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[Open. Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo - Day] | |
[Trans. Int. Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega] | |
(K.O. stacks canned Lazer Chips on the display. Rad brings a box.) | |
Rad | Alright little man, here's another box of the canned Lazer Chips for your display. |
K.O. | Thanks, Rad. *shows can* These are the best Lazer Chips yet! It's the snack of the future, today. *opens can* And they're in a tube, which is cool. *munches the chips* |
Rad | *stacks cans* Come on, K.O. It's all marketing really. |
(Lazers come out of K.O.'s mouth.) | |
K.O. | "Marketing"?! |
Rad | They're just like the regular bag Lazer Chips but in a tube. *eats chips* Yep. *lazers come out of his mouth* Doesn't matter what container they put it in. It's just the same old junk. |
(Rad tosses the canned chips and bagged chips aside. Lazers come out from the them.) | |
K.O. | Ohh! You're right, Rad. Tubes are so overrated. |
(K.O. tosses the canned chips and lazers come out.) | |
Rad | Uh, I'm always right. That's why it's a good thing you got me around. *points himself* I'll never lead you astray. |
[Title: Radical Rescue title card and beginning credits] | |
[Bell Beefer and Megafootball Baby enters the Bodega] | |
Bell Beefer | Yo, brozingas. Chumps and nerds around the nation. |
Megafootball Baby | Prepare yourself for humiliation. |
[Text: Megafootball Baby and Bell Beefer: Rad's "Cool" Friends From School] | |
K.O. (O.S.) | Megafootball Baby and Bell Beefer! |
(K.O. waves at them.) | |
Rad | Hey, bromigos. What's up? |
Megafootball Baby | We're here to show you a new game we just made up. |
K.O. | Ooh, I love game. *claps* How do you play? |
Megafootball Baby | We pull up a random photo on your phone and we decide if it's "cool"… |
Bell Beefer | *gives thumbs down* …or "lame." |
Megafootball Baby | Like this! |
(Megafootball Baby pulls out phone and shows a picture of him running with a Megafootball.) | |
Megafootball Baby | Cool! |
(The next picture is Megafootball Baby falling down.) | |
Bell Beefer | Lame! |
(The next picture is Megafootball Baby sitting on a motor bike with casts.) | |
Megafootball Baby & Bell Beefer | Cool! |
Megafootball Baby | Pretty fun, don't you think? |
(He turns off his phone.) | |
K.O. | Yes! Me next! Do me next! |
(K.O. gives his phone to Megafootball Baby.) | |
Megafootball Baby | One diaper full of judgment comin' right up. |
(The first picture is K.O. receiving A++.) | |
Megafootball Baby & Bell Beefer | Lame! |
(The next picture is K.O. playing with a wizard action figure.) | |
Megafootball Baby & Bell Beefer | Lame! |
(The next picture is Carol proud that K.O. potty trained.) | |
Megafootball Baby & Bell Beefer | Super lame! *laughs* |
K.O. | *laughs* I didn't realize how many of the things I like were actually lame. |
Megafootball Baby | You're welcome. |
Bell Beefer | Okay, Rad, your turn. |
Megafootball Baby | Unless you're too chicken. *clucks* |
Rad | Huh? No way! I'm not scared. |
(Rad turns around to select cat photos to delete.) | |
Rad | Let me just, uh, give you my phone here. |
(Megafootball Baby takes the phone from Rad.) | |
Rad | Yes, I think you'll find my pics perfectly typical for a young man of my demographic. |
Megafootball Baby | Let's see about that. |
(The first picture is Rad wearing a cool outfit from "We've Got Pests".) | |
Bell Beefer, Megafootball Baby & K.O. | Cool! |
Rad | See? What'd I tell ya? |
(The next picture is him with Witchy Simone from Mighty Magiswords.) | |
Bell Beefer, Megafootball Baby & K.O. | Cool! |
(Bell Beefer gives a thumbs up.) | |
Megafootball Baby | Alright. Dude… |
Bell Beefer | Score one for Rad. |
Rad | What can I say? The Radicles does it again. |
(The next picture is of Teacup. Megafootball Baby and Bell Beefer laughs. Bell Beefer gives a thumbs down.) | |
Megafootball Baby & Bell Beefer | Lame! |
K.O. | *points up* Lame! |
Rad (V.O.) | Oh! I missed one. |
Bell Beefer | Wait, you don't actually like kittens, do you, Rad? |
Megafootball Baby | Kittens is so not cool. |
