Project Ray Way/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
Raymond stars in a commercial.
Raymond	Raymond's... Way.
All the Raymonds in different clothings.
Raymond	Raymond's Way. Buy it.
Scene to Rad grumbles at the TV Raymond was on.
Rad	Ugh. Raymond. He think he's so hot.
Title card appears.
K.O.	I dunno, Rad. I think it's nice Raymond is putting his energy into his new clothing line instead of evil robot stuff. You gotta admit. His clothes are pretty sharp!
Rad	Wha? Are you kidding me, K.O.?
Rad swipe the magazine.
Rad	I am way better-looking than that guy!
K.O.	Wh- I didn't say…
Rad	And what is up with those shirts, anyway? I spaced out for, like, five seconds and all of Lakewood is wearing Raymond's Way! The trend took so fast, nobody even bothered taking the little plastic tags off! What a bogus fad.
Drupe	I know, right? It's my nightmare.
Drupe's name: "Drupe, Strawberry Fashionista".
K.O.	You don't like Ray Way, Drupe? I thought you like fashion.
Drupe	Tch. Exactly. True fashion is about originality. And nothing about Rayway is original.
Rad	Yeah! That's what I hate about it!
Drupe	I know. It's just a dumb brand name. Ever since their store opened up, the whole town's been turned into fashion zombies. How are small designers like me supposed to compete with big brands with hot models and fancy storefronts?
K.O.	Well, it's not as fancy, but we could sell your clothes here at Gar's?
Rad	And it's a model you need, it just so happens that the hottest guy in town is available!
Drupe	But Raymond's already wearing Rayway.
Rad angrily glares.
Drupe	Oh, sorry! You mean you. I get it now. Go on.
Rad	What I'm saying is with your designs, my hot bod, and Mr. Gar's bodega, we've got all we need to take this Rayway trend down and show that clown Raymond who's really the hottest.
Rad chuckles.
Drupe	All right, let's do it! For fashion?
Drupe offers a handshake, Rad joins.
Rad	For fashion!
K.O. joins too with his foot.
K.O.	I'll help too!
Toilet flushes, Enid comes to Rad, Drupe and K.O. handshakes.
Enid	Uh, did I miss something?
K.O.	We're starting a fashion empire!
Rad	You in?
Enid	Eh, sure.
The commercial comes with Rad narrating.
Rad	You aren't like any other hero.
K.O., Rad and Enid walking in the railroad, K.O. jumps loop-de-loop and Enid laughing.
Rad	You're an original.
To the house where Drupe sketching the fashion clothing.
Rad	Which is why Strawbaby Couture's clothes are 100% custom-designed and home-grown.
Drupe grows her sketches of clothing, which pops into trees with clothing she drew. She picks the shoes and give it to Rad. Another scene where Rad and K.O. enjoying their sparklers.
Rad	Strawbaby Couture.
Rad smiles at the scene.
Rad	Original clothes for original heroes.
Scene to Raymond grumbles at the TV Rad was on.
Raymond	Ugh, Radicles. Thinks he's so hot.
Raymond comes to the window full of Raymonds designing the clothes.
Raymond	He and Strawbaby think they can complete with me, eh? Well, they've got another thing coming.
Raymond activates the mind control button, chuckles evilly.
Drupe	K.O.! The commercial came out great!
K.O.	Ah, thanks, Drupe! So did your outfits! They're selling like hotcakes!
Drupe	Wow, given the chance, people really chose our ethically sourced, locally made originals over a mass-produced brand.
Rad	At this rate, the Rayway trend will be over in no time!
K.O.	And we can kiss those creepy tags goodbye!
Rad, K.O. and Drupe laughing. Before Potato opens the shopping bag, a tag blinks and mind controlling Potato, coming to Raymond's Way.
Potato	Brands. Brands. Brands. Brands.
Raymond laughing.
Raymond	Oh, thank you, my little fashion zombie! Now we can make perfect knock-offs!
Drupe's design scanned in the computer where other Raymonds making designs. Raymond laughing.
Raymond	I just love stealing designs!
Raymond laughing again. A different comerical with Raymond, Darrell and Shannon in Drupe's clothing.
Raymond	Raymond's Way. It's like Strawbaby but for hot people.
Drupe	What?
Fashion zombies	Brands. Brands. Brands.
Drupe	Oh, come on! That's my design! Ugh. No wonder he can crank out shirts so fast. He's just making cheap knock-offs!
K.O.	Ugh! Well, that just… not right!
Rad	That tears it! we gotta go over there and put an end to this madness!
K.O. and Drupe nodding.
K.O. and Drupe	Hmmm!
K.O., Drupe and Rad goes off, toilet flushes.
Enid	Uh, okay. I guess we're going over here now.
Enid follows, Rad barges into Raymond's Way.
Rad	Raymond!
Raymond	Radicles.
Rad	You think you're so hot! But I'm here to tell you… you're not!
Drupe	That's actually not why we're here.
Rad	Bleh. Oh, right. And quit copying Drupe's designs!
Raymond	Exqueeze me?
Raymond flips all the papers off, he stands on the table.
Raymond	Moi steal from toi? Even if that were true, just how do you plan on stopping me?
Rad	By challenging you to a style battle!
Raymond gasps.
Raymond	A style battle?
K.O. and Drupe	A style battle?
Enid	A style battle?
Rad	A style battle.
Style battle begins with Rad, Enid, K.O. and Drupe against Raymond and his clones.
Enid	How's the preparations, Drupe?
Drupe	Almost there! Ah, perfect! Get out there, K.O.!
