This is a transcribed copy of "Rad's Van (short)".
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|The short starts off with Rad driving a van to the plaza. K.O. and Enid sees it.|
|Rad||(Rolls down the window) ‘Sup?|
|Rad||This baby does a whole lot more than compliment my alluring mystique. It’s got a powerful nitro V6 engine. (Engine revs) It’s got nitro tires and nitro hubcaps. (Enid sighs and texts her phone) Nitro sunroof. Nitro seating. Nitro breezing. (Enid sighs again) Nitro artillery. Still not impressed? Scope this nitro merman hood ornament—the ultimate symbol of power, valued at a solid 100Gs.|
|K.O.||Rad, this van is amazing! I want one so bad. You got to tell me where you bought it. (Hops around)|
|Rad||K.O., you fool, a vehicle of this caliber can’t be bought. (Scene shows how Rad got his van) I battled heroically against an evil space wizard. And after I destroyed him, a celestial being awarded me this van for my valiant efforts.|
|Enid||You sure? ‘Cause it looks kind of like this used to say “Brad’s Van.” Weird, huh?|
|Rad||I don’t know what you’re talking about.|
|K.O. holds Rad's cheeks.|
|K.O.||Rad, can I touch your van, please?|
|K.O.||Yay! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. (Knocks the head of the hood ornament) Aaaaaaaaaaah!|
|Rad||Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill, chill. It’s cool, dude. That thing cost like a dollar.|
|Enid||I thought you said it cost [Imitating Rad] 100Gs.|
|Rad||Did I say that? Uh, I mean, yeah, I did say that. You better pay up, little man.|
|Rad chases K.O. as Enid laughs.|
|Rad||Hey, slow down!|
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