Bell Beefer | Kittens is for babies. |
Megafootball Baby | Come on, man. We talked about this. |
Bell Beefer | I mean "weenies". Only weenies like kittens. |
Rad | Uh… Totally! Ha! I was just holding onto the photo for, uh, my girlfriend! You know, the hot one in the photo. She's the kitten weenie, ha. I definitely don't like cats 'cause I'm not a weenie. |
Bell Beefer | Okay, that checks out. |
Megafootball Baby | *points* We should probably head over to mega football practice now. |
Bell Beefer | You coming, Rad? |
Rad | Actually, I really should help K.O. finish setting up the display. |
K.O. | La-a-ame! |
(Bell Beefer and Megafootball Baby laughs. Bell Beefer gives a thumbs up.) | |
Bell Beefer | Good one, K.O. |
Megafootball Baby | Keep it up, and you'll be like our boy Rad someday. |
(Megafootball Baby and Bell Beefer leaves the Bodega.) | |
K.O. | *waves* Byeee! Wow, I sure hope so. You're the perfect role model
to teach me how to be cool and not lame. |
Rad | Uh, I'm not so sure about that, K.O. |
K.O. | W-what do you mean? You know who to hang out with, you have a babe, and you know that kittens is for weenies. |
Rad | Actually, K.O., I, uh… I need to go to practice after all! I'll be back in a bit! |
(Rad quickly dashes out from the Bodega.) | |
K.O. | Hmm, I wonder what else I like is lame. |
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo] | |
(Outside of the Bodega, Rad stealthly sneaks around the plaza to the Adoption Shelter.) | |
[Trans. Int. Adoption Shelter] | |
Rad | *pants* I'm back! |
(A clutter of cats approaches to Rad and jumps on him.) | |
Rad | Oh! One at a time, guys! |
Teacup | Mew! |
Rad | *gasps* Teacup! |
Teacup | Mew! |
(Rad hugs Teacup.) | |
Rad | *laughs* You're back! |
(Dr. Sphinxen comes out from her office. Rad kisses Teacup.) | |
Dr. Sphinxen | Yeah, her new home didn't work out, so she'll be staying here at the shelter for a little longer. |
Rad | Aw, but, Dr. Sphinxen, how could anyone say no to somebody this cute? |
Teacup | Mew! |
Dr. Sphinxen | Well, sometimes it's just hard to fit in. |
Rad | *sighs* You're telling me. |
Dr. Sphinxen | You know, for all the years you've been helping out here, I've always wondered why you never took home a friend of your own. |
Rad | Eh, my parents are allergic. Spending time with the cats here, that's probably the closest I'm ever gonna get. |
Dr. Sphinxen | Well, all of us are lucky to have you, Radicles. Oh! We got a new arrival today. I'm sure you two will get along splendidly. |
(Dr. Sphinxen picks up Mikayla.) | |
Mikayla | *snarls* Mikayla. |
(The cats run away.) | |
Rad | Wait what?! *points* That is not some cute homeless cat! That's Mikayla, an evil robot from Box More! |
Dr. Sphinxen | "Evil robot"? *puts down Mikayla* Radicles, it's our job as volunteers to take care of all animals. Just because one is made out of metal instead of fur, doesn't mean we can't show it love. Anyway, it's about time for my break, so take care of the little angel for me, won't you? Thanks. |
(Dr. Sphinxen goes into her office for her break. Rad crouches down to offer his hand to Mikayla.) | |
Rad | Alright. Maybe it's fine. |
(Mikayla growls and shakes.) | |
Rad | Okay! Too soon for petting. This is probably one of those things where you need to, like, get used to my smell first, right? |
(Rad plucks one of his antennae. He grows it back. He offers Mikayla to smell his antennae.) | |
Mikayla | Huh? *zaps antennae* |
Rad | Right… So none of that. That's fine. Maybe… *turns around* |
Mikayla | Grr? |
(Rad takes out a toy rat.) | |
Rad | You want to play instead? |
(Mikayla plays with the toy rat.) | |
Rad | There you go. Look at you, having fun. Okay, now, for this next one —jump! |
(Rad flings the toy rat up. Mikayla jumps in the air.) | |
Rad | Oh, whoa. |
(Mikayla chomps his hand.) | |
Rad | Aah! |
(Rad flings Mikayla at the wall. He runs to Dr. Sphinxen.) | |
Rad | Dr. Sphinxen, I need some help with the new cat — |
(Rad sees Dr. Sphinxen napping in her sarcophagus.) | |
Rad | Huh? Why now? *turns around* Ah, where'd Mikayla go? Wha?! |
