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| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| (The short starts off with K.O., Enid, and Rad relaxing in the Bodega.) | |
| K.O. | Hmm. I spy with my little eye… something big and… turquoise… and… |
| Rad | I know it’s me, okay?! It’s been me the last five times! |
| Enid | (Laughs and sighs) Oh! Guys, look at the TV! |
| K.O. | (Gasps) It’s on! |
| Rad | (Holding a barrel of dynamite) Do you keep losing power battles and exploding? |
| Enid | (Holds a bag of meat) Come on down to… |
| (K.O. holds a bottle of milk with a punching fist as a lid.) | |
| Mr. Gar | (Hops in) Lakewood Plaza Turbo! Been spending more time on your power couch than in power battles? (Shows a shot of Gertie and Gladys exercising) Ready to toughen up? We got the solution for you! (Pans to the exterior shot of the Fitness Dojo being lifted from Carol) Come down to the Fitness Dojo and get a workout from our resident former Battle World champion Carol! |
| K.O. | (Laughs) Hi, Mommy! |
| Enid | She can’t hear you, you know. |
| K.O. | Yeah. |
| Mr. Gar | When you’re done working up a sweat, work up an appetite! (Shows a shot of customers waiting in line and ordering at Burrito Beardo’s) Grab a bite at one of our many convenient food trucks! What’s that you got there, son? |
| Colewort | (Has a plate of broccoli) Why are you pointing that at me? This isn’t weird, okay? This isn’t weird! So turn it off, okay?! |
| Mr. Gar | Okay, okay! Uh… (Clears throat) Check out our many other amazing stores! Not enough for ya? We also have a frame store! (A picture falls off the frame while Brandon was brooming) Finally, check out Gar’s Bodega. We’ve got a friendly, helpful staff (Shows a shot of Rad, Enid, and K.O.) ready to help you find anything you need— jerky… |
| K.O. | Uh, uh… super milk. |
| Enid | Meat on a bone. |
| Rad | Dynamite. |
| (Pans to the sign.) | |
| Mr. Gar | Lakewood Plaza Turbo! |
| (Shows a map.) | |
| Announcer | Located on Route 175 halfway between Neo Riot City and Battleburg3K. |
| K.O. | That… was… (Voice breaking) perfect. |
| Enid | Wait a sec. There’s more? |
| Rad | Aw, yeah! The blooper reel! |
| Mr. Gar | And action! |
| Rad | Do you keep losing bower pabbles and exploding? |
| (K.O. and Enid laughs.) | |
| Rad | Ugh! Power— Ugh! Quiet! Power battles. Power battles. Okay. I got this. Let’s do it for real. Do you keep losing power bapples— (Enid and K.O. laughs) Bapples?! Dah! (Throws the crates of TNT and became a skeleton) |
| Enid | Huh. Weird. I don’t remember that take. |
| Rad | I do. (His skeleton crumbles) |
| [THE END] | |