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Speaker Dialogue
(The short starts off with K.O. handing Rad stuff to put on the shelf.)
K.O. Hey, Rad. Um, what’s it like being you?
Rad That’s a pretty personal question, squirt. Which I’d be totally stoked to answer! I’ve got crazy, alien beam-style powers. Pa-pew! (Lasers a mountain to make a sculpture of himself) And the physique of a god. (Flexes his arm) And most importantly— a handsome speaking voice.
K.O. Gosh, Rad. You must be like the strongest guy ever.
Rad Yeah, bro. But it’s pretty easy when you got… [Puts on sunglasses] Baditude.
K.O. Oh, wowie! I’ve got like a bamillion questions.
Rad Let’s try one question.
K.O. Is it ever okay to cry?
Rad No.
K.O. But, well, then, how come I saw you crying yesterday?
Rad What?!
K.O. You know, crying— [Pulls his eyelids] where liquid sadness comes gushing out of your eyeballs?
Rad That is an amazing description of crying, a thing I never do.
K.O. But you were crying at this video.
Rad (Grabs K.O.’s phone) No! (Swallows the phone, grabs K.O., and drops him)
Enid Hey! I like videos. Can I see?
Rad Uh, well…
K.O. (Puts his hand in Rad’s stomach to get his phone) Got it! (Hands his phone to Enid)
Enid Now, let me see.
Rad (Takes the phone from Enid) Give me that! (Sees a video of a dog on a skateboard and olding his tears)
Enid Run!
(Rad cries while K.O. and Enid are behind a plastic sheet.)
K.O. Liquid sadness!
Rad It’s not liquid sadness, you little twerp! It’s just that that puppy is so—
K.O. Innocent?
Rad No.
Enid Reminds you of your wasted youth?
Rad Dude, stop! I’m so overwhelmed with respect for that little pup. And, like, you could bro out with him for days and days and never really be bro’d out!
Enid Rad, you don’t have to hide how you—
Dog (Enters the Bodega) What’s up, bros?! Who’s ready to totally chill and bro out like there’s no bromorrow?!
Rad Me!
Dog Let’s rock and broll! (Rad hops on his skateboard)
(They crash in the ceiling.)
Rad Yeah!
(Enid and K.O. are in a state of confusion.) [THE END]

ve Transcripts
Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season 1 Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutParents DayWe Got HackedRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InPlaza ShortsLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!RMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season 2 Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal ExamsSoda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesMonster PartyCrossover NexusSuper Black FridayPlaza AloneAll in the VillainySidekick ScoutsWhacky JaxxyzProject Ray WayI Am JethroGarQuestGar Trains Punching JudyBeach EpisodeOK A.U.!KO's Health WeekRad's Alien SicknessDark Plaza
Season 3 We Are HeroesKO, Rad, and Enid!TKO RulesChip's DamageK.O. vs. FinkThe K.O. TrapWhatever Happened to... Rippy Roo?Planet XDeep Space VacationBig RevealRadical RescueLet's Meet SonicLet's Get ShadowyYou're a Good Friend, KORed Action 3: Grudgement DayCarlDendy's Video ChannelLet's Fight to the EndThank You for Watching the Show
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