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Speaker Dialogue
The episode opens at Mr. Gar's Bodega and Mr. Gar plays "Reveille" with his horn. K.O., Rad, and Enid come out from the Employees Only room, marching and chanting "Hup, hup, hup".
Mr. Gar Bodegamen!
K.O., Rad and Enid Sir! Yes, sir!
Mr. Gar An inspector from the county is coming by tomorrow, so this bodega needs to be in tip-top shape by the end of today!
K.O., Rad and Enid Sir! Yes, sir!
Mr. Gar K.O., I need you to clean the Lightning Nacho dispensers! Make sure you're not wearing anything metallic.
K.O. Yes, sir!
K.O. removes his retainers.
K.O. Sorry, mommy.
Mr. Gar Enid, take inventory of the entire store, twice!
Enid salutes.
Mr. Gar Radicles, move all of our stock from barrels and crates and crates into barrels!
Rad salutes.
Mr. Gar Now, get to the biscuits! I'll be back to check on your progress later.
Mr. Gar flies to the sky.
Enid Well, that's a lot to do in one day, but I'm sure we'll manage.
Mr. Gar Actually, I just wanted you to start those tasks. Here's the rest of the list.
Mr. Gar shows the list to K.O., Enid and Rad, they screaming at the list fall down on their faces.
Mr. Gar And make sure you reset the gloop traps! The last thing we need is another infestation.
K.O., Enid and Rad Sir! Yes, sir!
Mr. Gar Have fun. Your jobs depend on it.
Enid gets up and look at the list.
Enid Oh, my cob! This list is a mile long!
Rad How are we supposed to do all of this in one day?!
K.O. sighs.
K.O. Well, I guess we'd better get started now.
Enid I swear, we have the hardest jobs in the whole plaza!
K.O. Yeah?
Rad More like the whole Neutral Zone!
Enid (nodding) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
K.O. Yeah!
Enid (sighs) Roshambo for gloop duty.
The alarm blares. Titlecard appears.
Rad No!
K.O. Why?!
Enid You have got to be kidding me!
Before the sky turns purple, K.O., Rad and Enid grumbling. A box falls from the sky, revealing Darrell, Shannon and Raymond.
Darrell Greetings, Lakewood lamers!
Shannon We've prepared something extra special for you today!
Darrell, Shannon and Raymond shake their heinies.
Raymond And a one, two, three and…
K.O. Can you hurry it up, actually?
Enid Yeah, we have a ton of work to do today.
Rad Really, you're wasting everyone's time here.
Shannon Excuse me? You have no idea how hard we've worked on this!
Darrell Ray came up with the choreography himself!
Raymond crying.
Raymond You ungrateful cad!
Enid Ugh. Look, I appreciate good choreo as much as anybody, but you obviously don't understand how difficult out jobs are.
Shannon Oh, yeah? I bet if you walked one day in our feet, you'd see our jobs are just as hard as yours.
Enid Oh, yeah?
Shannon Yeah.
Rad Oh, yeah?
Raymond Yeah.
K.O. Oh, yeah?
Darrell Yeah.
Enid, Rad and K.O. Oh, yeah?
Shannon, Raymond and Darrell Yeah.
Warlock Oh?
Then the Warlock appears.
Warlock Did my ears deceive me? Or do I hear the telltale sounds of things taken for granted?
K.O. Uhhh sir, you're not allowed to solicit here.
Warlock The only thing I wish to solicit is a fresh perspective, my sweet child.
Shannon Hey weirdo, clear the room. We're kinda in the middle of something--
Warlock I am the alternate universe warlock! And with a wave of my fingers, I shall create an alternate universe where in your respective roles are reversed. It should prove delightfully enlightening!
Enid Hey, you magic was outlawed like ten years ago.
Warlock Ohhh, I can't wait to see how this turns out... Let's begin!
Enid Stinking warlocks.
With the touch of his finger, the Warlock creates an alternate universe. The "Reveille" is heard as the scene cuts to Boxmore. From the conveyor belt, K-0 emerges, K-0 yawning.
K-0 Another day of being a robot.
K-0's name appears: "K-0 Has Always A Robot".
