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[The episode starts off at the exterior of Lakewood Public School]

Dendy: Okay, then I will trade you for your… Limited edition Cowboy Darrell!

K.O.: [Laughs] No way! He’s, like, the rarest villain card I own!

Dendy: That is not true. You also have… [points to the Shadowy Figure Pow Card] this one!

K.O.: Oh. Um, yeah… [tries to hide that pow card] I forgot.

Dendy: Shadowy Figure never did return after last time, did he?

K.O.: I think we’ve seen the last of him. Uh, what if I trade you… [Tries to trade one of his Pow Card]

Dendy: And what of your… turbonic form?

K.O.: Y-you mean T.K.O.? Well, I guess he’s still inside me somewhere? I— I don’t like thinking about it.

Dendy: How very fascinating.

Classmate: Everybody pipe down, will ya?! I think teach is comin—[Miss Quantum slams the door on the kid]

Miss Quantum: Morning, class. Everyone have a good weekend?

Classmates: Yes, Miss Quantum.

Miss Quantum: Well, that's great, ‘cause I spent mine failing all of your quizzes again! [Tosses the quizzes] What is wrong with all of you?! Did any of you even try?

[Clock ticking, a slow fart is heard and classmates laugh]

Miss Quantum: Okay, that’s fine. You kids think you’re just too clever for quizzes. Well, in that case, I’ll be looking forward to all your brilliant submissions to this year’s… [laser gun blasts words on the chalkboard] Mystery Science Fair 201X! [The chalkboard fell]

Nanini: But, Miss Quantum, I thought you— [Books fall on her]

Miss Quantum: What have I told you about raising your hand? [Nanini raises her hand] Yes, Nanini?

Nanini: I thought you said the science fair was optional.

Miss Quantum: Oh! Oh, I did say that, didn’t I? [Breathes fire] Well, I changed my mind! You are all now required to submit a project for the fair… by tomorrow!

[Classmates groan]

Genesis: That’s so unfair! There’s not enough time!

Miss Quantum: Oh, quit your boo-hooin’ and get crackin’. Unless, of course, you’d rather be suspended from school like poor Lil’ Bobo out there.

[Bobo is shown to be tied up and literally suspending from school]

Bobo: Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo.

Miss Quantum: The winner will receive a blue ribbon and extra credit. [Shows a hologram of a blue ribbon] But I must warn you, I’m not easily impressed. Dendy. [Glares at Dendy] Now get to work!

K.O.: Oh! What do we do?!

Dendy: Do not worry, K.O.. I have the perfect idea for our project. [Cheering sound effect is heard]

K.O.: Oh, Dendy! What’s it gonna be about?

Dendy: Unleashing T.K.O..

K.O.: Wait, what!?

[Bell rings. K.O. is seen dragging himself to Dendy’s legs]

K.O.: [Crying] Dendy, why?! [Sobs and sniffles]

Dendy: [Sighs] Allow me to explain. [Shows a demonstration of their science fair] You, K.O., are the only person I know with the ability to harness energy as T.K.O.! If I could identify what it is exactly that triggers your turbonic transformation, it’d be a scientific breakthrough!

K.O.: But it’s scary bein’ T.K.O.! I lose all control! [Gasps] What if I hurt someone again?! What if I hurt you?!

Dendy: Oh, K.O., I assure you [opens locker] we will be perfectly safe in a controlled environment, using only state-of-the art equipment. Now, please, step inside.

K.O.: Mm! Okay, Dendy, I trust you. [Steps inside the locker] Just no needles or anything, okay?

Dendy: [Steps in as well] Of course. Destination—secret lab.

K.O.: Did you say secret lab?!

[Dendy pushes the button to be transported to the secret lab and K.O. screams along the way]

K.O.: What? We came up? But weren’t we just…

Dendy: I’ll give you a physics lecture later, K.O..

K.O.: Whoa! What’s this?! What’s that?! What’s those?! So many sats, I don’t know what is! [Inhales] Whoo! [Dendy takes away an experiment from K.O.]

