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Speaker Dialogue
(The short starts off with Rad driving a van to the plaza. K.O. and Enid sees it.)
Rad (Rolls down the window) ‘Sup?
Enid Ha. Tragic.
K.O. It’s beautiful.
Rad This baby does a whole lot more than compliment my alluring mystique. It’s got a powerful nitro V6 engine. (Engine revs) It’s got nitro tires and nitro hubcaps. (Enid sighs and texts her phone) Nitro sunroof. Nitro seating. Nitro breezing. (Enid sighs again) Nitro artillery. Still not impressed? Scope this nitro merman hood ornament—the ultimate symbol of power, valued at a solid 100Gs.
K.O. Rad, this van is amazing! I want one so bad. You got to tell me where you bought it. (Hops around)
Rad K.O., you fool, a vehicle of this caliber can’t be bought. (Scene shows how Rad got his van) I battled heroically against an evil space wizard. And after I destroyed him, a celestial being awarded me this van for my valiant efforts.
Enid You sure? ‘Cause it looks kind of like this used to say “Brad’s Van.” Weird, huh?
Rad I don’t know what you’re talking about.
K.O. (Holds Rad’s cheeks) Rad, can I touch your van, please?
Rad You may.
K.O. Yay! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. (Knocks the head of the hood ornament) Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Rad Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill, chill. It’s cool, dude. That thing cost like a dollar.
Enid I thought you said it cost [Imitating Rad] 100Gs.
Rad Did I say that? Uh, I mean, yeah, I did say that. You better pay up, little man.
(Rad chases K.O. as Enid laughs.)
Rad Hey, slow down!

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Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season 1 Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutParents DayWe Got HackedRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InPlaza ShortsLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!RMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season 2 Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal ExamsSoda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesMonster PartyCrossover NexusSuper Black FridayPlaza AloneAll in the VillainySidekick ScoutsWhacky JaxxyzProject Ray WayI Am JethroGarQuestGar Trains Punching JudyBeach EpisodeOK A.U.!KO's Health WeekRad's Alien SicknessDark Plaza
Season 3 We Are HeroesKO, Rad, and Enid!TKO RulesChip's DamageK.O. vs. FinkThe K.O. TrapWhatever Happened to... Rippy Roo?Planet XDeep Space VacationBig RevealRadical RescueLet's Meet SonicLet's Get ShadowyYou're a Good Friend, KORed Action 3: Grudgement DayCarlDendy's Video ChannelLet's Fight to the EndThank You for Watching the Show
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