(Mikayla snarls at Teacup.) | |
Teacup | Mew! |
(Mikayla releases her claws. Rad runs to them.) | |
Rad | No-o-o-o! *catches Teacup* No scratching the other cats! |
(Mikayla snarls and jumps on top of Rad.) | |
Rad | *turns around* Oh! |
(Mikayla runs into the feeding area. She knocks down the scratching posts, flips over the bowls, and zaps a cat.) | |
Rad | Mikayla! |
(Rad picks up the cats. He blows on one to remove soot. Mikayla chases the cats with her laser.) | |
Rad | No lasering the other cats. |
(The other cats jump on top of a higher scratching post, scared. Mikayla blasts sound waves and breaks the scratching post. | |
Rad | Oh no you don't! |
(Rad captures all the cats with his arms and leg.) | |
Rad | Whew! |
(Mikayla plays with Rad's foot.) | |
Rad | Hey! Stop that! I can't even use my finger beams. I got to get out of here. |
(Rad runs away from Mikayla, exiting the adoption shelter.) | |
Mikayla | Grr! |
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo] | |
Rad | Aah! K.O., I need your hel— |
(Rad sees K.O. inside the Bodega through the windows.) | |
[Trans. Int. Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega] | |
(Enid watches her phone by the counter. K.O. laughs as he puffs his chest while walking.) | |
Rad | K.O.? |
(K.O. points to the Lazer Chips display.) | |
K.O. | Lame! |
(K.O. walks to Enid and points at her.) | |
K.O. | Lame! |
(Enid is angry at him.) | |
Rad | Oh, no! That's not my K.O.! Where's my K.O.? |
(K.O. walks to the POW Card vending machine.) | |
K.O. | And these Pow Cards are definitely *points machine* la-a-a-ame! |
Rad | *gasps* Not pow cards! He loves those! |
(Rad opens the doors. K.O. K.O. turns around.) | |
Rad | Psst, K.O., over here. |
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo] | |
(K.O. exits the Bodega.) | |
K.O. | Hey, Rad. Why do you have so many kittens in your arms? |
(A cat meows.) | |
Rad | Mikayla infiltrated the cat shelter and started attacking all the kittens. We got to stop her. |
K.O. | Kittens? But you guys said kittens were lame. I mean, la-a-a-ame! |
Rad | *groans* Listen — K.O., seeing you act like me, makes me feel terrible. |
K.O. | Wait, why? You're the coolest! |
Rad | It's great that you look up to me and stuff, but there's things about me you shouldn't look up to. |
[Flashback - Trans. Middle School Lockers] | |
(Rad brings a microscope to show Bell Beefer and Megafootball Baby.) | |
Rad (V.O.) | Ever since I met Bell Beefer and Megafootball Baby… |
Bell Beefer & Megafootball Baby | Ehhh. |
(The microscope disappears. Rad shows them The Lord of the Loot.) | |
Rad (V.O.) | ...they've been defining what is and isn't cool for me. |
Bell Beefer & Megafootball Baby | Ehhh. |
(The Lord of the Loot book disappears. Rad shows them Glarfnar Salad.) | |
Rad (V.O.) | And I've just been going along with it. |
Bell Beefer & Megafootball Baby | Ehhh. |
(The Glarfnar Salad disappears. Rad shows them a hamburger, a Megafootball, and a bat.) | |
Bell Beefer & Megafootball Baby | Uh-huh. |
Rad | Ah-hah! |
(Rad throws away items to the garbage bin.) | |
Rad (V.O.) | I just can't stand the idea of those guys, or me, doing that to you, too. |
[Flashback ends.] | |
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo] | |
Rad | I don't want you to go around making fun of things people like. |
K.O. | Oh, I thought we were still playing that game. I like kittens, too. Let's stop Mikayla! |
(K.O. puts on his tank top and vest.) | |
K.O. | Ready?! |
Ready! Let's go save some kittens! | |
Mikayla (O.S.) | Mikayla. |
(Mikayla approaches in front of K.O. and Rad.) | |
K.O. | Aww. |
(Mikayla sits down.) | |
K.O. | Ohh, she's so cute. Here kitty, kitty! |
Rad | Careful, K.O., don't underestimate her. She may be cute but she's dangerous. |
(Mikayla wags her tail. She pounces onto Rad.) | |
Rad | Get her off of me! |
(Mikayla scratches Rad.) | |
Rad | Ow-ow-ow! *runs in circles* Get her off! Get her off! Get her off! Get her off! |
K.O. | Hang on. I'll grab her! |
(Mikayla almost claws K.O.) | |
K.O. | Hold still, Rad! |