EN1D You said that every day, K-0.
EN1D's name appears: "EN1D Teenage Robot".
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. Man, can you imagine how weird if would be if we weren't robots, though?
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S.'s name appears: "R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. We Have No Idea What This Acronym Stands For".
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. It's too creepy to even think about.
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. evil laughs, he, EN1D and K-0 jumps on, R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. steps on EN1D's foot.
EN1D Ouch!
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. Oops.
EN1D Watch it, bulb brain!
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. What do you care? We don't even feel pain!
EN1D We'll see who doesn't feel pain!
EN1D transform into a scissor and chases R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S, screaming.
K-0 No! Knock it off!
EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. doesn't listen and starts fighting.
K-0 I said, "Knock it off"!
K-0 hits EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. with his laser cannon.
K-0 You're gonna get us all in trouble! You know how mad he'll get if he sees us bickering on the job.
Lord Boxman opens the door, steaming in anger.
Lord Boxman What is all this racket?!
K-0, EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. We're sorry, Bossman!
Lord Boxman You three had better be sorry! 'Cause I hope you're ready for another grueling day of doing tasks!
K-0 Yes, sir. I love gruel.
Lord Boxman Quiet!
Lord Boxman shows his robots his list.
Lord Boxman We have an inspection tomorrow. And Boxmore better be in tip-top shop.
K-0, EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. Yes, Boss Man, sir! We love you, sir!
Lord Boxman Ugh.
At Boxmore inventory, K-0 is cleaning the acid.
K-0 Cleaning is so easy with robot arms.
The acid squirts at K-0's arm, melting.
K-0 Uh-oh.
Lord Boxman K-0! Loafing around on the job? Get back to work!
K-0 But, um, Mr. Bossman, I'm not gonna be able to finish my like this.
K-0 shows his melting arm.
Lord Boxman Oh.
Lord Boxman chuckles.
Lord Boxman I can fix that right up for you.
K-0 Really? How?
Lord Boxman Rebooting.
Lord Boxman activating the reboot button.
K-0 What's that?
K-0 explodes and replaced with another K-0.
K-0 Oh.
EN1D at the inventory room.
EN1D All right. Bossman says I've got to take inventory of the entire factory. Good thing I'm a robot, just like I've always been, and can do... this.
EN1D transform into a scanner. She keeps scanning all the boxes until she beeps R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S., EN1D laughing.
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. Hey, cut that out. That's a form of abuse.
Lord Boxman EN1D, quit this nonsense, and stay on task!
EN1D Sorry, sir! It won't happen again.
Lord Boxman That's okay.
EN1D Really?
Lord Boxman I know it won't.
Lord Boxman activated the rebooting button, have EN1D exploded and replaced with another EN1D.
Lord Boxman And R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S., what is the meaning of this?!
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. You said you wanted all the stuff in the boxes moved into crates, and all the crates stuff moved into boxes.
Lord Boxman No, you nitwit! I said I wanted all the crate stuff moved into the boxes, and all the box stuff moved into the crates.
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. Huh?
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. exploded, K-0 is going to the garbage, but exploded. EN1D is moving on the floor, but exploded. R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. is going to the restroom, but exploded. After every minutes, K-0, EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. feeling exhausted.
K0 I'm exhausted. I didn't know it was possible to feel so tired in my immortal robot body.
EN1D Life is hard.
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. Maybe it will be okay if we took a quick oil break.
K-0, EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. sneaks, tip-toeing in the oil break, EN1D sneaks into the oil, but Lord Boxman pops out.
Lord Boxman Bots, why aren't you working?!
EN1D I… we were… we are just…
Lord Boxman I heard enough. If you three can't keep up, worry no longer…
K-0, EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. sighs.
Lord Boxman …because you're all getting…
Lord Boxman in the dark.
Lord Boxman firmware upgrades!
Lord Boxman laughs maniacally.
K-0, EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. are sent to the operation, EN1D got upgraded on her head, R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. got upgraded on his mouth and K-0 got upgraded on his ear. After that, they got sent to Lord Boxman's office.
Lord Boxman Now, there's only one sure-fire way to test out these upgrades.
K-0, EN1D and R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. gulp. Scenes to the Gar's Bodega.
