K.O. vs. Fink/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
[Open. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo - Day]
(Carol parks at the parking lot. She turns off her car and departs. K.O. follows her.)
Carol	Ready for another day at the plaza, kiddo?
K.O.	You bet I am! Are you ready, Mommy?
Carol	*fires up* Your momma's always ready! Here, I made you a little snack.
(Carol gives K.O. a cupcake. K.O. gasps in surprise.)
K.O.	*holds cupcake* This is the best day of my life. *hugs Carol* Thank you! I love you, and I'm so happy that you're here.
Carol	Aww, I love you too, K.O. Now, you be good at the bodega. I'll see you after work.
(Carol leaves to the Fitness Dojo.)
K.O.	*waves* Bye, Mommy!
(K.O. heads towards Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega. Meanwhile, Fink spys on K.O. and Carol from Boxmore with a periscope.)
[Trans. Int. Boxmore]
Fink	*growls* That stinkin' K.O. I hate him!
(Fink releases the periscope.)
[Title: K.O. vs. Fink title card and beginning credits]
Fink	Everything is always so "hunky dory" or — or "I love my mommy." Bleh! It's disgusting. *turns to Professor Venomous* Right, Boss?
(Professor Venomous is at his desk, wearing glasses while staring at his phone.)
Professor Venomous	Mm-hmm.
Fink	And I'm gonna go show that baby that things aren't all sunshine and cupcakes.
[Trans. Int. Boxmore]
(Enid stares at her phone while Rad does yoga.)
Rad	Warrior one. Warrior two. Reverse warrior.
(K.O. enters the Bodega.)
K.O.	Hi, Enid! Hi, Rad!
Rad & Enid	Hey, K.O.
(The alarm blares.)
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo]
(The sky opens and the box with a picture of Fink falls to the ground. The box opens, revealing Fink.)
Fink	Bodega men! Come out and play-y-y!
(K.O., Rad, and Enid notices Fink.)
Enid	Oh, it's just Fink.
K.O.	You guys sit back. I'll take care of this myself.
(K.O. heads out to fight Fink. Rad and Enid head back inside. Fink has a backpack of Glorbs.)
K.O.	You're going down, Fink.
Fink	Well, if it isn't Momma's Boy. *chuckles*
K.O.	Huh? Well, yeah, of course that's me. I'm my momma's boy.
(Fink cackles.)
K.O.	What's so funny? Isn't every son their momma's boy?
Fink	*snickers* You know what I heard?!
(Fink presses a button from a backpack and transforms into Turbo Fink.)
Fink	I heard that momma's boys are the weakest!
[Text: Turbo Fink]
K.O.	Hey. That's not very—
(K.O. dodges Fink's turbo attacks.)
K.O.	Whoa!
Fink	You just gonna run away, Momma's Boy?
K.O.	*turns around* Why do you keep calling me that?
(Fink appears besides K.O.)
Fink	I just call 'em like I see 'em.
K.O.	Well, stop it!
(K.O. throws an uppercut but Fink casually dodges. Fink grabs K.O.'s arm.)
Fink	See, you can't do anything without your momma.
(Fink throws K.O. to the ground. Fink appears in front of him, laughs, and steps her foot on K.O.)
Fink	Your momma can't save you now.
K.O.	No, I—
(Fink returns back to her normal self suddenly.)
Fink	What? *checks her backpack* Out of juice already?
(K.O. sends Fink a backflip kick. Fink lands on the ground.)
Fink	I'll be back to play again later, Momma's Boy.
(K.O. runs towards Fink.)
K.O.	You get back here, Fink. I'm not letting you—
(Fink attacks K.O. with her tail. The cupcake pops out from K.O.'s pocket. K.O. gasps as the cupcakes falls to the ground. K.O. goes shocked. The sound of shattering is heard. Fink cackles.)
Fink	Looks like your little snackie got ruined. Why don't you go cry to your mommy?
(Fink then laughs as she heads back to Boxmore, but trips herself. She gets up and cackles as she leaves K.O. K.O. picks up the cupcake.)
K.O.	My lil' cake. Why did she do that?! *looks at the Fitness Dojo* Maybe Mommy has another one?
(K.O. hears Fink laughing at him. Fink appears as an actual rat, mocking K.O. through his imagination.)
Rat Fink	You gonna go cry to her now, Momma's Boy?
K.O.	No. I, um...
(Another rat Fink appears.)
Rat Fink 2	He is a momma's boy.
(The third Rat Fink appears.)
Rat Fink 3	Momma's boy!
Rat Finks	Momma's boy! Momma's boy! Momma's boy!
K.O.	Wait, no! No, stop it. I— I'm not— I'm not— *shouts* I'm not a momma's boy!
