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[The episode starts off with Carol driving to the plaza]
K.O.: Ooh! Mommy, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom…
Carol: [Takes off seatbelt] I’ll stop making you sit in that when you stop climbing onto Mommy’s lap while she’s driving. [K.O. struggles to take off the seatbelt of his baby seat] What’s got you so riled up, anyway? I go to work with you every day, peanut.
K.O.: Today’s not every day— It’s Plaza Parents Day! [K.O. and Carol enters the Bodega to see people with their parents as well] [Titlecard appears] So many parents! I wanna meet ‘em all! Rad! [K.O. jumps on Rad’s arms] Boop. Where are your parents? [Imagines Rad’s parents] They must be super-cool buff, like you.
Ofrang: [Accidentally made a pile of pickle jars while getting a pickle jar] Blorples.
Theodosia: [Comes out of the pile] Blorp!
Rad: Ugh. Meet my parents.
Carol: Hey, there. I’m Carol!
Ofrang: We are Ofrang and Theodosia. Do you know where the ray guns are, Carl?
Rad: Ugh, always with the ray guns. They’re on aisle 4, Dad! What is with you and ray guns, anyway?
Theodosia: We just think they’re neat.
Ofrang: Uh, thank you, son. Blorp, blorp!
K.O.: [Chuckles] They seemed nice.
Rad: They’re a lot.
[K.O. slides to the counter while Enid is reading her newspaper]
K.O.: So… where are your parents, Enid? [Rad peeks]
Enid: My parents are ninjas from a really cool ninja clan. They’re too busy being ninjas, and can’t come. Anyway, my shift’s over. Gotta go. Bye. [Falls to an opened tile to escape]
Rad: I didn’t know we had shifts.
K.O.: Rad! If Enid can’t enjoy Parents Day with us, maybe we can bring Parents Day to her!
Rad: Ha! Okay. Let’s swing by her house and meet her there.
K.O.: [Rad and K.O. leaves the Bodega] Mom! I’m gonna go spy on Enid!
Ofrang: Radicles! Uh, don’t forgot this. [Gives him a ray gun]
Rad: Oh, Dad!
Ofrang: [Kisses Rad on the cheek] Mwah. Blorp, bleep!
[The scene shows the Rad Van driving]
Rad: Enid’s house should be on this block.
K.O.: [Opens the glove compartment] How do you know where Enid lives?
Rad: I took a look at her personnel file, that’s how.
K.O.: Hey! That’s sneaky!
Rad: Then I guess you don’t want to know any super-cool secret facts about Enid? Like her favorite color?
K.O.: Ooh. Oh! What is it?! Green?!
Rad: [To K.O.’s ear] It’s… purple.
Rad: K.O.! I think this it it!
K.O.: Huh? [Sees Enid walking to her house] [Gasps, Look, here she comes!
Rad: Wait, she’s not stopping.
K.O.: Where’s she going?
[They see Enid head to a dark house]
K.O. and Rad: What…?! [Enid opens her bag] Wha…?! [Enid puts on a witch hat and transforms into a witch. She enters her house]
K.O.: Wha…? Enid’s going trick-or-treating without us?
[K.O. and Rad goes to the window of Enid’s house to see her]
K.O.: Do you see Enid?
Rad: Wait, look! [A bat approaches but turns into a vampire] Enid’s mom is… a hot vampire? [A werewolf comes to kisses the vampire] And her dad is a hot werewolf?
K.O.: Enid’s parents are ninjas and monsters?
Rad: I don’t think they’re ninjas.
K.O.: But… why would Enid lie to us?
Enid: [Sees out the window] ‘Cause it’s none of your business, yo goons. [K.O. and Rad screams] [Whispering] Shh! You guys need to get out of here.
K.O.: You said your parents were busy ninjas, but they’re just kissing and a-aren’t ninjas.
Enid: My family is embarrassing, and I like to keep my private life private. So you need to go before they see you and—
Wilhamena: [At the window as well] Enid! You have guests! Please, join us for dinner!
K.O. and Rad: We’d love to!
Wilhamena: Welcome, welcome! Don’t be shy!
Bernard: [K.O. and Rad are under his shoulders] Looks like we caught ourselves a couple of trespassers, huh, Wil?
Wilhamena: Oh, yes. Let’s devour their souls.
[Wilhamena and Bernard cackles]
Bernard: Oh, we’re just messin’ with ya!
