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This is a transcribed copy of "Legends of Mr. Gar".
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| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| [Darrell vandalizes the Lakewood Plaza Turbo sign with spray painting "Smells Bad"] | |
| [Darrell laughs maniacally] | |
| Enid | You're going down, Darrell! |
| [Darrell falls from the ladder while K.O., Rad, Enid, and Mr. Gar stares at him] | |
| Mr. Gar | You've messed with the plaza for the last time, bucket of bolts! And you can send that message to Lord Boxman! |
| Enid | First class! |
| Rad | Signed, sealed, and delivered! |
| K.O. | Yeah, in an envelope! [Puts the envelope in a mailbox. The envelope whacks Darrell] |
| Mr. Gar | Thanks for the backup on that trash-talk, team. |
| [Darrell prepares to punch Mr. Gar's face, but dodges his arm] | |
| [K.O. gasps] | |
| [Darrell runs to punch Mr. Gar, but he switches sides and retrieves his sunglasses] | |
| [Enid, K.O., and Rad all gasps] | |
| [Darrell was about drill Mr. Gar, but dodges him again. Mr. Gar drinks coffee and he uses his elbow to smash Darrell] | |
| [Enid, K.O., and Rad all gasps again while the titlecard appears] | |
| [Mr. Gar drinks coffee again] | |
| K.O. | Our boss is the dang coolest. |
| Rad | Uh-huh. |
| Enid | Totally. |
| Mr. Gar | Don't just lay there impressed! Drop and give me 20! |
| K.O. | Uh, 20 whats, sir? |
| Mr. Gar | 20... [Turns his back] everything! |
| K.O., Enid, & Rad | [Exercises] 1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2... |
| Mr. Gar | Ahh. [His watch beeps] All right, team, wrap it up and get back to work! Duty calls! *whistles* [His car comes at his sight, and Mr. Gar jumps on top of it] |
| K.O. | Wow! Where you headed, Mr. Gar? |
| Mr. Gar | [Takes off sunglasses with another one still on them] Classified information. Secret missions. [Vanishes] |
| K.O. | I already knew about Mr. Gar from his pow card. But it wasn't until my first day [cartwheels] that I learned how amazing he really is! [Rad levitates him] Ooh! *giggles* |
| Rad | You thought he was amazing on your first day, brush head? |
| K.O. | *laughs* Yeah! |
| Rad | [Uses K.O.'s hair as a broom] Well, you should have seen him on mine! |
| [Pans to Rad's flashback] | |
| Mr. Gar | [Reading Rad's resume] Huh... |
| Rad | [Laying back] I know. I know. You've never seen a better candidate to work here. *chuckles* 'Cause my greatest strength is my raw strength. |
| Mr. Gar | *grumbles* Greatest weakness? |
| Rad | *chuckles* Well... I don't know my own strength. Pew! Bulls-eye. |
| Mr. Gar | *grumbles* Then how do you know it's your greatest strength? [Rad falls from the chair] *sighs* Kids these days. [Alarm blares] Huh?! |
| [A Boxmore box falls from the sky. Opening it up to reveal Shannon] | |
| Shannon | [Unleashes her weapons] *laughs maniacally* It's me, Shannon, here to destroy the plaza! |
| [Rad pants] | |
| Mr. Gar | Oh. Perfect timing. [Grabs Rad's antennas] |
| [People are screaming and running away from Shannon's antics as she laughs] | |
| Mr. Gar | [Drags Rad out of the Bodega] Now, why don't you show me that great strength of yours? |
| Rad | I'm on it, boss man! [Shannon shoots her cannon] Hey, you there! You better stop that nasty biz or big Rad is gonna— [Shannon punches him with her mallet as Rad slides over to Mr. Gar] |
| Mr. Gar | And where did that great strength of yours go? |
| Rad | Hey! I was— I was... lying, okay?! |
| Mr. Gar | *sighs deeply* You must have some sort of special power move. |
| Rad | [Picking his beard hair] Well... I've got, like, this levitation beam. But, literally, like, everybody in my family can do it. It's nothing special. |
| Mr. Gar | Use it. Use it, son. [Pushes Rad to Shannon] |
| Shannon | *laughs* [Rad catches her with his beam] Huh?! [He levitates her up] |
| Rad | Hey, Mr. Gar, it worked! |
| Mr. Gar | [Smashes Shannon] Felt pretty good, didn't it? [Puts his arm on Rad's shoulder] Sometimes it's the things that we're shamed of that are worth being proud of. That beam is a gem to be polished. You're hired! |
| Rad | [Blushes] Whoa. |
| Mr. Gar | Now lift those junk robot parts out of here! |
| Rad | [Salutes] Yes, sir! Ha! [Levitates the robot parts] One! Two! Three! [Next scene shows the present. Rad flexes his biceps] And you can see all that lifting led to the godly physique I have today. |
| K.O. | Wow! |
| Rad | You see, little man, [Grabs K.O.'s hair] Mr. Gar taught me to appreciate something I was embarrassed about. |
| Enid | So, Mr. Gar taught you to be even more full of yourself? Grody. At my first day at work... [Scene pans to her flashback] I was very eager to please— too eager. [Dogmun approaches to the counter] Uh, welcome, valued customer! Can I help... you? Was— was there something you needed help finding? [Dogmun shoots out a bone] Uh... That'll be... 12 technos, sir. [Dogmun shoots out money] [Inhales deeply, groans. Places the bone into a bag. Chuckles nervously] Have a punch-tastic day. Bye! [Dogmun leaves] Blecch! Mangy mutt! Why couldn't he have used a cart or a basket like a normal— |