Dendy: I’d rather you didn’t push this button, K.O., for it is very important. [Flashbacks] This was my very first invention. Euweka!

K.O.: Neat!

Dendy: Pressing the button on top would expose it to the elements, destroying my most cherished and preserved memory.

K.O.: Neat.

Dendy: First things first. [On the computer] In order to unleash T.K.O., we’ll need to run a series of tests. To that end, I have programmed the TKOmeter.

K.O.: T.K.O. meter?

Dendy: Ometer. TKOmeter. It’ll measure which variables result in the production of turbonic energies.

K.O.: Say what now?

Dendy: Put simply, the closer we get the needle to here, [Points the TKOmeter hologram] the closer you are to becoming T.K.O..

K.O.: Hey—you promised no needles!

Dendy: Take off your shirt.

[K.O. is doing a set of experiments while Dendy is analyzing the TKOmeter. She tries methods to unleash T.K.O. quickly, such as K.O. stepping on toy bricks, a robot shark attack, and K.O. dressed up as a monkey to steal a monkey’s banana]

[K.O. does a set of inkblot test]

K.O.: Necktie. Briefcase. A daddy. A daddy. Another daddy. And the rest of these are all daddies.

Dendy: [Writes on a clipboard] Hmm.

K.O.: [Gets the banana from the monkey] Hoo-hoo, yes!

Dendy: So far all the variables have produced minimal results. Still no closer to unlocking the secrets of turbo power. [Monkey screeching] Perhaps it’s time… [Holds a plastic knife and cuts pizza] for lunch.

K.O.: Oh, thank crackers! I sure hope we’re almost finished. I’m… in a lot of pain.

Dendy: We would be, if I could make sense of this data. [Eats the pizza]

K.O.: Olives?

Dendy: Huh?!

K.O.: [Spitting olives from the pizza] Oh, the whole pizzas ruined! Even if you pick ‘em off, you can still see they were there. [Throws pizza] I wished I had the power to destroy all olives.

Dendy: That’s it. [Throws pizza] One feeling alone won’t produce turbo power. But many feelings result in a prime feeling —powerlessness! Lunch is over! [Drags K.O. to the computer]

K.O.: Can I put my shirt back on?

Dendy: This will only take a moment.

[Dendy opens a simulation titled Friendly Fire]

K.O.: Cool! Videos game!

Dendy: Simulation.

[Opens the simulation to the Bodega]

K.O.: Wow!

Dendy: In this scenario, the bodega is engulfed in a plasma fire.

K.O.: What?

Dendy: Rad, Enid, and Mr. Gar are all trapped inside with 30 seconds till incineration.

[Simulation countdowns]

K.O.: No!

Dendy: You can only save one. Who will you save?

K.O.: All of them!

Dendy: Impossible. 20 seconds remain.

K.O.: Can’t I put out the fire?

Dendy: No. 15 seconds.

K.O.: This isn’t fair. I don’t want to play this. Let’s just stop! [Needle is coming close to the TKO of the TKOmeter]

Dendy: 10 seconds.

K.O.: Stop! Stop, stop!

Dendy: 9, 8, 7…

K.O.: [Crying] Why would you do this to me, Dendy? I’d never do this you!

Dendy: I know you’d never do this to me… because you are the test subject, and I’m the one running the experiment. Welp, they’re all incinerated.

[Simulation is done with three tombstones] We’ll just run the simulation again. And this time, K.O., try to—

[K.O. turns into T.K.O.]

T.K.O.: [growls] It’s T.K.O.!

Dendy: Fascinating. Test subject’s turbonic energy readings are…

T.K.O.: [Piles on Dendy] That’s all K.O. is to you, huh—a lab rat?!

Dendy: A guinea pig would be more apt.

T.K.O.: [Chuckles] You know, it’s funny. You can’t have a lab rat without a lab! [Throws a chair on Dendy’s monitor]

Dendy: My monitor! [T.K.O. laughs] It’s okay. I’ve planned for such a contingency. [Pushes a button to trap T.K.O.]

T.K.O.: What is this?

