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Speaker Dialogue
The opening scene starts on the rainy day at the bodega, where K.O was mopping some floors. Until Potato came in and wet the floor again.
K.O. That's okay!
K.O. mops the floor, humming.
The scene cuts to Enid scanning the items for each customer.
Enid Thanks for shopping at Gar's. Have a punchtastic day. Thank you for shopping at Gar's. Have a punchtastic day.
K.O. (hums) (Jumps after hearing the thunderstorms at Darrel's (formerly Boxmore) Have you guys ever wondered what happened to Lord Boxman?
K.O. sighs.
K.O. I mean it feels like we haven't seen him all season.
Enid Do you think he, like, you know, (points up) went to the big corn field in the sky?
Rad (Interrupts) Ooooooo (gets slapped by Enid) Aah!
K.O. He didn't, (Points up) you know. He just left Boxmore. Maybe he's turn over a new leaf since then.)
The scene cuts to Professor Venomous' Home.
Congress Woman You're demanding one billion technos from the government?! That money belongs to the tax payers! I would never compromise my sworn duty as a public servant as a runner to the likes of (points at Venomous) You! Professor Venomous!
Title card appears.
Professor Venomous (sighs) Did I not mention that I have my Doomsday device fully charged and launched into your coordinates?
Congress Woman (grumbles) You may have won this time, Professor, but mark my words, the scales of lady justice shall fall head heavy upon your head! And I will seek to personally that you are properly punished for your crimes! Within' the ladder of the law! But for now, I will wire you ill-gotten technos.
Venomous checks his watch to see the transfer from Congress Woman is complete, and the message says "Ur Rich(er)!!!" with a techno dollar sign.
Professor Venomous Oh, there we are. Thank you, Ms. Congress Woman. (snaps his fingers)
Congress Woman I'll see you in court!!!
The scene cuts to Fink playing videos game.
Fink (laughs) Bye! Eat chunks, ya scabmunch! Ha! Yes! (gasps) (sees Venomous enter the living room) Boss! You're out of your meeting! You wanna play some videos game with me?
Venomous stares at the window as it's still raining outside.
Professor Venomous (sighs) You know I hate videos game, Fink.
Fink (walks to Venomous' side) What's-a matter, boss? Did those government dummies not cough up the money?
Professor Venomous No, no. I'm just a bit bored, I guess.
Fink Bored, huh? Ooh! How about we go burn down Billiam Milliam's yacht?! It's so funny when he cries.
In Fink's cloud, she and Venomous are laughing evilly while Billiam frets over his hover yacht that was destroyed as it sunk into the water.
Professor Venomous It is funny. But I think I'm just going to go for a nice, relaxing drive. Maybe it'll clear my head.
Fink Ooh! Are you taking the convertible?! Can I drive?!
Professor Venomous I said I wanted a relaxing drive, Fink.
Fink pouts. Venomous takes off his jacket and puts it on the rack wall mount
Professor Venomous Why don't you work on your scales while I'm gone? Just take a break from the videos game, okay? (takes his car keys) I'll be back later.
After Venomous left, Fink then stares at the piano before takes a glance at her paused videos game. She then laughs as she decides to play videos game instead of practicing on the piano. Cut to the scene where Professor Venomous opens the garage door and heads to his car. Just when Venomous is about to get inside his car, he hears rattling coming from the trash can.
Professor Venomous Hmm? (opens the lid of the trash can) What the...?!
Inside the trash can is Lord Boxman now disheveled.
Professor Venomous Boxman?! What are you doing in my trash can?
Lord Boxman Oh, is this yours? Well, guess ya sleep in one trash can, you've slept in 'em all. (laughs)
Boxman shakes the trash can until he falls down to the ground.
Professor Venomous Why aren't you at Boxmore? Did the board finally shut you down?
Lord Boxman Oh, no, it's -- it's still operating. More profitable than ever. (chuckles) Matter of fact, my son, Darrell, uh, you remember my son, Darrell, don't you? Well, funny story, he destroyed my baby, staged a coup, shot me into the sun, and now he runs the company. (chuckles again) Kids, right?
Boxman chuckles until he begins to sob.
Professor Venomous Ah, well, I should be going.
Lord Boxman Can I stay with you?!
Professor Venomous What?
Lord Boxman Just for a few days! I really don't have anywhere else to go. It's been, oh, so long since I've been in an evil lab. I guess I just wanna scratch that itch, y'know? This could be a chance for me to get back to doing some real villainy!
Professor Venomous Mmmmm. Fine. Whoa!
Lord Boxman (hugs Venomous and spins around) Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much!
The scene cuts to Fink playing videos games.
Fink (laughs) (the door suddenly opens) Eep! I was only taking a break! I...
Fink finds Lord Boxman holding a suitcase. The sound of a foghorn is heard.
Fink Boxbutt!
Fink hisses at Boxman and attempts to push Boxman out of the house.
Fink Get out of our house, you stink man!
Professor Venomous stops Fink by holding her up by the ears.
Professor Venomous He's not a stink man.
Professor Venomous lets go of Fink, Fink yelps.
Professor Venomous He's our guest. At least for the next couple of days.
Boxman chuckles sheepishly. Fink stares at Boxman before she pulls Venomous away so she can talk to him in private.
Fink Boss, are you seriously gonna let this bozo live with us?!
Fink gives a pout.
Professor Venomous He's not living here. Boxman's been through a lot, and doesn't really have any other villains he can turn to. You never know. Maybe he'll be fun to have around.
Venomous smiles as Fink grumbles in dismay. The scene cuts to the next morning at Professor Venomous' home. Professor Venomous is doing some research at his lab. He carefully carries a tiny cell on the glass.
