Transcript
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Speaker | Dialogue |
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(The short starts off with K.O. mopping while Mr. Gar comes with in a jetpack.) | |
Mr. Gar | K.O.! We just got a big new shipment. I need you to open every last crate and barrel in the warehouse. |
K.O. | Okay. |
Mr. Gar | And, K.O., don’t forget to follow procedure. |
K.O. | (Enters the break room) Whoa. (The procedure appears) “Get a crowbar. Open containers.” But I don’t got no crowbar. |
Rad | (Reads magazine) Eh, order doesn’t really matter. |
K.O. | (Punches a crate spilling coins) Do we— Do we sell money? |
Rad | We sell a lot of things, kid. |
(K.O. continues to punch barrels and crates and gets some items.) | |
K.O. | Hey, we do sell a lot of things. (Laughs and continues to punch barrels and crates) Wha-cha! A turkey dinner! With all the trimmings! (A K.O. cutout says hi) Aah! |
Rad | Relax, K.O., don’t overthink it. (Eats a K.O.) |
K.O. | Got to focus. If I don’t push myself to the limit, I’ll never find a crowbar. And my honor will be forever tarnished. (Stacks crates) There we go. (Smashes crates with his feet) |
Rad | You find a crowbar yet? |
K.O. | No. But I found this crow bard. (Crow bard caws) |
Rad | Why do we even stock those? |
K.O. | Huh? (Notices that a barrel tuns into a crate and vice-versa as he smashes it) What? Hear my words, invisi-crate, I will clobber you! (Punches the crate and creates an explosion) Ooh! (A crowbar shows up) Yes, I got the crowbar! |
Rad | Wow, K.O., you actually found one. |
K.O. | Yes! Now I can open everything in a less interesting way! (Shows a mess in the break-room) Oh. |
Mr. Gar | What happened here? I thought I told you to follow procedure. |
K.O. | But, Mr. Gar, I opened all the boxes and got the crowbar. The order doesn’t matter, right? |
Mr. Gar | Who in blazes told you that?! |
(Rad walks away.) [THE END] |