Plaza Prom/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
Rad posts flyers of "Plaza Prom" on the iFrame Outlet. The titlecard appears.
Rad	Yeah, that oughta do it.
K.O. tied to a rope.
K.O.	Hey, Rad! Whatcha doin'?
Rad	Not much, just putting up some invitations.
K.O.	To... proome? Whassat?
Rad	Pro-o-m is what I like to call the upcoming coolest party to be hosted by yours truly, whom I like to call... the coolest host to ever be.
K.O.	Huh... what's a host?
Rad	Uh, it's like the hero of the party or whatever.
K.O.	Hee... rooooo!!
K.O. climbs on Rad
Rad	Ahh!
K.O.	Can I go, can I go, can I go, can I go?
Rad picks up K.O.
Rad	Hold up, K.O.
Rad set K.O. down.
Rad	Can you be... co-o-ol?
K.O.	Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Rad	Good! 'Cause I'm gonna get all the cool kids to come, and I'm gonna be so cool that it's... ra-a-ad. And the whole plaza will realize!
K.O.	Rad, you're already cool.
Rad	Tch! I know I am. But it's... possible... some people... may not... yet...
Flashbacks to Red Action, Drupe, and Gregg doing cool things with Rad barely seen. Rad carries frames.
Rad	I can't carry around my shame like this anymore! That's why this party's gotta be perfect, K.O. My rep's on the line!
K.O.	I won't soil your rep! I can be cool. *chortles*
Rad	Perfect. I now pronounce you [puts a bowtie on K.O.] my cool sub-host.
K.O.	That sounds amazing!
Rad	It is!
Rad hands K.O. a big stack of flyers.
Rad	Now, go put up the rest of these invitations.
K.O.	You got it!
A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon sees the flyers but backwards.
Brandon	What the heck is "morp"?
A Real Magic Skeleton	It's "prom", you goon. It's backwards.
Brandon	Ohhhhhh. Sweet! I'm gonna text my date.
Brandon texts his phone.
A Real Magic Skeleton	Ahhh, I'm gonna text mine, too.
A Real Magic Skeleton texts his phone.
A Real Magic Skeleton	I totally have one, too.
A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon both text faster. K.O. posts the flyers for Prom around the plaza, then Carol gets in the way.
Carol	K.O.?
Carol gets a flyer.
Carol	Ohh! You kids are having a prom.
K.O.	Mm-hmm.
Carol	Well, who's the lucky devil taking my boy to prom?
K.O.	Oh! *grunts* Well... technically, I'm not a guest, but... Rad didn't say I couldn't bring a date. Will you be my date?
Carol picks up K.O..
Carol	Of course I will, Peanut!
Carol kisses K.O. on the cheek.
K.O.	Okay, okay! See you tonight, Mama!
Carol	This function's gonna need some chaperones. Hmm...
Crinkly Wrinkly waves.
Crinkly Wrinkly	He-e-ey! *laughs*
Carol	Eek!
Mr. Gar	[Brooming] ♪ Ho, ho, hey ohhh. ♪
Carol	Ha! Eugene!
Carol points to Mr. Gar.
Mr. Gar	Huh?!
Carol	You're going to prom!
Mr. Gar	D'oh! Uh...
Rad	So, there's gonna be music and a dance floor.
Drupe is on her phone, Red Action blows a bubblegum and Gregg stands by a wall.
Rad	Oh! And food. Wh-what do you guys say? You wanna come to prom?
Drupe	Nah. Maybe.
Drupe, Red Action and Gregg walk away.
Rad	Oh, yeah. That's cool. All right, see you then. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
K.O.	Rad, Rad, Rad!
Rad	K.O.! [Picks up K.O.] I need you to go find Enid and then both of you meet me at my van in 10 minutes.
K.O.	Hm!
The timecard display as "30 minutes later". Rad and K.O. are already near the Rad Van while Enid walks slowly.
Rad	The alleyway teens are a solid "maybe" and we have a lot to get done before prom. K.O., I have something special for you.