(The rat Finks disappear. K.O. lies on the ground.)
K.O.	Oh, I don't like this. Why does this feel so bad?
(K.O. sits up.)
K.O. (V.O.)	I can't be a momma's boy anymore. Wait, doest that mean I have to be an independent boy?
[Trans. Int. Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega]
(Enid stares at her phone and Rad does yoga.)
Rad	Chatarunga. Baby cobra. Downward dog.
(K.O. enters the bodega and walks past Rad and Enid.)
Rad & Enid	Hey, K.O.
(K.O. grabs a garbage bag and walks past Rad and Enid again.)
Rad	Fink all taken care of?
(K.O. turns to Rad and Enid.)
K.O.	Ee-e-e-yea-h-h-h.
(K.O.'s eye twitches when he answers, and his mouth slips off and drops to the ground, shatters. K.O. then leaves the bodega to throw out the garbage. The bodega doors close.)
Rad	Huh?
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo]
(K.O. heads to the dumpster.)
K.O. (V.O.)	Oh, I told them I'll take care of this myself. And I will. Ohh! I'm so mad! Why'd she have to say all that stuff?
(K.O. places the bag on the ground, but a soda can falls down to the pit to the sewer opening hole. K.O. jumps down to the sewer opening hole.)
K.O.	That Fink is so mean.
(Shadowy Figure appears. K.O. turns around from the sewer opening hole.)
K.O.	She's such a— such a—
Shadowy Figure (O.S.)	Such a bully?
K.O.	Yeah. Is this still my inner monologue?
Shadowy Figure	Uh, yes. Your ol' inner monologue. *laughs evilly*
K.O.	You sound a little, uh, different today.
Shadowy Figure (O.S.)	That's because I'm a reflection of how you're feeling, deep down inside.
K.O.	I am feeling pretty poopy.
Shadowy Figure	Getting over a bully is easy peasy.
K.O.	It is?
Shadowy Figure	Yep. All you have to do is get angry.
K.O.	Angry?
Shadowy Figure (O.S.)	It's the only way to stop their mean behavior, with force, if you have to.
(K.O. imagination sees a shadowy silhouette of himself and a silhouette of Fink laughing. K.O. fights Fink. He defeats Fink.)
K.O. (O.S.)	Really
Shadowy Figure	So get mad. Unleash TKO and win by making your bully pay.
K.O.	Oh. TKO is kinda grounded.
Shadowy Figure	Oh. In that case... you win by bringing glorbs back here! Straight to the sewers. *laughs evilly*
(Shadowy Figure disappears.)
K.O.	Hmm. If you say so, inner monologue. *picks up the soda can*
(K.O. walks in the rut.)
K.O.	Alright, time to show Fink exactly how upset she made me. *crushes can*
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo]
(The sky opens another box with a picture of Fink to fall on the ground. The box opens to reveal Fink.)
Fink	*chuckles* Back on my beeswax. Well, well, well, speak of the devil. Finished crying to your mommy?
K.O.	Fink, I am very affected and mad at all the things you said earlier. Say you're sorry!
Fink	Ooh, hate to break it to you, but I brought way more glorbs with me this time around. *shows backpack* You're gonna have to make me, boy scout! Unless you need mommy's permission to pway wiv me again.
(K.O. growls and launches himself with his power fists at Fink.)
K.O.	Aah!
(Fink laughs. She transforms into Turbo Fink. They both grab each other's hands and separate. Fink dodges K.O.'s attacks. Fink spins him around and he crashes in front of the Bodega. Fink dodges his power fists.)
Fink	Aah!
(Fink manipulates K.O.'s power fists and she beats him. Fink cackles and jumps to restrain K.O.)
Fink	Owned again, Momma's Boy.
(K.O. growls.)
Fink	Huh?
(K.O. pushes Fink.)
K.O.	Aah!
(K.O. and Fink dodge each other's attacks. Then, K.O. punches Fink in the air and K.O. kicks her to the ground. Fink growls. K.O. restrains her.)
K.O.	I'm not a mommy boy! Say you're sorry!
Fink	Oh, I'm sorry, alright. Sorry you're such a pathetic momma's boy!
(K.O. growls and loses grip of Fink. Fink kicks him off in the air. Fink uses her turbo kick.)
Fink	Aah!
(Fink kicks K.O. K.O. hits the A and R sign of the Bodega. He and the letters fall down. Fink cackles and approaches to K.O.'s way.)
K.O.	Ow.
Shadowy Figure (O.S.)	Still having trouble?
K.O.	Huh? Inner monologue?
(Shadowy Figure hides in the slot of the sewer drain.)
Shadowy Figure	In the flesh.
(Fink laughs.)
