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Speaker Dialogue
The short starts off with Rad driving a van to the plaza. K.O. and Enid sees it.
Rad (Rolls down the window) ‘Sup?
Enid Ha. Tragic.
K.O. It’s beautiful.
Rad This baby does a whole lot more than compliment my alluring mystique. It’s got a powerful nitro V6 engine. (Engine revs) It’s got nitro tires and nitro hubcaps. (Enid sighs and texts her phone) Nitro sunroof. Nitro seating. Nitro breezing. (Enid sighs again) Nitro artillery. Still not impressed? Scope this nitro merman hood ornament—the ultimate symbol of power, valued at a solid 100Gs.
K.O. Rad, this van is amazing! I want one so bad. You got to tell me where you bought it. (Hops around)
Rad K.O., you fool, a vehicle of this caliber can’t be bought. (Scene shows how Rad got his van) I battled heroically against an evil space wizard. And after I destroyed him, a celestial being awarded me this van for my valiant efforts.
Enid You sure? ‘Cause it looks kind of like this used to say “Brad’s Van.” Weird, huh?
Rad I don’t know what you’re talking about.
K.O. holds Rad's cheeks.
K.O. Rad, can I touch your van, please?
Rad You may.
K.O. Yay! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. (Knocks the head of the hood ornament) Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Rad Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill, chill. It’s cool, dude. That thing cost like a dollar.
Enid I thought you said it cost [Imitating Rad] 100Gs.
Rad Did I say that? Uh, I mean, yeah, I did say that. You better pay up, little man.
Rad chases K.O. as Enid laughs.
Rad Hey, slow down!

Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season 1 A: Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!I Am DendySibling RivalryYou Get MeDo You Have Any More in the Back?Just Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaMy Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsYou Are RadLegends of Mr. GarWe Got HackedPlazalympicsWe're CapturedKnow Your MomFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromT.K.O.

B: Stop Attacking the PlazaPlaza ShortsWe've Got FleasOne Last ScoreSecond First DateNo More Pow CardsLet's Watch the PilotA Hero's FateGlory DaysParents DayLet's Have a StakeoutThe Power Is Yours!Rad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InBack in Red ActionOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!Let's Take a MomentRMS & Brandon's First EpisodeMystery Science Fair 201XLet's Not Be SkeletonsLad & LogicAction NewsYou're in Control

Season 2 A: Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellHope This FliesThe Perfect MealPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolPoint to the PlazaThe So-Bad-icalLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionRed Action to the FutureT.K.O.'s HouseSpecial DeliveryDendy's PowerWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal Exams

B: Soda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesCrossover NexusPlaza AloneAll in the VillainyMonster PartyGarQuestSuper Black FridayWhacky JaxxyzSidekick ScoutsProject Ray WayI Am JethroBeach EpisodeRad's Alien SicknessKO's Health WeekGar Trains Punching JudyOK A.U.!Dark Plaza

Season 3 We Are HeroesKO, Rad, and Enid!Let's Meet SonicTKO RulesK.O. vs. FinkChip's DamageThe K.O. TrapWhatever Happened to... Rippy Roo?Planet XDeep Space VacationBig RevealRadical RescueYou're a Good Friend, KOLet's Get ShadowyRed Action 3: Grudgement DayCarlDendy's Video ChannelLet's Fight to the EndThank You for Watching the Show
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