Professor Venomous Careful.
Suddenlly, the eletricity at Venomous' home powers down and Venomous startles as he drops the tiny cell and the glass shatters. Venomous groans as the power is back on. He looks down at his ruined research on the floor.
Professor Venomous (shouts) Boxma-a-a-a-a-n!
At the living room, Boxman is shown lying on the floor after an unknown explosion he caused and Venomous runs towards him.
Professor Venomous What is going on in here?
Lord Boxman Well, I've just been tinkering on a little project is all. Feels so nice to get my evil juices flowing again.
Professor Venomous What the...? (sees the mess Boxman made in the living room) What is all this garbage doing in here?
Lord Boxman Well, since I'm staying here now, I thought I might as well make myself at home and put up some personal artifacts.
Boxman puts a photo of Darrel in his adolescence wearing Sunday clothes on the fireplace.
Fink Yuck!
Professor Venomous (picks up the clothes from the floor) No, no, no, no, no, no!
But Venomous ends up throwing them in the air.
Professor Venomous It's not supposed to look like this!
Lord Boxman But it -- It's been so long since I've had a place my evil lair.
Professor Venomous Are you wearing my shirt? Take that off!
The shirt Boxman's wearing suddenly rips off in half.
Professor Venomous And clean up this mess!
Venomous leaves the room. Fink gives Boxman a loser hand gesture and sticks her tongue at him.
Fink Nyah-nyah!
Fink left the living room. The scene cuts to Venomous having a meeting via vid-phone with the Board of Evil Investors: Cosma, Vormulax, and Billiam Milliam.
Cosma This is a large sum of capital. Have you considered what we should be investing in?
Fink is scribbling something with a pen.
Professor Venomous Maybe we can buy even more weapons, broaden our reach. Look, I have a literal Doomsday ray about 10 feet away from me. (gives Fink another pen as she scribbles something with two pens) For all I care, we can threaten the Congresswoman again, and she'll give us whatever we want.
Cosma (raises her hand in disagreement) That's far too risky!
Professor Venomous Well...
Boxman is singing in the background.
Lord Boxman ♪ It's-a some-a kinda good, oh ♪
Venomous is startled by Boxman's singing.
Professor Venomous What?
Lord Boxman ♪ Ah, solo mio ♪ ♪ I'm gonna eat it all up-oh ♪
Cosma Professor, what--
Professor Venomous (interrupts Cosma) Do whatever you want! I gotta go!
Venomous and Fink head to the kitchen to find Boxman singing while cooking something from the oven.
Lord Boxman ♪ 'Cause it's-a som'in kinda good ♪ ♪ You're gonna love it ♪ ♪ You're gonna wanna put it in your face ♪
Boxman takes out a strange looking casserole from the oven.
Lord Boxman Howdy, babies! I made some of my famous blunch! (moves the spoon of his blunch to Venomous) Here comes da twain!
Venomous swatted the spoon away from his face.
Lord Boxman Whoa!
The spoon containing Boxman's blunch falls to the floor.
Lord Boxman You don't want to try my blunch?
Venomous' face angrily turns red and Venomous snaps.
Professor Venomous (shouts) Boxman, for the last time, clean up this filth and stop ruining my laboratory!
Venomous turns into a mutant humanoid snake and hisses at Boxman.
Lord Boxman Clean up? Oh, you're so sweet, Professor. (takes off his dirty shirt and places it on Venomous' head) I've been toiling away in here and I haven't had a shower all year.
Boxman chuckles as he leaves the kitchen. Venomous takes Boxman's shirt off his head and sighs in dismay. The scene cuts to Venomous placing a mutant bonsai and some equipment on the table before putting his gloves on. Venomous inhales deeply before trimming his mutant bonsai.
Professor Venomous Everything will be okay.
Cuts to Boxman taking a shower while singing.
Lord Boxman ♪ Oh, it's-a som'in kinda good ♪ (gets out from the shower wearing a towel and another towel around his head) ♪ And you're gonna want to put it in your face cause-- ♪
Boxman accidentally slips off from the water puddle.
Lord Boxman Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Boxman slides around Professor Venomous' house.
Lord Boxman Whooooooa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Aaaaah! (crashes onto the Doomsday ray) Oh!
Boxman accidentally activates Doomsday device. Professor Venomous' home suddenly explodes. Venomous remains unharmed after the explosion and Fink pops out from the pile.
Boxman Aah!
Boxman destroys the mutant bonsai and falls onto the ground.
Boxman (looks at Venomous) Ohh! Hey, there, P.V.
Venomous slowly turns to Boxman with a wry smile. The sound of a thunder is heard.
Lord Boxman That's a nice, uh, pile of mush you're working on there.
Boxman chuckles.
Professor Venomous You... have become the most terrible, ineffective villain. I wonder, will you ever stop disappointing me?
Fink You stink, Boxman!
Lord Boxman Oh, I'm so sorry, Professor. Do you ever think I can make it up to you?
Professor Venomous (scoffs) I'm not sure there's anything that'll cheer me up right now.
Lord Boxman Well, there's one thing I can always count on to soothe my soul. (shouts) Attacking the Plaza! You know, that little shrimp K.O. and his shrimpy little friends?
Professor Venomous Thanks to you, I have nothing left I could possibly attack the Plaza with!
Lord Boxman Well, I have been tinkering on this little, old thing, since you've been letting me crash at your pad and all.
Professor Venomous Explain.
Lord Boxman I made something special for Fink!
Boxman changes into his regular attire as he opens the garage. Fink gasps as she stares at Boxman's latest invention.
Lord Boxman Ta-da! The Rat Trike!

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