Rad: Ha. Ha, ha.
Bernard: Oop, where are our manners? We should introduce ourselves. I’m Bernard.
Wilhamena: And I’m Wilhamena!
[Bernard hugs Wilhamena]
Bernard and Wilhamena: We’re Enid’s parents!
Bernard: [Sniffs] Aw, cripes, dinner’s burning!
Bernard: Why don’t you give ‘em a tour, querida? [Kisses her]
Wilhamena: Yes! A tour! Lovely! [Enid growls] This is our main foyer. Sorry it’s a bit dusty. Our housekeeper recently bought the farm. [The portraits’ eyes move]
K.O.: Oh, so she moved to the country. [Enid growls again]
Rad: Say, uh, do you have any skeletons in the closet?
Wilhamena: We do, but we don’t like to talk about it.
Rad: What about ghosts in the basement?
Wilhamena: Yes, but they’re really annoying.
Rad: Would there happen to be any… bats in the belfry?
Wilhamena: Sometimes I hang out up there, yes. Such an inquisitive young man.
[Rad giggles and Enid growls]
K.O.: Huh? [Sees two monsters walking out]
Wilhamena: Oh, and here’s Enid’s bedroom!
Enid: [Appears to stop Rad from seeing her bedroom] Nope!
[Rad chuckles and Enid hisses]
Bernard: [Howls] Supper’s ready! [Hits a gong]
[The next scene shows Rad, K.O., Enid, and Enid’s parents at dinner. The dinner setting magically sets down]
K.O.: Ahh. [The two monsters appear] Aah!
Wilhamena: Boris and Icky, thank you for helping. Can you believe they’ve got the lead roles in their ghoul school play?
[A plate of eyes and lizard was at sight]
K.O.: [Chuckles nervously] That’s lovely, Mrs. Enid’s Mom.
Bernard: Boy, Enid, you haven’t had any friends over since your little pal Elodie! I mean, who’re we gonna show all these photos to? [Gets a big family album]
Wilhamena: Oh, it’s been so long.
Bernard: Let’s have a looksie.
Enid: [Tries to cover Rad and K.O.] No, don’t look! Stop it!
[First photo shows Enid with a wand]
Bernard: Baby Enid’s first wand.
[Second photo shows her up in a tree]
Wilhamena: And her first broom ride.
[Third photo shows her with her dad]
Bernard: Aw, her first wart.
[Fourth photo shows her wearing a pizza costume]
Wilhamena: Here she is dressed like a pizza for no reason. [That photo shows her dancing] This one moves.
[Fifth photo shows her angry at present day]
Bernard: And here she is right now.
Bernard and Wilhamena: [Hugs the family book] Aww!
Rad: Please— Please tell me there’s more!
Bernard: Of course there’s more!
[Rad and K.O. laughs. Next scene shows a pair of ghosts]
Crudde: Hey. [Turns on the light] You hear that? I think these fellas is laughin’ at our spooky lifestyle!
Spanky: Duh, ya think so?
Crudde: [Punches Spanky] Ain’t you listenin;, ya nudnik?! Whaddya, got plasma in ya ears? I knows they laughin’ at us! And you know what else I think Spanky?
Spanky: What’s that, Crudde?
Crudde: I think we oughta teach these bozos what’s really funny.
Spanky: [Chuckles] Oh, we ain’t had no fun like that in a while!
[Crudde and Spanky laughs and enters to the air vents]
[Rad and K.O. laughs as Enid felt embarrassed]
K.O.: You know, Enid, I don’t get why you keep tellin’ everybody you’re a ninja.
[Enid’s eyes pop out of her hat]
Wilhamena: Did you say ninja? He said ninja.
K.O.: Being a witch is…
Enid: [Covers K.O.’s mouth] Shh!
K.O.: [Muffled] …just as cool.
Bernard: Oh, Enid. Are you still at it with this ninja nonsense? How many times do I have to tell you? This is a spooky household.
Bernard and Wilhamena: Ninjas are not spooky!
Enid: No, look, I’m not a— I-I never said I was a— Okay, maybe— maybe once, but I… [Groans]
[Rad laughs. Crudde signals Spanky to posses them. Crudde takes Rad and Spanky takes K.O.]
[Rad is dancing on the table]
Enid: Are you that amused by my suffering? [Rad kicks a plate of eyes to Bernard. Bernard eats it] Dad, sorry! [K.O. dances on the table as well] K.O.?!
