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Speaker Dialogue
[The episode starts off with Darrell vandalizing the Lakewood Plaza Turbo sign with spray painting “Smells Bad”]
[Darrell laughs maniacally]
Enid You’re going down, Darrell!
[Darrell falls from the ladder while K.O., Rad, Enid, and Mr. Gar stares at him]
Mr. Gar You’ve messed with the plaza for the last time, bucket of bolts! And you can send that message to Lord Boxman!
Enid First class!
Rad Signed, sealed, and delivered!
K.O. Yeah, in an envelope! [Puts the envelope in a mailbox. The envelope whacks Darrell]
Mr. Gar Thanks for the backup on that trash-talk, team.
[Darrell prepares to punch Mr. Gar’s face, but dodges his arm]
[K.O. gasps]
[Darrell runs to punch Mr. Gar, but he switches sides and retrieves his sunglasses]
[Enid, K.O., and Rad all gasps]
[Darrell was about drill Mr. Gar, but dodges him again. Mr. Gar drinks coffee and he uses his elbow to smash Darrell]
[Enid, K.O., and Rad all gasps again while the titlecard appears]
[Mr. Gar drinks coffee again]
K.O. Our boss is the dang coolest.
Rad Uh-huh.
Enid Totally.
Mr. Gar Don’t just lay there impressed! Drop and give me 20!
K.O. Uh, 20 whats, sir?
Mr. Gar 20… [Turns his back] everything!
K.O., Enid, & Rad [Exercises] 1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2…
Mr. Gar Ahh. [His watch beeps] All right, team, wrap it up and get back to work! Duty calls! [Whistles] [His car comes at his sight, and Mr. Gar jumps on top of it]
K.O. Wow! Where you headed, Mr. Gar?
Mr. Gar [Takes off sunglasses with another one still on them] Classified information. Secret missions. [Vanishes]
K.O. I already knew about Mr. Gar from his pow card. But it wasn’t until my first day [cartwheels] that I learned how amazing he really is! [Rad levitates him] Ooh! [Giggles]
Rad You thought he was amazing on your first day, brush head?
K.O. [Laughs] Yeah!
Rad [Uses K.O.’s hair as a broom] Well, you should have seen him on mine!
[Pans to Rad’s flashback]
Mr. Gar [Reading Rad’s resume] Huh…
Rad [Laying back] I know. I know. You’ve never seen a better candidate to work here. [Chuckles] ‘Cause my greatest strength is my raw strength.
Mr. Gar [Grumbles] Greatest weakness?
Rad [Chuckles] Well… I don’t know my own strength. Pew! Bulls-eye.
Mr. Gar [Grumbles] Then how do you know it’s your greatest strength? [Rad falls from the chair] [Sighs] Kids these days. [Alarm blares] Huh?!
[A Boxmore box falls from the sky. Opening it up to reveal Shannon]
Shannon [Unleashes her weapons] [Laughs maniacally] It’s me, Shannon, here to destroy the plaza!
[Rad pants]
Mr. Gar Oh. Perfect timing. [Grabs Rad’s antennas]
[People are screaming and running away from Shannon’s antics as she laughs]
Mr. Gar [Drags Rad out of the Bodega] Now, why don’t you show me that great strength of yours?
Rad I’m on it, boss man! [Shannon shoots her cannon] Hey, you there! You better stop that nasty biz or big Rad is gonna— [Shannon punches him with her mallet as Rad slides over to Mr. Gar]
Mr. Gar And where did that great strength of yours go?
Rad Hey! I was— I was… lying, okay?!
Mr. Gar [Sighs deeply] You must have some sort of special power move.
Rad [Picking his beard hair] Well… I’ve got, like, this levitation beam. But, literally, like, everybody in my family can do it. It’s nothing special.
Mr. Gar Use it. Use it, son. [Pushes Rad to Shannon]
Shannon [Laughs] [Rad catches her with his beam] Huh?! [He levitates her up]
Rad Hey, Mr. Gar, it worked!
Mr. Gar [Smashes Shannon] Felt pretty good, didn’t it? [Puts his arm on Rad’s shoulder] Sometimes it’s the things that we’re shamed of that are worth being proud of. That beam is a gem to be polished. You’re hired!
Rad [Blushes] Whoa.
Mr. Gar Now lift those junk robot parts out of here!
Rad [Salutes] Yes, sir! Ha! [Levitates the robot parts] One! Two! Three! [Next scene shows the present. Rad flexes his biceps] And you can see all that lifting led to the godly physique I have today.
K.O. Wow!
Rad You see, little man, [Grabs K.O.’s hair] Mr. Gar taught me to appreciate something I was embarrassed about.
Enid So, Mr. Gar taught you to be even more full of yourself? Grody. At my first day at work… [Scene pans to her flashback] I was very eager to please— too eager. [Dogmun approaches to the counter] Uh, welcome, valued customer! Can I help… you? Was— was there something you needed help finding? [Dogmun shoots out a bone] Uh… That’ll be… 12 technos, sir. [Dogmun shoots out money] [Inhales deeply, groans. Places the bone into a bag. Chuckles nervously] Have a punch-tastic day. Bye! [Dogmun leaves] Blecch! Mangy mutt! Why couldn’t he have used a cart or a basket like a normal—
