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Speaker Dialogue
[The episode starts off with titlecard displayed and red curtains]
Rad Two crews, both alike in power level.
Shannon In fair neutral zone, where we lay our scene.
Rad From lame grudges break to new relationships.
Shannon Where robots kissing makes alien lips unclean.
[Backdrop pulls up and curtains open to a rainy scenery]
Shannon [Jumps on Rad] Aah!
Enid Rad! [Dodges from Raymond and fights]
K.O. Enid! [Dodges from Darrell] Guys, I need help! And my hair keeps falling in my face!
[Darrell punches K.O.]
Enid Of course these jerks would choose to attack in the middle of a thunderstorm! [Raymond slips off from her] Aah!
Raymond [Kicks Enid] Yeah.
Shannon You look a little… under the weather. Let me get you… a blanket! [Wraps around Rad] Now that you’re tucked in, I’d better put you to sleep! [Rad gasps for air] Not feeling snuggly, eh? Well, how about a change of forecast?! [Transforms to a tornado]
Raymond Beautiful form, sister!
Darrell Nice one, Shannon! [K.O. steps mud on Darrell’s face]
Shannon Ahh. [K.O. throws a punch to her, knocking to a tree] Dah!
Rad Thanks, bud!
Shannon Ahh. I’m gonna get you, you little brat!
[Thunder zaps Shannon, rendering her weakened and lands on the ground. The power source changes]
Shannon Huh? Huh?
[K.O., Rad, Enid continues to battle Darrell and Raymond]
Shannon Oh, my gosh!
[Raymond prepares to shoot Rad, however Shannon pushes him off]
Rad Wha—[Shannon is on top of him] Huh? Sh-Shannon? Did you just… save me?
Shannon Oh. I… I guess I did.
Rad Why?
Shannon I— I don’t know. I never noticed how good you were at punching stuff.
[Rad’s heart groans and beats intensifies]
Rad Shannon, I— You’re pretty good at punching stuff yourself.
Shannon Thank you.
[K.O. and Enid grabs Rad while Raymond and Darrell grabs Shannon]
Enid What’s wrong with your robot?!
Darrell What’s wrong with your… boy?!
Enid I don’t know. [Whispers to Rad] Rad, what’s wrong with you?
Rad Nothin’!
Darrell Okay. Well, this is weird, and we’re gonna leave.
Enid Right. Let’s just… go and figure this out, separately, in our own areas.
[They all take a step back to their respective locations]
Darrell Agreed. We’ll finish this after.
[Rad and Shannon waves to each other. Rad sighs happily with hearts coming out. Enid pushes him away]
Rad Oh, Shannon, you’re the punch to my gut, the kick to my head, the blade to my sword handle. [Leans over a Shannon cans display. Drinks a soda and burps. Enid blasts the Shannon cans display. Rad lies in the ground with a heart-shaped orange soda spill]
Enid All right, it’s been two seconds and I’m already gonna barf. [Sighs] Normally, I’d wait this one out, but Shannon is literally evil, dude, remember? She could crush you. Like in every sense of the word. It just don’t work out between good and evil.
K.O. [Comes with a mop and bucket] Enid’s right, Rad. I don’t mean to robo-shame you, [Mops] but I’d hate to see you get your heart broken. It could all be a dirty trick.
Rad [Grabs K.O.’s shirt] It’s not a trick, K.O.! I know it! This is the realest thing I’ve ever felt! I mean, what would you know about love anyway? The electric kind of love. I thought you two, of all people, would be on my side. But i guess you just don’t understand what it’s like to hold someone so beautiful… closely in your arms as they say…
Shannon [Her eyes heartbeats] Oh, Rad! [Raymond and Darrell are sitting on the couch] How I long for your warm, fleshy arms wrapped around my cold, artificial exterior!
Darrell This is getting kinda outta hand, don’t you think?
Raymond Yes. It’s quite worrisome.
Darrell Let’s try talking to her. Hey, Shannon! Don’t you think we should get back to fightin’ those lame goody two shoes?
Shannon No! I just want to smooch! [Makes kissing noises]
Darrell But! But! You know you can’t just go around with a Hero! He represents everything we’re against!
Raymond If Father found out [scoffs] he’d discontinue you!
Darrell Plus, this… feeling you have, [Opens Shannon’s head] it’s not even real. [Gets out wires] Look! Your circuits are fried! Eww! But not to worry! Just reboot yourself into a new body, and you’ll be back to normal. [Shows his reboot button] I do it all the time for funsies! [Pushes his reboot button and blows up] [Regenerates] See?!
Raymond [Explodes and regenerates] Yeah.
Shannon [Grabs Darrell’s mouth and Raymond’s nose] Noooo! How dare you try and tell me what’s real! I like these new feelings, okay?! I don’t want to reboot! Why can’t you be happy for me?! [Shannon pushes Raymond and Darrell away and crushed through the roof]
Darrell Oh, man. We were only trying to help.
Raymond She just doesn’t seem to realize that love must only be granted when certain expectations are met.
Darrell Right? It’s like she learned nothing from Daddy!
[Shannon is in her room looking out the windows. Rad is at the plaza looking out the window as well]