Wilhamena: Oh, fun! I wan to join, too! [Gets on the table as well] I’ve been needing to shake these old bones. [Chuckles] Get up her, handsome. [Grabs Bernard’s hands]
Enid: This… is the worst thing to ever happen to me. [Whispering] Why are you punishing me?
Corn Shepard: [Looks down] Hmm. Mm-mm?
Enid: The pain is never-ending.
Boris and Icky: [Raises their hands] Mm.
Wilhamena: What’s that, booboos? [Boris and Icky points up] Ghosts? [Rad and K.O. bonk heads each other floating] Hmm. That doesn’t seem right. Spanky and Crudde, is that you in there?! Leave those boys alone!
Crudde: [In Rad’s body] We’re just givin’ these kids an extra-spooky welcome. Ain’t that right?
Spanky: [In K.O.’s body] Yeah. Why don’t ya join us?
[They both fly out of the house. Enid’s parents and brother comes out of the house. Rad and K.O. goes to a car]
Spanky: Let’s drive recklessly!
Crudde: Yeah. floor it!
[Spanky drives recklessly. Bernard jumps to catch them]
Spanky and Crudde: Whoa!
Crudde: Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree!
[Spanky laughs. Bernard lands on the hood of the car and stops the car. However, K.O. and Rad escapes]
Spanky: Smell ya later, mangy mutt!
[Rad and K.O. flies up. Wilhamena gets Icky’s and Boris’ heads and transforms into a bat to toss the heads to K.O. and Rad]
Enid: Okay, I’m done sulking. What’s hap— [Sees chaos happening] [Chuckles nervously] Ugh. [Transforms into her normal outfit]
Bernard and Wilhamena: [Misses and head bunks each other] Aagh!
Crudde and Spanky: [Laughs but when they see Enid’s shadow, they stopped laughing] Aah! [Sucked into a tornado]
Enid grabs out a rope with spear at the end to tie up Rad and K.O.. They struggle to escape]
Crudde: We’re stuck. [Wilhamena sucks Crudde and Spanky out of Rad’s and K.O.’s body]
Crudde and Spanky: Aah! [Wilhamena spits them out] Aah! [Icky and Boris closes the door] Aah! [Lands on their bed]
Crudde: That was very satisfying.
K.O.: I feel sick.
Rad: What just happened?
Wilhamena: We saved your lives.
Rad: Oh, neat.
[Enid tries to get back in her house but her mom catches her]
Wilhamena: Enid, a word.
Enid: I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I-I won’t do ninja stuff ever again!
Bernard: That was so…
Bernard and Wilhamena: Spooky!
Wilhamena: I almost peed a little! [Chuckles] Is that what you’ve been practicing all this time? Oh, we really had the wrong idea.
Bernard: We are just so darn ignorant.
Wilhamena: How could we have been so discouraging? Oh, my little ninja! [Pinches Enid’s cheek] Who is sometimes a witch, though, because she looks so cute. Right? Oh! A winja?
Bernard: Oh, a winja— I like that.
Enid: Please stop saying winja. But, uh, you know, there’s this Parents Day thing at the Plaza. You could come by next time?
Bernard: We’d love that.
[Wilhamena and Bernard kisses Enid’s cheeks]
Enid: [To Bernard] Quit slobbering on me.
K.O.: [Has candy] Ooh, wow! [Waves back to Icky and Boris who was waving to him] Thanks for the candy, Boris and Icky! Psst! Enid. Don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me. [Whispers to Enid’s ear] Purple. [Giggles and heads to Rad’s van]
Enid: All right, Rad, go ahead. Get all your laughter out.
Rad: Ha, what? I was never laughing at you, Enid.
Enid: Uh, yeah, you were. You were literally like… [Imitates Rad’s laugh] …the whole time.
Rad: Man, you know I just express myself in the most obnoxious way. I was really laughing at how much I relate. You think your parents are the most embarrassing people in the world? Well, mine are the most embarrassing in the universe! I actually think your family’s really rad, though. And I don’t use that word for nothin’.
Enid: Yeah, thanks, Rad. You guys should come over again sometime— when I actually invite you.
Rad: [Laughs] For sure. See ya tomorrow, Enid. [Heads to his van]
K.O.: [Waves to Enid] Bye-bye, Enid!
[Enid closes the door and the episode ends]