K.O.	I won't let you down, Drupe!
Raymond	Hmm?
K.O. walking in his model clothings.
Rad	Aww!
Enid	He's adorable!
Drupe	Now strike a pose!
K.O.	Ha-chow!
K.O. poses, the audience cheering.
Audience	Whoo!
Raymond	Very... cute. You take care of that one.
K.O. gasps. Raymond in pink shirt and scarf walking in. Raymond styles in, hitting K.O..
K.O.	Aah!
K.O. thud.
Enid and Drupe	K.O.!
K.O.	Sorry, guys. I styled my best.
Rad	Oh, I guess your style just wasn't cool enough.
Drupe	Excuse me! His outfit was great! But that jerk Raymond sure knows how to work a runway. We need a model with a really strong aura.
Rad	Aura? Enid! You're a witch! Witches have auras! Use your witch magic to show Raymond who's hottest!
Enid	I don't think it works like that, but sure.
Raymond surprises to see Enid in her new model outfit.
Raymond	Oh.
Enid walks in with her model outfit, the audience cheering.
Rad	Lookin' cool, Enid!
Drupe	She's a natural!
Raymond	Tch. Too easy.
Raymond points.
Drupe	Here he comes.
Raymond model #2 walks in with a black shirt and a pink belt. They styling.
Enid and Raymond #2	Aah!
Enid and Raymond #2 styling in same powers.
Drupe	A tie?
K.O.	Work it, Enid!
Enid struggling.
Raymond #2	Huh?
Raymond #2 styling up, hitting Enid.
Enid	Wha-ugh!
K.O., Rad and Drupe	Enid!
Enid gets up.
Enid	Raymond.
Raymond model #2 shines on, blow a kiss. Raymond laughing evilly.
K.O.	What are we gonna do?
Rad	Get me in there, Drupe! Give me the best outfit you got!
Drupe	Yeah.
Raymond writes on the pad, until he saws someone.
Raymond	Hmm?
Raymond gasps to see Drupe dressing Rad in the model outfit. He's shaking in jealousy. Other Raymond comes but Raymond steps in.
Raymond	Ooh. No. I'll take care of this one.
The audience gasps, chanting "Raymond".
Rad	Ha! He doesn't look hot at all! We got this in the bag!
Drupe	Um, are you okay? You're, like, really sweaty!
Rad	Nope! I'm going out there!
Audience cheering for Rad. Raymond takes off his fur coat, making Rad blushes.
Rad	Ooh!
Rad takes off his hat.
Rad	Pshha.
Drupe and Enid	Go get 'em! You got this!
K.O.	Whoo!
Rad and Raymond styling.
Rad	Pshha.
Rad and Raymond styling in same powers.
Enid	They're tied?!
K.O.	Wow.
Drupe	C'mon, Rad!
Raymond chuckles, Rad is struggling but style different.
Raymond	Huh?
Raymond struggle but style more.
Raymond	Ha!
Raymond's style high, but Rad's style is higher.
Raymond	Even after a pose that magnificent, you're still standing?
Rad doesn't listen.
Raymond	Very well. If I can't have the strongest brand in the plaza, I'll just have the only brand.
Raymond press the button, activate the fashion zombies.
Rad	Wha!
The fashion zombies tackle Rad.
Rad	Whoa!
Raymond laughing and K.O. punching the fashion zombies.
K.O.	Ugh!
Drupe	That cheater!
Potato and Dogmun	Brands!
Potato and Dogmun chomping the clothes.
Drupe	Hey, you jerks!
Rad growls.
Rad	Dru!
Potato and Dogmun runs away.
Rad	They ruined your stuff. What are we gonna do?!
Drupe	I'm thinking about it.
Rad	How are you not more mad about it? Those outfits were your originals!
Drupe	You know what? Those aren't the last clothes I'm ever gonna make. It'll take more than that Lakewood's best designer to run out of ideas! Listen up, Rad. You've already got one power that Raymond's dumb inventions could never top. Originality is the heart of fashion. And there's nothing more original than being yourself!
Rad	Myself? Ah, so I'll go out there naked!
Drupe	No, I just mean wear what you normally wear.
Rad	Oh. That's good, too.
Fashion zombies	Brands?
Raymonds	Huh?
Rad walking in his original clothing.
All the fashion zombies are murmuring and return to plaza people. Rad styling, making Nick and Joff cheering. He styling again. All the audience cheering.
Raymond	What. No! Why aren't they listening to me?!
Rad styling, higher power than Raymond, struggling.
Raymond	How can you exude such power even in those dreadful rags?
Rad	Maybe you haven't heard this one, Ray, but originality is the heart of fashion. Also? I'm just the hottest.
Rad finally poses with stars.
Raymond	Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Raymond falls into the sky.
Raymond	Don't you see? We're the same! This is capitalism! And you're all complicit!
Raymond disappears in the twinkle of a star.
Rad	Hmm.
After style battle is over, Drupe is congratulated. Scene with strawberry balloons.
Drupe	Hey, everyone! Welcome to my store! Hi! Welcome! Hi, come on in!
Enid	Hey, cool, check it out!
K.O., Enid and Rad looks at the new magazine of Drupe.
K.O.	Wow! After the style battle, Drupe's career really took off!
K.O. turns the page to see "Rad The Hottest Model".
Enid	Heh heh. Nice.
Rad	See?! Admit it. I'm way better looking than Raymond!
K.O.	I never said you weren't.
Rad	Yes!
K.O. and Enid see Rad twinkling, look at each other, shrug.
[END]