Shannon My arch-enemy’s heart. Is crying to the moon. [Rad’s face is depicted on the moon] I should fight and destroy him. But I can’t help but swoon.
Rad [Exits the Bodega] I am a good guy, you’re a bad one. I know that’s your role. To my surprise, I see that you’ve been. [Shannon’s face is depicted on the moon as well] Programmed with a soul.
Shannon And though my circuits tell me. To smash your head in with a mace. [Falls to the ground] All I can think about is kissing your faaaaaace!
Rad & Shannon We’re star-crossed lovers. And we should be apart. But no more punches from us. Only tender, loving hearts. [Hold hands] [Kiss and hug]
Shannon Oh, Rad! Your singing voice is gorgeous.
Rad Yours, too. But how are we ever going to be together if no one can accept our love for each other?
Shannon [Gasps] We run away together! It’s the only way.
Rad You’re right. It’s the only way.
Shannon Pack all your things and meet me here at sunrise. [The crosswalk sign changes] [They both gasp] Meet me here at sunrise!
[They both run to their location as they wave back]
Rad Okay, I love you, bye.
Shannon Bye.
[The scene pans to Darrell and Raymond viewing them on a monitor]
Darrell Yikes.
Raymond Yikes, indeed.
Darrell They’re really serious about this, aren’t they? We gotta do something!
Raymond Agreed. We can’t let Father get wind of this, or we’ll never see Shannon again!
Darrell But how?! [Turns his ankle around]
Raymond There’s only one way, brother. Destroy that which she desires most.
[The sun rises. Rad is in his van with his boxes packed up. He parks near Boxmore and gets out of the car]
Rad Shannon! My darling!
[The Shannon silhouette turns out to be Darrell and Raymond]
Darrell & Raymond Guess again, Hero!
Rad Aah! What do y’all want?
Darrell What we want is for you to lay your too-good hands off our sister!
Raymond That is your first and final warning!
Rad Never! I’d rather not beat up my beloved’s brothers, but I will if I have to! In the name of lo— [Gets blasted and hits his van]
Raymond [Laughs, points his blast cannon] I did say I wouldn’t warn you again.
Shannon [Has a suitcase and a bindle] Excuse you? [Points to Raymond] Like, what are you doing with your blast cannon in my man’s face?
Darrell You know exactly what, Shannon! [Snaps fingers]
Raymond Enough is enough, sister. Just reboot and this will all be over, and you’ll feel no remorse about it.
Shannon Ugh! All this just to get me to reboot? Uh… [Sees Rad unconscious] Fine. If that’s what you want. Just don’t touch him! [Hugs Rad] Goodbye, Rad! You were my one and only… [Rad wakes up and Shannon walks behind Boxmore] Blowholes! [Reboots herself]
Rad [Sees a piece of Shannon’s arm] No. Noooooooooo!!!
K.O. Ugh.
Enid [Opening the Bodega with the key but hears Rad’s scream] Rad?
Raymond Huh. That honestly went much smoother than planned.
Darrell Yeah. I guess we’re… done here. Let’s meet up with regular Shannon inside.
Raymond Looks like you get to live another day, for now.
Darrell Have fun wallowing in your own misery!
Raymond & Darrell See yaaaaa! [Launch back to Boxmore]
Enid What the…? Rad? [Sees Rad upset] Rad!
K.O. Rad.
Enid Rad, are you okay? Aw, Rad, I didn’t realize how much you… I’m sorry.
Rad You’re wrong. I didn’t love her. She’s just one of Boxman’s crummy robo-minions. You can’t love a cold, heartless piece of metal. [Crushes the piece of Shannon’s arm]
Enid Rad, it’s okay. You don’t have to—
Rad Isn’t this just what you wanted, Enid? Good and evil never works out. [Walks out] [Throws Shannon’s arm] Stinkin’ hunk of junk!
Shannon [It was revealed that Shannon was hiding behind the Boxmore sign next to a trash of “decoy Shannon parts crying] Aah! [Her love energy dies out] Hmm. [Reboots herself and regenerates again]
Raymond [Gasps] Shannon!
Darrell [Playing cars] You’re back! Do you still… love Rad?
Shannon Love… Rad?! Eww, that’s disgusting. Robots don’t love. Robots destroy Lakewood losers!
[Darrell and Raymond laugh. Next scene shows Rad eating ice cream and “Beefy Powder” at the Bodega. A siren is heard. He, K.O., and Enid are out of the Bodega. A Boxmore box drops down and opens]
Darrell Hey, Lakewood losers!
Raymond Ready for a rematch?
Shannon Hey, Rad, I’m back to normal, and I hate you! So, we’re gonna fight!
Rad No, Shannon. I won’t fight you.
[Enid and K.O. step out while Shannon fights Rad]
Shannon Aaaaah!
[K.O. and Enid looks at them]
[Darrell and Raymond also look at them]
Raymond Good heavens.
[Shannon is on top of Rad]
Rad I said I won’t!
Shannon Fight me! Fight me! [Gets a blade] Fight me, you…!
Rad [Fights Shannon. Splits her body from her head. He grabs the Shannon head. Curtains close] Alas, poor Shannon, the lips I dreamt kissed were not as strong as the robo-fist. For this alien and this robot, a tale of love come to naught.
Shannon Oh, barf.
[The episode ends]

Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season 1 A: Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!I Am DendySibling RivalryYou Get MeDo You Have Any More in the Back?Just Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaMy Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsYou Are RadLegends of Mr. GarWe Got HackedPlazalympicsWe're CapturedKnow Your MomFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromT.K.O.

B: Stop Attacking the PlazaPlaza ShortsWe've Got FleasOne Last ScoreSecond First DateNo More Pow CardsLet's Watch the PilotA Hero's FateGlory DaysParents DayLet's Have a StakeoutThe Power Is Yours!Rad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InBack in Red ActionOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!Let's Take a MomentRMS & Brandon's First EpisodeMystery Science Fair 201XLet's Not Be SkeletonsLad & LogicAction NewsYou're in Control

Season 2 A: Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellHope This FliesThe Perfect MealPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolPoint to the PlazaThe So-Bad-icalLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionRed Action to the FutureT.K.O.'s HouseSpecial DeliveryDendy's PowerWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal Exams

B: Soda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesCrossover NexusPlaza AloneAll in the VillainyMonster PartyGarQuestSuper Black FridayWhacky JaxxyzSidekick ScoutsProject Ray WayI Am JethroBeach EpisodeRad's Alien SicknessKO's Health WeekGar Trains Punching JudyOK A.U.!Dark Plaza

Season 3 We Are HeroesKO, Rad, and Enid!Let's Meet SonicTKO RulesK.O. vs. FinkChip's DamageThe K.O. TrapWhatever Happened to... Rippy Roo?Planet XDeep Space VacationBig RevealRadical RescueYou're a Good Friend, KOLet's Get ShadowyRed Action 3: Grudgement DayCarlDendy's Video ChannelLet's Fight to the EndThank You for Watching the Show
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