Dendy: Just a little emergency containment unit, you’ll [T.K.O. busts the containment]

T.K.O.: Still think you’re in control here, huh? Well, I got news for you, science baby — I’m running the experiment now.

Dendy: Uh-oh.

[Dendy tries to get T.K.O.]

T.K.O.: And I want to know what happens when I do this! [Smashes the incubator]

Dendy: My incubator!

T.K.O.: And this! [Smashes a plasma orb]

Dendy: My plas-a-ma orb!

[T.K.O. laughs and smashes an observatory]

Dendy: Get out of my observatory!

T.K.O.: [Smashes another machinery and steps on a toy brick] You! [Growls]

Dendy: T.K.O. is out of control. [Steps back] What should I—[Grunts] Huh?

[T.K.O. growls and chuckles]

[Dendy takes her first experiment to safety and T.K.O. snatches it]

Dendy: Aah!

T.K.O.: Yoink!

Dendy: No!

T.K.O.: You really love this stinky ol’ bean, don’t you?

Dendy: Please do not do this!

T.K.O.: Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh! Yeah, okay. Aha! Hmm.

Dendy: Stop it!

T.K.O.: Stop what?! This? [About to push the button]

Dendy: No! No! [Groans]

[T.K.O. laughs]

Dendy: You are insufferable! Let the real K.O. back!

T.K.O.: Oh! But the real K.O. just can’t wait to find out what Dendy will do once her greatest treasure is destroyed.

Dendy: That is untrue! K.O. is my friend, and he’d never disregard my feelings just to see me pushed to my limits, like— like… [Remembers the stuff she made K.O. do] …I’ve been doing to him… this whole time. Prehaps I have not been the best friend to you, K.O..

T.K.O.: Huh? M-M-my power— where’d it go?! [Falls and screams]

[Dendy has a choice to save T.K.O. or her first experiment, she saves T.K.O.]

T.K.O.: Ha! Fool! Look a what you’ve let happen to your most prized possession! [Laughs]

Dendy: That does not matter. I care much more about K.O. than I do any experiment! And I am very sorry that I have not really shown that to be true. Can you forgive me? [T.K.O. transforms back to K.O.]

K.O.: Of course.

Dendy: [Hugs K.O.] K.O.! I am happy you’re back.

K.O.: Me, too. And I feel like I had a tiny bit more control over T.K.O. this time. You were right. Maybe we should keep studying this. Sorry about your lab, though.

Dendy: It’s an easy fix.

K.O.: Do you think we got some good data for the project, at least?

Dendy: Actually, I thought of something better we could do instead.

[Dendy and K.O. present their experiment]

Dendy: So…as you can see, the positive vibrations subject K.O. is emitting is reaching frequencies capable of powering small appliances, boosting resistance to illness, and I theorize this power, could even neutralize the effects made by those with negative power levels—a.k.a villains.

K.O.: Here’s a diorama! Friendship conquers all!

Dendy: Impressed, Miss Quantum?

Miss Quantum: No.

Dendy: What! Why?!

Miss Quantum: Eh, it’s a cute idea, I just think group four did it better.

[Nanini and Genesis’s experiment, The “Power” of Love, shows them holding hands to power a lightbulb]

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Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season 1 Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutParents DayWe Got HackedRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InPlaza ShortsLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!RMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season 2 Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal ExamsSoda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesMonster PartyCrossover NexusSuper Black FridayPlaza AloneAll in the VillainySidekick ScoutsWhacky JaxxyzProject Ray WayI Am JethroGarQuestGar Trains Punching JudyBeach EpisodeOK A.U.!KO's Health WeekRad's Alien SicknessDark Plaza
Season 3 We Are HeroesKO, Rad, and Enid!TKO RulesChip's DamageK.O. vs. FinkThe K.O. TrapWhatever Happened to... Rippy Roo?Planet XDeep Space VacationBig RevealRadical RescueLet's Meet SonicLet's Get ShadowyYou're a Good Friend, KORed Action 3: Grudgement DayCarlDendy's Video ChannelLet's Fight to the EndThank You for Watching the Show
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