Rad opens his van to see a chest.
Rad	This... is the party scroll, handed down to me [Gets out the scroll] by my cousin's friend Blaine. [Hands it to K.O.] It contains all the information needed in order to host the perfect party.
K.O.	Whooooa.
Rad	Enid. [Enid moves the van a little with her foot] Enid! Ugh. D.J. Fireball? [Stops rocking the van] How's the prom playlist coming along?
Enid	Ah, yeah, I mean, I'm actually kind proud of it. [Hands Rad her phone]
Rad	[Scrolls through] Enid, what the heck?! I don't recognize any of these bands!
Enid	So? They're good to dance to, trust me.
Rad	Dance? The scroll says I should just bob my head and look cool.
Enid is in a state of confusion.
Rad	Please? The scroll says you gotta play popular music, okay?
Enid	Ugh, fine.
Rad	[He hands Enid's phone to Enid] Thank yo-o-ou! [Hugs both K.O. and Enid] With you two following the scroll's explicit instructions, this is gonna be the best prom ever.
The next scene shows a nighttime, the prom is set up and guests are at the event
A couple of people enter prom. Rad opens the entrance.
Rad	Welcome. Welcome. Psst! K.O.! Have you seen any cool kids yet?
K.O.	Umm...
K.O. pokes Rad.
Enid	(Opens up "Mainstream Trash" album and starts the music) *voice breaking* All right, party people. Let's... get... get it... Ohh... mmpf...
The crowd murmurs.
K.O.	Horse doorves, anyone? Hors dor-ves? Hors dowr-ve, Rad? No? Oh, okay. Horse doorvers?
Rad	Why is no one dancing? I can't look cool if no one else is making a fool of themselves!
K.O.	Horsie doorvre? May I interest you in some hors? Uh, are you guys okay?
A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon are anger at each other.
A Real Magic Skeleton	I would be, if I wasn't in the company of a huge liar [His head floats next to Brandon with purple flames] who lies about having a date!
Brandon	I am not lying! I bet she's just... stuck in traffic!
A Real Magic Skeleton	There's no traffic! Smooth sailing!
They argue
K.O.	*squeaky* Would you like a cheese?
Brandon	I would looooove a cheese!
(Brandon eats the whole plate of cheese)
K.O.	I'm gonna go. (Serves the plate of drinks) Drink, sir? Drink, ma'am? Ma'am, would you like a drink? (sees Carol looking attractive) Whoooa! (Throws the drinks away) You look so beautiful!
Carol	Ha! You gonna give me the honor of a dance sometime tonight?
K.O.	I gotta get back to work.
Mr. Gar pants, sweats, and slurps the whole punch
Colewort	(Grabs a cup but puts it back) Huh? Oh.
Carol	You serve those appetizers!
Mr. Gar	(Slides through Carol's sight) Hello, Carol. How you— are you doing?
Carol	I'm pretty good. Enjoying yourself?
Mr. Gar	*strained* Hello, Carol. How are you doing?
Carol	Uhh, are you okay, Gene?
Mr. Gar	*straining more* Hello, Carol. How are you doing?
Carol	(Walks away) Oh, boy.
Mr. Gar pants
Rad	(Gasps as he sees the "alleyway teens") Hey, guys. So cool you were able to make it.
Drupe	Hey, Rad. So, when's the party starting?
Rad	It already started!
Drupe	Your idea of prom was a tent in a parking lot?
Rad laughs nervously.
Drupe	The only person on the dance floor is Crinkly Wrinkly!
Crinkly Wrinkly dances as the crowd are weirded out or not watching him.
Drupe	Ugh, I can't believe I wore my good shoes for this.
Rad falls on the floor
Potato helps Colewort lift closer to the bowl of dip.
Colewort	A little... higher... Agh! [Falls into the bowl of dip]
Potato	Colewort!
Colewort has dip in his eyes.
Colewort	Aaaahhhhh!!