Skateboard Nerd [Coughs] Gew.
Enid Oh! My apologies, sir! Welcome to Gar’s Hero Supply and Bodega! Is there anything I can help you with?
Skateboard Nerd I have just walked into your rinky-dink store and cannot find the wheel polish! [Enid looks to see the Wheel Polish inventory is empty] Where is it?
Enid Uh… [Chuckles nervously] I’m terribly sorry, sir, we seem to be all out of wheel polish, so—
Skateboard Nerd No wheel polish?! [Screams]
Mr. Gar Is there a problem here?!
Enid Mr. Gar!
[Mr. Gar growls]
Skateboard Nerd You bet there’s a problem here, Lumps-A-Lot! I’ve been trying to locate the wheel polish, and your register weasel here is acting like a real snark-aroni and cheese! Then she says you’re out of wheel polish! But I am a customer! And the customer gets what he wants!
Mr. Gar Thank you for your feedback.
Enid M-Mr. Gar, I—
Mr. Gar Enid, I’m gonna teach you a very important lesson.
Skateboard Nerd [Chuckles] Yeah! That the customer is always— [Mr. Gar picks him up] Huh?
Mr. Gar We’re all out of wheel polish!! Sorry we can’t help you!! Thank you for shopping at Gar’s!! [Enid drops her jaw] Enid… finish helping this customer. I believe he was on his way out?
Enid [Gasps] Yes, sir! Have a punch-tastic day! Bye!! [Her mouth shouts out the text, BYE! and sends Skateboard Nerd flying to the sky]
Skateboard Nerd Nooooo!! Noooo!! Nooo!! Gaah! [Explodes]
Enid Uh… Mr. Gar, I—
Mr. Gar Enid, remember this— The customer isn’t always right. And you have the strength to say so. A true hero needs to be brave enough to look at someone head-on before rolling their eyes at them. The counter is power! Own it!
Enid [Heads back to the counter and puts her feet on top of it. Pans to the present day] And that’s pretty much why Mr. Gar is so great— [Picks her nose] He helped me be myself without any regard or empathy for my fellow man. [Touches K.O.’s cheek]
K.O. Wow!
Crinkly Wrinkly [Enters the Bodega] Now wait just a darn-diddly second here! You green young-uns know nothing at all! Let me tell you about the real Mr. Gar. Once upon a t— [Coughs, clears throat] [Deep voice] Once upon a time… [Next scene shows Mr. Gar up in the clouds] Many, many years ago, there was a great man named…
Chorus Mr. Gar.
[Mr. Gar grumbles]
Narrator He lived along the clouds with his robot friend, Plazamo.
Plazamo [Climbs up on Mr. Gar’s shoulder] Plazamo! [Giggles]
Narrator One day, he descended from the clouds with Plazamo, to create a shopping destination for all the people of Lakewood. [Mr. Gar sets foot on the ground]
Chorus Mr. Gar.
Narrator He raised his mighty hand to the sky, and struck the ground!
Chorus Mr. Gar.
Narrator And with his powerful foot, he split open the chasm!
Chorus Mr. Gar.
Narrator [Mr. Gar holds out Plazamo] And with that, it was time to bid his robot friend good-bye. [Plazamo walks on the ground] Plazamo marched bravely to its final destination to fulfill its duty.
Plazamo Bye-bye! [Giggles]
[Plazamo generates the Lakewood Plaza Turbo]
Narrator With the help of Plazamo, Lakewood Plaza turbo was born!
Mr. Gar Mm-hmm.
Narrator Ah, wait! Wait! One more thing.
Mr. Gar Hmm!
Narrator Ah, yes.
[Mr. Gar gets a rock and eats it. He spits it out to make the sign and places it on the ground]
Chorus Mr. Gar.
Narrator And with the final touch, the plaza was complete.
Mr. Gar [Shrinks to normal size] Ah.
Narrator But it wasn’t all peaches and cream. [Lad Boxman throws a box to Mr. Gar] No, siree, Bob.
Mr. Gar Pah!
[Mr. Gar chases Lad Boxman]
Narrator You see, little sprats, Mr. Gar had an enemy, went by the name of… Lad Boxman!
[Lad Boxman snickers and barks]
Narrator He was an ornery little booger and challenged Mr. Gar to a fight.
Lad Boxman Boxman!
Narrator Mr. Gar elbowed him so hard, he saw the curvature of the planet… [Lad Boxman falls] …and landed in the spot across the street that has come to be known to the locals as Boxmore. [Boxmore was created]
Crinkly Wrinkly The end!
Enid Well, that was a bunch of drivel.
Rad Obviously a fabrication.
K.O. Ha! Amazing!
Enid K.O., you probably shouldn’t listen to Crinkly Wrinkly.
K.O. Why’s that?
Enid Well…
Crinkly Wrinkly [To the mirror] Who’s that?! You got a cane just like mine! [Chuckling]
K.O. So, I guess none of that actually happened.
Rad ‘Fraid not, little dude.
Mr. Gar No! That’s exactly how it happened. Now get back to work! [Levitates]
Chorus Mr. Gar.
Mr. Gar Hyah! [Sends K.O. to the bucket with water and mop, Enid to the counter and Rad to a box]
Rad Oh! [A box falls on him]
Mr. Gar Ah. [Heads to his office and closes the door]
Chorus Mr. Gar.
[The episode ends]

Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season 1 A: Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!I Am DendySibling RivalryYou Get MeDo You Have Any More in the Back?Just Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaMy Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsYou Are RadLegends of Mr. GarWe Got HackedPlazalympicsWe're CapturedKnow Your MomFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromT.K.O.

B: Stop Attacking the PlazaPlaza ShortsWe've Got FleasOne Last ScoreSecond First DateNo More Pow CardsLet's Watch the PilotA Hero's FateGlory DaysParents DayLet's Have a StakeoutThe Power Is Yours!Rad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InBack in Red ActionOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!Let's Take a MomentRMS & Brandon's First EpisodeMystery Science Fair 201XLet's Not Be SkeletonsLad & LogicAction NewsYou're in Control

Season 2 A: Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellHope This FliesThe Perfect MealPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolPoint to the PlazaThe So-Bad-icalLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionRed Action to the FutureT.K.O.'s HouseSpecial DeliveryDendy's PowerWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal Exams

B: Soda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesCrossover NexusPlaza AloneAll in the VillainyMonster PartyGarQuestSuper Black FridayWhacky JaxxyzSidekick ScoutsProject Ray WayI Am JethroBeach EpisodeRad's Alien SicknessKO's Health WeekGar Trains Punching JudyOK A.U.!Dark Plaza

Season 3 We Are HeroesKO, Rad, and Enid!Let's Meet SonicTKO RulesK.O. vs. FinkChip's DamageThe K.O. TrapWhatever Happened to... Rippy Roo?Planet XDeep Space VacationBig RevealRadical RescueYou're a Good Friend, KOLet's Get ShadowyRed Action 3: Grudgement DayCarlDendy's Video ChannelLet's Fight to the EndThank You for Watching the Show
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