Mr. Gar Bodegamen! What is the meaning of this?!
A.U. Darrell, Shannon and Raymond as bodega workers, A.U. Darrell is angry while A.U. Shannon and A.U. Raymond texting. A.U. Darrell's name: "Darrell": Crabby Clerk", A.U. Shannon's name: "Shannon: Bratty Cashier, A.U. Raymond's name: "Raymond: Sporty Stockboy.
Mr. Gar Explain yourselves!
A.U. Darrell I was just being a hard-working human, like I always am. It was Shannon's job, to set out the gloop tribes.
A.U. Shannon Uh, ew. I'm not touching those filthy things.
A.U. Raymond Boss, may I leave early? I've got sports practice today.
A.U. Shannon Oh, me, too. I have practice, too.
Mr. Gar is getting angry.
Mr. Gar Nobody's leaving until all this gloop is cleaned up!
A.U. Shannon It's cool. Darrell can do it.
A.U. Darrell I already have a million things to do!
Alarm blaring. Before the sky turns purple, A.U. Darrell, A.U. Shannon and A.U. Raymond grumbles.
A.U. Darrell punches K-0, K-0 launch his laser cannons to shoot, but A.U. Darrell dodging, and is lifted high by A.U. Raymond and A.U. Shannon is about to kick while in her phone, but R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. dodged it. EN1D used her hands to change to buzzsaws and A.U. Darrell spin his beanie to fight it off. K-0 keep pulling A.U. Raymond's ears. R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. is eating nuts and A.U. Shannon kicks him.
A.U. Darrell Um, can't you tell we don't have time for this baloney?
A.U. Shannon Could you come back later?
A.U. Raymond Daddio's very cross with us right now.
K-0 We can't just come back later.
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S You should be grateful that we even made time to destroy you.
EN1D Maybe you should spend a day in our feet and see how you like it!
Warlock laughing.
A.U. Robots and A.U. Bodega gang Huh?
Warlock I see my magic has worked its magic. Now that's you've learned the grass isn't always greener, I imagine you'll want me to switch you back to your normal selves. Yes?
K-0 Who are you?
A.U. Shannon And what do you mean by "normal selves"?
Warlock Well, with you being evil robots, and you being daring heroes, of course. Back to normal.
A.U. Raymond How dare you?
A.U. Shannon You came to the wrong bodega, pal.
A.U. Darrell We're hard-working heroes.
EN1D And as if we could ever be heroes.
EN1D spits.
K-0 Yeah. We fight heroes, and love doing it.
R.A.D.I.C.L.E.S. Robots forever!
A.U. Darrell Let's teach this creep a lesson.
K-0 Agreed.
Warlock Zoinks. I've got to get out of here.
Dynamite Watkins So, OK K.O. has taken the world by--
Warlock interrupts the interview after he enters the modern alternate universe.
Warlock Huh?
The audience remain silent.
Warlock This doesn't seem right. (laughs nervously) My apologies.
Warlock leaves and enters the underwater universe, but went back. He enters the baby-shaped universe.
Warlock Eh, I like the last one better.
Warlock enters the different universe.
Warlock Hmm.
Warlock hears the yelling, it's the same universe where robots and bodega trio are fighting.
Warlock Ah, yes. There's the robots, and there's the heroes. Well, seems like this universe is the right one.
The boom shocked the Warlock. Scene to Boxmore, where Lord Gar-Man jumps in. Lord Gar-Man's name appears.
Lord Gar-Man If you rickety robots can't do the job, I'll just do it myself!
Scene to the bodega where Mr. Box-Gar smash the door.
Mr. Box-Gar Over my cold tukus.
Mr. Box-Gar's name appears.
Mr. Box-Gar Come and get some, bucko!
Warlock stares at Mr. Box-Gar and Lord Gar-Man fighting each other and shrugs.
Warlock Eh, close enough.
Warlock whistles and walks away while Lord Gar-Man and Mr. Box-Gar keeps fighting until they both get punched in the faces.
Lord Gar-Man We deserve this.
Mr. Box-Gar coughing.
Mr. Box-Gar Was that a warlock?
The end.

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