Enid is on life support as a nurse is near her. The crowd is bored. Colewort is running away from Potato.
Potato	Coley, hold still!
K.O.	Oh no! I'm failing Rad! What do I do?
Rad	(A head imagination) The scroooooooll...
K.O.	(The scroll comes out of his hair) Oh, yeah! Hmm... Huh?
A rose comes flying out of the sky. The crowd gasps. The rose blooms to reveal Raymond.
Raymond	You're having a shindig without me? The Prince of Panache?
K.O.	Crud! Uh, evil robot party crashers... chu, chu, chu!
Raymond	No matter, I'm sure it was just a... (Shoots out his weapon) *angrily* mistake. Hm? [Sees the mess] Oh, this is horrendous. It seems like this party's already wrecked.
Rad cries.
K.O.	None of this stuff works! There's gotta be something good on here. Blaine? Blaine?!
K.O. crumbles the scroll and tosses to A Real Magic Skeleton's eye socket
A Real Magic Skeleton	Ugh!
K.O.	Let's save this dance.
Raymond was about to go back to his rose.
K.O.	Hold it, Raymond! Don't you know a jumpin' party when you see one?
K.O. ropes Rad with a microphone.
K.O.	You're just in time for the... [Lassos Rad to the dance floor] dance battle!
Rad	The what?
Raymond	A dance battle? Now that's more like it!
Rad	Dance-off? What are you doing? It's not on the scroll.
Raymond stretches in the background.
K.O.	Have you been doing everything that the scroll says?
Rad	Yeeess.
K.O.	Is this party fun?
Rad	No...
K.O.	Then maybe, we should forget the scroll! Fireball!
Enid wakes up.
K.O.	Enough of that noise. Play what's in your heart!
Enid pulls out "good music" and turns on techno music. Red Action, Drupe, and Gregg starts to enjoy the music. Rad and Raymond has their dance off. The crowd watches them. Drupe and Red Action becomes impressed. The crowd cheers for Rad.
Raymond	Grrrrr! [Transforms into a different outfit] Rockadooooo!!
Rad gasps. Raymond does another dance move.
Chickens	Ohhhh, Ray-Ray! (Falls down)
Rad and Raymond continues battling. Rad pushes Raymond away. Raymond throws Rad up.
Rad	Whoaaa!
Raymond blasts to Rad. The beams hit the disco ball and disintegrate. Rad dances on Raymond.
Raymond	(Throws Rad off) Whoo-ha!
Rad	Whoa! (Jumps on Raymond) Whee-ha! Yaaahooooooo!!
Rad finishes off the dance battle
Raymond	*gasps* Wa-hoo! (Flys away)
The crowd cheers. They carry him up and down. One crowd says "Yeah, Rad!"
Drupe	Rad, I didn't know you could actually dance!
Rad	Oh! *laughs* Uh, yeah.
Drupe	This prom ended up being pretty cool, I think. Take a pic with me, okay?
Drupe takes selfie with Rad. They both dance
A Real Magic Skeleton	[Throws the paper away] Sorry for getting up in your grill earlier. I'm actually the one who lied about having a date. I just didn't want you to think I was lame.
Brandon	No way, dude! You're my fav! Plus, I lied about having a date, too. We're both garbage! Here, take my corsage. [Gives it to A Real Magic Skeleton]
A Real Magic Skeleton	Wow... thanks, dude! Take mine, too.
A Real Magic Skeleton puts his corsage on Brandon's head. They and the crowd haves fun.
Mr. Gar	Ke— ah— uh— C-C—
Carol	You wanna dance?
Mr. Gar nods "yes" and Carol drags him. Enid steps down from her DJ station to dance with K.O.. A couple of pictures were taken. K.O. and Enid danced. Drupe and Rad toke a selfie. Mr. Gar nervous holding flowers to Carol. A photo of A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon. Crinkly Wrinkly dancing as the crowd are unamused. A photo of Potato and Colewort and the last photo of Enid, K.O., and Rad.
[END]