Rad | Yikes! |
(K.O. throws his power fist. Rad dodges and Mikayla jumps across the parking lot. She runs back to them. K.O. runs towards Mikayla.) | |
K.O. | Mikayla has had enough play time. |
(K.O. punches her in the air. Rad kicks her in place.) | |
Rad | Maybe it's time for a cat nap! |
(Rad kicks Mikayla in the air.) | |
Rad | Would you kittens like to do the honors? |
(The cats meow in agreement.) | |
Rad | Cat-scratch fever! |
(Rad aims the cats to Mikayla. Mikayla dodges them.) | |
Mikayla | Aah? |
(Teacup faces Mikayla. Teacup claws Mikayla back to Boxmore.) | |
Mikayla | Aaaah! |
(Boxmore explodes when she lands there. Rad catches the cats.) | |
K.O. | And that is what happens when you attack the kitten shelter. |
Rad | We did it! You're all safe now. *hugs the cats* |
Bell Beefer (O.S.) | Rad? |
Bell Beefer & Megafootball Baby | What goes on here? |
Rad | Oh! Uh… What are you guys doing back from practice? |
Bell Beefer | We remembered we didn't make the team, so we left. |
Megafootball Baby | Are you snuggling with kittens? |
Bell Beefer | La-a-a-ame! |
(Bell Beefer and Megafootball Baby laughs.) | |
Rad | Uh… |
K.O. | Hmph! |
(Rad puts down the cats.) | |
Rad | You stay in the bodega for now. |
(The cats enter the Bodega.) | |
Rad | I call for a power battle! *zaps the floor* You guys don't know anything! *gets out phone* This isn't my "babe," she's my cool, platonic friend from another dimension. We're just friends, and I think that's good for us right now! |
(Rad zaps Megafootball Baby and Bell Beefer.) | |
Rad | *swipes picture* And this picture of an adorable kitten? Her name's Teacup! |
(Rad zaps Megafootball Baby and Bell Beefer again.) | |
Rad | And I love her. 'Cause kittens… aren't… lame! I think they're coo-oo-ool! |
(Rad produces sound waves. The waves make Bell Beefer and Megafootball Baby fly away.) | |
Megafootball Baby & Bell Beefer | Whoa! |
(Megafootball Baby and Bell Beefer crashes into the asphalt of the parking lot.) | |
Bell Beefer | *coughs* Man, we were just kidding. |
Megafootball Baby | Yeah, why do you got to be such a sensitive weenie boy? |
(Megafootball Baby zaps Rad.) | |
Rad | Whoa! |
(K.O. guards Rad.) | |
K.O. | You're the sensitive weenies! If something doesn't fit into your, little box of "cool," you guys feel threatened and make fun of it. If you ask me, that's the lamest thing of all. |
(K.O. zaps Bell Beefer and Megafootball Baby.) | |
Megafootball Baby & Bell Beefer | Unh! |
Megafootball Baby | What? *gets up* Ha, ha, we're not sensitive! |
Bell Beefer | *gets up* Yeah, we're just telling it like it is. You're the sensitive ones. |
Megafootball Baby (O.S.) | Yeah you're the lame ones for thinking we're lame. |
(K.O. are Rad are confused by them.) | |
Bell Beefer (O.S.) | Why'd you have to get all offended, huh? |
Megafootball Baby | If you didn't want to get owned, you shouldn't have had those picture in the first place. |
Bell Beefer | We're just trying to have a conversation about what's cool and what's lame. |
(K.O. and Rad sees them grow in size in frustration.) | |
Megafootball Baby | If you want to be a lamer, that's fine. If you can't take our opinion, that's your fault. |
Bell Beefer | We literally don't even care, man. Why can't you chill? |
(Bell Beefer and Megafootball Baby explodes.) | |
Bell Beefer & Megafootball Baby (O.S.) | Aaaah… |
Rad | Wow. |
(Megafootball Baby and Bell Beefer falls down. Then, they get up to fight each other.) | |
Bell Beefer | Why'd you let us explode like that? |
Megafootball Baby | Shut your face! |
Bell Beefer | You're so-o-o lame! |
Megafootball Baby | You're so lame! |
(Rad and K.O. laughs at them. Teacup approaches to K.O. and Rad.) | |
K.O. & Rad | Huh? |
(Teacup purrs around K.O.'s legs.) | |
K.O. | Aww, kitty. |
Rad | Looks like Teacup likes you already. *picks up Teacup* Hey, want to come visit the shelter with me? I could, like, show you all the other cats and stuff. |
K.O. | Sure, Rad, but shouldn't we wait till work is over? |
Rad | Dude, it's always a good time for kittens. |
(Rad cuddles with Teacup,) | |
[END] |