| Skateboard Nerd | *coughs* Gew. |
| Enid | Oh! My apologies, sir! Welcome to Gar's Hero Supply and Bodega! Is there anything I can help you with? |
| Skateboard Nerd | I have just walked into your rinky-dink store and cannot find the wheel polish! [Enid looks to see the Wheel Polish inventory is empty] Where is it? |
| Enid | Uh... *chuckles nervously* I'm terribly sorry, sir, we seem to be all out of wheel polish, so— |
| Skateboard Nerd | No wheel polish?! *screams* |
| Mr. Gar | Is there a problem here?! |
| Enid | Mr. Gar! |
| [Mr. Gar growls] | |
| Skateboard Nerd | You bet there's a problem here, Lumps-A-Lot! I've been trying to locate the wheel polish, and your register weasel here is acting like a real snark-aroni & cheese! Then she says you're out of wheel polish! But I am a customer! And the customer gets what he wants! |
| Mr. Gar | Thank you for your feedback. |
| Enid | M-Mr. Gar, I— |
| Mr. Gar | Enid, I'm gonna teach you a very important lesson. |
| Skateboard Nerd | *chuckles* Yeah! That the customer is always— [Mr. Gar picks him up] Huh? |
| Mr. Gar | We're all out of wheel polish!! Sorry we can't help you!! Thank you for shopping at Gar's!! [Enid drops her jaw] Enid... finish helping this customer. I believe he was on his way out? |
| Enid | *gasps* Yes, sir! Have a punch-tastic day! Bye!! [Her mouth shouts out the text, BYE! and sends Skateboard Nerd flying to the sky] |
| Skateboard Nerd | Nooooo!! Noooo!! Nooo!! Gaah! [Explodes] |
| Enid | Uh... Mr. Gar, I— |
| Mr. Gar | Enid, remember this— The customer isn't always right. And you have the strength to say so. A true hero needs to be brave enough to look at someone head-on before rolling their eyes at them. The counter is power! Own it! |
| Enid | [Heads back to the counter and puts her feet on top of it. Pans to the present day] And that's pretty much why Mr. Gar is so great— [Picks her nose] He helped me be myself without any regard or empathy for my fellow man. [Touches K.O.'s cheek] |
| K.O. | Wow! |
| Crinkly Wrinkly | [Enters the Bodega] Now wait just a darn-diddly second here! You green young'uns know nothing at all! Let me tell you about the real Mr. Gar. Once upon a t— *coughs, clears throat* *deep voice* Once upon a time... [Next scene shows Mr. Gar up in the clouds] Many, many years ago, there was a great man named... |
| Chorus | ♪ Mr. Gar. ♪ |
| [Mr. Gar grumbles] | |
| Narrator | He lived along the clouds with his robot friend, Plazamo. |
| Plazamo | [Climbs up on Mr. Gar's shoulder] Plazamo! *giggles* |
| Narrator | One day, he descended from the clouds with Plazamo, to create a shopping destination for all the people of Lakewood. [Mr. Gar sets foot on the ground] |
| Chorus | ♪ Mr. Gar. ♪ |
| Narrator | He raised his mighty hand to the sky, and struck the ground! |
| Chorus | ♪ Mr. Gar. ♪ |
| Narrator | And with his powerful foot, he split open the chasm! |
| Chorus | ♪ Mr. Gar. ♪ |
| Narrator | [Mr. Gar holds out Plazamo] And with that, it was time to bid his robot friend good-bye. [Plazamo walks on the ground] Plazamo marched bravely to its final destination to fulfill its duty. |
| Plazamo | Bye-bye! *giggles* |
| [Plazamo generates the Lakewood Plaza Turbo] | |
| Narrator | With the help of Plazamo, Lakewood Plaza turbo was born! |
| Mr. Gar | Mm-hmm. |
| Narrator | Ah, wait! Wait! One more thing. |
| Mr. Gar | Hmm! |
| Narrator | Ah, yes. |
| [Mr. Gar gets a rock and eats it. He spits it out to make the sign and places it on the ground] | |
| Chorus | ♪ Mr. Gar. ♪ |
| Narrator | And with the final touch, the plaza was complete. |
| Mr. Gar | [Shrinks to normal size] Ah. |
| Narrator | But it wasn't all peaches and cream. [Lad Boxman throws a box to Mr. Gar] No, siree, Bob. |
| Mr. Gar | Pah! |
| [Mr. Gar chases Lad Boxman] | |
| Narrator | You see, little sprats, Mr. Gar had an enemy, went by the name of... Lad Boxman! |
| [Lad Boxman snickers and barks] | |
| Narrator | He was an ornery little booger and challenged Mr. Gar to a fight. |
| Lad Boxman | Boxman! |
| Narrator | Mr. Gar elbowed him so hard, he saw the curvature of the planet... [Lad Boxman falls] ...and landed in the spot across the street that has come to be known to the locals as Boxmore. [Boxmore was created] |
| Crinkly Wrinkly | The end! |
| Enid | Well, that was a bunch of drivel. |
| Rad | Obviously a fabrication. |
| K.O. | Ha! Amazing! |
| Enid | K.O., you probably shouldn't listen to Crinkly Wrinkly. |
| K.O. | Why's that? |
| Enid | Well... |
| Crinkly Wrinkly | [To the mirror] Who's that?! You got a cane just like mine! *chuckles* |
| K.O. | So, I guess none of that actually happened. |
| Rad | 'Fraid not, little dude. |
| Mr. Gar | No! That's exactly how it happened. Now get back to work! [Levitates] |
| Chorus | ♪ Mr. Gar. ♪ |
| Mr. Gar | Hyah! [Sends K.O. to the bucket with water and mop, Enid to the counter and Rad to a box] |
| Rad | Oh! [A box falls on him] |
| Mr. Gar | Ah. [Heads to his office and closes the door] |
| Chorus | ♪ Mr. Gar. ♪ |
| [END] | |