K.O.	I can't beat her. She's too strong.
Shadowy Figure	You're over-thinking things. All you got to do is get angrier.
K.O.	But I channeled as much anger as I could.
Shadowy Figure	Listen, kid, there's always room for more anger.
K.O.	"Kid"?
Shadowy Figure	So get out there and crank it up. And don't forget to bring some glorbs to the sewer. *laughs evilly*
(Shadowy Figure vanishes.)
K.O.	Man, my internal monologue's been a little screwy lately. Maybe I should've had an external monologue with my friends after all. Enid! Rad! I need your help!
(Enid and Rad comes to the rescue.)
Enid & Rad	We're on it, buddy!
Fink	*growls Aah!
(Enid kicks Fink.)
Enid	So, what's really going on, K.O.? Didn't you take care of Fink already?
(Rad fights Fink offscreen.)
K.O.	Um, well, actually, Fink made fun of me for being a momma's boy, and —
(Rad contains Fink with his powers. Enid hops with one leg.)
Rad	What? What's wrong with that?
Enid	Yeah.
(Fink escapes Rad's force and attacks Rad.)
Enid	Carol's a heck of a cool lady.
K.O.	Then why did Fink say all of that stuff?
(Fink chases Rad.)
Enid	Be-e-cause she's one of the bad guys. Duh.
(Fink gnaws on Rad's leg while he resists.)
Rad	Aah! No, stop! Stop!
K.O.	Oh.
Enid	*pats K.O.* If I told you you were a momma's boy because you're strong like her and you love each other, does that sound bad?
K.O.	Um… no, not really.
(Fink lets go of Rad.)
Fink	Huh? No!
(Rad goes to Enid and K.O.)
Rad	Being a momma's boy isn't bad.
(Rad stands up and waters his bald spot.)
Rad	You're lucky to have a mom who loves you lots and takes care of you.
(Rad's hair goes back.)
Enid	Besides, she kicks major butt.
K.O.	But I thought I was supposed to show bullies how angry and hurt they made me.
Enid	Pfft. Where'd you get that silly idea?
Rad	Yeah, dude, the only way to fight back is to talk to people you trust. *puts arm on Enid's shoulders* They'll remind you to keep loving yourself the way you are.
K.O.	Yeah. Yeah! Thanks, guys. I love my mommy!
Fink	Blech! You guys gross me out.
K.O.	That's just fine by us. Right, guys?
Rad & Enid	Right! Right!
(The Bodegamen forms a heart shape with each other.)
K.O.	Bodega love formation complete!
Fink	Is that, uh, supposed to, like, intimidate me or something?
(The Bodegamen's powers combines and forms at the hole of the shape.)
K.O.	We don't intimidate. We appreciate!
K.O., Rad & Enid	Love beam!
(The love beams hits Fink.)
Fink	Huh? No, no, no! This isn't over, you dumb babies!
(Fink flies away to Boxmore. A rainbow appears and an image of a crinkly wrinkly's head with a thumbs up. Carol approaches by.)
Carol	Hey, kiddo.
K.O., Rad & Enid	Huh?
Carol	Ready to go home?
(The Bodegamen hugs Carol.)
K.O., Rad & Enid	Mm!
Carol	K.O., what's gotten into you?
K.O.	I just want you to know that I'm so proud to be a mommy boy and that I'll be one for life.
Carol	Well, shucks, aren't you precious. Thanks, kiddo. And you guys, what's your deal?
Enid	Oh, uh, we just shot a love beam and are filled with residual emotions.
Rad	Yeah. We love you, Ms. Carol, ma'am.
Carol	I see. I love you guys, too.
(Fink screams as she crashes into Professor Venomous' office.)
[Trans. Int. Boxmore]
(Darrell gives Fink a 4 and Shannon gives her a 2 for her landing. Darrell and Shannon leave. Professor Venomous' concentrated by his work. Fink gets up.)
Fink	Boss? Boss! Uh, that stinky momma's boy and his friends blasted me with a love beam!
Professor Venomous	Oh. That's nice.
Fink	Uh, boss, you wouldn't be able to, um, make me a cupcake, would you? I-I kinda got the craving for one.
Professor Venomous	*lifts head* Huh? A cupcake? *sighs* Sorry, Fink. I'm too tired.
Fink	Okay. Whatever. Hey, I know! Maybe we could make them together. What do you say, boss?
Professor Venomous	Ugh. Not now, Fink. Why don't you go play with one of your presents?
Fink	Yes, boss.
Professor Venomous	I'll call you if I need you.
(Fink heads to her room. Darrell and Shannon see her walk by. They close their eyes. As Fink enters her room, she looks back despondent. Fink sighs and kicks a present aside. She lays on her nest.)
[END]