Joe Cuppa/Quotes

Season 1

“		It's not easy being a cup of coffee. I had a hot date last night, and when I say hot, I mean she burned her lips trying to kiss me! Ho!	”
—"Presenting Joe Cuppa"

“		Oh! I can sense someone out in the audience isn't loving my act. Let me guess, you're thinking, "Bean there, done that"?	”
—"Presenting Joe Cupa"

“		All right, you've been a brew-tiful crowd.	”
—"Presenting Joe Cuppa"

“		I'm just here to, uh... get away from the daily grind!	”
—"Presenting Joe Cuppa"

“		I'll be saying some pretty shocking stuff... 'cause I don't have a filter!	”
—"Presenting Joe Cuppa"

“		Hey, don't look at me like that. I'm just trying to espresso myself!	”
—"Presenting Joe Cuppa"

“		Oh. Was that the last straw for you?!	”
—"Presenting Joe Cuppa"

“		Let me give you the skinny, ya doppio, you're the one getting creamed here!	”
—"Presenting Joe Cuppa"

Season 2

“		If you like that, there's a latte more where that came from!	”
—"Super Black Friday"

“		Hey, uh, did you order that triple-shot to go, buddy?	”
—"Super Black Friday"