enid: What?

Rad: Um, uh… You know you like me.

Enid: Grrr! Not anymore! [Power kicks Rad]

Rad: [Groans] She’s so powerful. [Slaps himself] Uh! And I blew it! [Sees Enid walking away] Maybe I should have just been myself after all.

Mega Football Baby: Nah.

Bell Beefer: Sure you messed up with Enid, but you’ll never have to talk to her again.

Mega Football Baby: Yeah. Who cares what she thinks! There’s tons of girls to date who haven’t seen your true self.

Rad: Uh… yeah! [Sniffles] I can date anyone I want!

Bell Beefer and Mega Football Baby: Yeah! [with Rad] Double down! Double down! Double down! Double down! [Bell Beefer passes gas]

[The flashback ends]

Rad: And I’ve doubled down on that strat ever since.

K.O.: [Sniffs] No! That’s not how love stories are supposed to end!

Enid: Well this one does.

Rad: Yeah, sorry to sink your ship, bud.

Cupid: They have a point, K.O.. Upon review, Rad does seem a bit… romantically challenged.

Rad: Me?! What about her?

Enid: Uh, were we watching the same flashback? I was so sweet and emotionally available.

Rad: Maybe then you were, but now I’m way sweeter than you!

Enid: Psh! Prove it!

Rad: Fine! You wanna go, let’s go… out tonight!

Enid: It’s a date!

[The next scene shows a match over the volcano with Cupid and K.O. as the judges]

Cupid: Tonight! History will be made in the lava pit across the street. In the East corner, Radicles! [Adjusts his tie] In the West corner, Enid!! [Takes off her coat to reveal her dress] For the second first time ever, tonight’s contenders face off for a night of passionate romance! Which one of our young romantics will be the one to seize the date? Personally, I hope it’s both! [Winks]

Enid: Rad. May I start by saying thank you for coming out tonight.

Rad: No, Enid, thank you. Your dress is very cool.

Enid: That’s a sharp vest.

Rad: Oh, yeah?

Enid: Yeah.

Rad: Yeah?!

Enid: Yeah! [Grabs Rad’s tie]

Rad: Yeah! [Grabs Enid’s nose]

[Both growl]

K.O.: Uh, hey! [Comes with two glasses of apple juice] How about a toast?

[Enid and Rad clink their glasses]

Enid: To new beginnings.

Rad: To second first dates.

[Both drink their juice]

Cupid: [Flies over] May I suggest presenting a small gift to kick off the date? [Opens the chest to see two flowers. Rad picks the orange flower and Enid picks the blue flower]

Rad: Enid, this would really suit your hair color. Please take it.

Enid: [Laughs] Oh, no, no, no, no. I think this flower would look lovely if you’d let me put it on your vest pocket thing!

Rad: [Cover his vest pocket] I’d like to see you try.

Enid: Oh, it’s on!

Cupid: And so the date begins! [Enid and Rad tries to put each other flowers] Looks like Radicles is the first to make a move. But Enid’s light on her feet!! Oh! And Radicles is catching on!! [Rad grabs Enid’s arm]

Enid: You!

Cupid: But if Radicles isn’t careful, [Enid turns into a log stump. Enid multiplies herself three times to each corner] he might just let this one slip away!

Rad: Not gonna fall for the old clone trick, Enid!

Cupid: What a turnaround, folks! [Rad lasers the match lines to discard the Enid clones] Radicles has swept Enid clean off her feet. Things are heating up! Which one of our lovers will take the lead?

Rad: Ladies first.

Enid: Don’t mind if I do! [Grabs Rad with her feet]

Cupid: She’s done it!! This right here is the beauty of young love!!

Enid: Hah! [Throws her flower to Rad]

Cupid: She shoots!

Rad: Uhh!

Cupid: And she scores!

[The flower is on Rad’s pocket vest]

Enid: You know what? Forget this date.

Rad: What?

Enid: You’re still a brash macho meathead. Even though you can pretend to be sweet. But that’s one trick of yours I’ll never fall for again. [Leans on the “match lines”]

Rad: Look out!

K.O.: Enid!

Enid: What?! [Realizes that the match lines are gone] Oh. [Falls] [Thinks] Well, I guess this is it. I’m gonna go the way I lived— giving chances to jerks who don’t deserve it. At least I’m free now. It’s all light and blue skies from here. [Wakes up]

Rad: [Uses his levitation beam to pull Enid up] Enid! Snap out of it!

Enid: Wait. What?

Rad: Enid, are you okay?!

Enid: Huh. [Rad drags her back up] Thanks.

Rad: It’s nothing.

Enid: Well…

Rad: I never should have ruined that date!

Enid: What?

Rad: I acted like that because I thought it would impress you. But actually, I was just being a total butt.

Enid: Oh, wow. It almost sounds like you understand that you can be an obnoxious jerk.

Rad: What? Uh, no, I don’t! [Laughs] I’m perfect.

Enid: Too late. I already know you have a heart of gold.

Rad: Pssh. Whatever. [Puts a flower on Enid’s hair] Here’s your flower.

K.O.: You call that a date? All they did was drink juice and have flowers and get almost eaten by lava. They messed up again!

Cupid: No… I was the one who was mistaken. I see now that platonic friendship… is one of the most beautiful loves of all. My time here is almost up, K.O.. Don’t forget… the power of friendship.

K.O.: No! There’s so much you haven’t told me! Ahh!

Cupid: Don’t forget. [Vanishes]

[The next scene shows a volcano gushing out love lava as Enid and Rad walks in the forest. Enid and Rad ignorantly avoids each other. Then, Enid punches Rad]

Rad: Ow! Hey, get back here! [He runs after Enid]

[Enid runs from Rad and laughs. The episode ends]


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Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season 1 Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutParents DayWe Got HackedRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InPlaza ShortsLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!RMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season 2 Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal ExamsSoda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesMonster PartyCrossover NexusSuper Black FridayPlaza AloneAll in the VillainySidekick ScoutsWhacky JaxxyzProject Ray WayI Am JethroGarQuestGar Trains Punching JudyBeach EpisodeOK A.U.!KO's Health WeekRad's Alien SicknessDark Plaza
Season 3 We Are HeroesKO, Rad, and Enid!TKO RulesChip's DamageK.O. vs. FinkThe K.O. TrapWhatever Happened to... Rippy Roo?Planet XDeep Space VacationBig RevealRadical RescueLet's Meet SonicLet's Get ShadowyYou're a Good Friend, KORed Action 3: Grudgement DayCarlDendy's Video ChannelLet's Fight to the EndThank You for Watching the Show
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